Ubiquitous said:
That was Ricky Martin motherf**ker. Recognize.
You drink that delicious coffee down there? How about that Tamarindo sauce? What about the mucho caliente females? Howler monkeys? Surf meets jungle? Spice up this god damn thread!
What the Uber pooper wants, the uber pooper GETS!
So you want some spice?? You want some danger!! You want some Livin la vida loco!
Well Christmas has come early and alllll over me. I have got lets say, more raw ingrediant with which to do myself harm now than I know what to do with. So I am debating how I will root my liver first. I have added some superdrol (powder) to my test-deca-sd mix. I made a post today that was so fvcking funny, I just left work, I knew my day wouldn´t get any better. I had gained about 8 leaner pounds on the test and most recently the deca (two weeks in). SD usually puts 10lbs on me. I am having to up my cals big time between the test and deca alone, historically SD has sucked the carbs from me, so I may soon be eclipsing 4500-5000 cals daily. I am having to eat a little dirtier than I like. It is hard not supplementing your diet with protein powders, it just makes things so much easier! I am shooting for 300 grams of protein daily. A couple of shakes would take me to 400, but I need more $$$!
I will keep you updated on how the SD adds to test-deca. i am loving it 36 hours in(It isn´t placebo, I swear!). I think as I start to run out of deca I will bust out the oral winny for 4-6 weeks while slowly working in some var at week 4 of winny. I will run the var for 4-6 weeks starting low, ramping up, then down the dose. At that point I will start to ease the test down to a maintence dose of 250 mgs per week while doing a mini PCT and letting a couple of weeks of var flow through in that same time period. Labs here are cheap, beotches.
tica chica
So I came down here with a gringa and things didn´t work out for us. She is a really nice girl, just not the girl for me. So my first weekend free, I went to my first casino and got fricking LUCKY. I met this exotic (to me) sweet, gentle, submissive (Sorry Jayhawkk
) tica chica who was all about my big gringo azz. (Un) Fortunatly, she won´t no ho. So what that does to man is crazy, you wait. But shes great for me, so its OK. In fact, its great. Her Mom is dying of Colon cancer, so she has quit her job and become her Moms 24 hour nurse. I have watched her for 24 hours and it isn´t an easy, non-time consuming job! Let alone the persoanl grief of helping your Mama die with dignity. She is just DAMM fine.
Her thoughts on sexxx? Teach me... How can you deny a winning attitude like that? I´ll see if I can post some pics. (Clothes on, sorry you jackazzes.
) She is a beautiful person.
I have been to some incredible beaches like out of the jungle book, Hell, I hit he jungle book a 1000 meters from my house in any direction! I have been through AMAZING rain forests. I have been attacked by insects that crawled out of Jurrassic Parks butt. Nothing like the thrill of being molested by a new insect ed. (Thats for you Biodude
) Do I plan on staying here for a little while, fricking A. son, fricking A. I have sucked sulpher into my lungs hiking around different volcanoes. Out of this world. Not to mention anabolics are OTC here, beotches. It´s a mans paradise here. And I am becoming one of the biggest men around. hahahahahaha.
Hope ya enjoy the read Ubi.
