Nutraplanet WTF?

Blutarski

Blutarski

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Ordered over 200 bucks worth of supps Thursday late AM, FedEX website says to expect package on 12/19...5 damn days later....and at 10:30am on this fine Saturday what arrives....my package.....less than 48 hours later from GA to MO...with a free T-Shirt thrown in even though my order was less than 200 bucks after the X-Mas discount...moral of the story is don't trust the FedEx tracking, have an excuse ready when the wife opens the door to your big assed package you thought you'd snag before she saw it a few days later, and finally that NP is a first class outfit. Good stuff.
 
Well my wife is now a stay at home mom which really helps to solidify the phrase "Honesty is the best policy":D
 
Blutarski said:
...moral of the story is don't trust the FedEx tracking, have an excuse ready when the wife opens the door to your big assed package you thought you'd snag before she saw it a few days later.
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Oh that's funny. Wives love supplements don't they?:nutkick:
 
mmowry said:
Well my wife is now a stay at home mom which really helps to solidify the phrase "Honesty is the best policy":D
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Mine too.


"What'd you get".

Creatine.

"That's it? Again? Din't you just buy like two weeks ago or something?? And that box is kinda big for just creatine. Didn't you just take some pills? Orange ones? Were those creatine?"

Yup, creatine, I was out. So, how do you like the ring I bought you for your birthday?

*crickets*
 
Hey Blutarski,

DON"T take that, send it back :)


CROWLER
 
poison said:
Mine too.


"What'd you get".

Creatine.

"That's it? Again? Din't you just buy like two weeks ago or something?? And that box is kinda big for just creatine. Didn't you just take some pills? Orange ones? Were those creatine?"

Yup, creatine, I was out. So, how do you like the ring I bought you for your birthday?

*crickets*
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Other things to offset wife/gf protests over supplements:

-150 dollar haircolor/style every 6 weeks (her) versus free homeade clipper cut for balding scalp (me)
-25 pairs of shoes in closet (her) versus a 3 pair rotation to prevent decomposition from sweat (me)
-"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)
-Through it all I love the wifey, good woman who tries to understand my twisted ways.
 
-"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)

Classic Ill have to use that one reps for idea!

Sorry Ive gotta spread some reps........yada yada yada
 
Never thought of that, but true: I don't watch sports, gamble, drink, do drugs, chase women, or do porn. That's $3296 saved EVERY month!!!

:lol:
 
Blutarski said:
Other things to offset wife/gf protests over supplements:

-150 dollar haircolor/style every 6 weeks (her) versus free homeade clipper cut for balding scalp (me)
-25 pairs of shoes in closet (her) versus a 3 pair rotation to prevent decomposition from sweat (me)
-"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)
-Through it all I love the wifey, good woman who tries to understand my twisted ways.
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Awesome ( reps given )
 
Blutarski said:
-"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)
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LMFAO!
 
tattoopierced1 said:
i got a UPS Store mailbox to avoid such confrontations...
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My wife takes care of the checkbook and things are tight right now so thats not a viable option unfortunately.:D
 
mmowry said:
My wife takes care of the checkbook and things are tight right now so thats not a viable option unfortunately.:D
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everything is viable.. for instance, if we are really tight for money and she sees everything in and out of the account, I would do a computer job on the side, get cash, and have a buddy order the supps for me.. ;)

On a serious note, I know it sucks being strapped for cash, I just like finding creative ways around it to get what i need.
 
tattoopierced1 said:
everything is viable.. for instance, if we are really tight for money and she sees everything in and out of the account, I would do a computer job on the side, get cash, and have a buddy order the supps for me.. ;)
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Wish I had that option.If I go do a side job she knoes Im doing a side job.Tough to slide construction work in the back door:run:

Shes good about it all in all.I just have to be more needs conscious than ME conscious:D I do love that girl dearly she lets me get supps with in reason(or else Id spend every cent I make on stuff that I may not even use. Shes a KEEPER!!:thumbsup: )

Good luck gettin your stuff guys!!
 
Got my wife hooked on protein bars and every time the "box" arrived I told her it was more products for her. Worked fairly well until the 4 qty order of 5 lbs whey arrived.

"Why do they need such a large box to ship those bars in?"

Need to keep the big orders to only arrive around holidays, birthdays and anniversaries! :)
 
t-bone2 said:
Got my wife hooked on protein bars and every time the "box" arrived I told her it was more products for her. Worked fairly well until the 4 qty order of 5 lbs whey arrived.

"Why do they need such a large box to ship those bars in?"

Need to keep the big orders to only arrive around holidays, birthdays and anniversaries! :)
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Tricky...tricky.
 
lol you got a t-shirt while I got 24 pills of NO3 for free along with some scoops of ON protein and a few servings of Fyre man!! gotta love the freebies!
 
I got mine for $10 per month with one month free..so 7 months for $60. A small price to pay for not getting into arguments over supplements for 7 months...
 
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