Nutra put a hit on me!

AdelV

AdelV

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Well after hearing my mum drag my package in while trying to sleep! I figured Id wait til I wake up!(i work night shift)

Anyways, I start opening my package, only to find a deadly weapon inside.
Thats right.. someone at Nutra is trying to have me KILLED!

A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version, or maybe It was CUSTOMS?

Either way...the thing must of been eating my supps, cos it has huge legs!

LOL..

Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...

NO SAMPLES< but thanx 4 the clothin ;P
 
Ninja Spiders instead of Ninja Monkeys for overseas customers? Curious.
 
crader said:
:) I would have been tempted to let the spider have the supps to..yuck! I'm allergic to spider bites and I have to actually go to the hospital if I get bitten by one.
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really? god. i just think they're the nastiest thing ever created. i'd rather live with fleas or flies than spiders. disgusting creatures.
 
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You missed out, its actually their new delivery system for radioactivate proteins/steroids.

You could've ended up like this guy:

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Never know, might have been the one that turned peter parker into you know who. Oh well, there went your chance to be the wall crawler of the new millenium.
 
If you let it bite you you would have gained the proportionate speed and strength of a spider. Nutra was giving you the ultimate power-up!
 
AdelV said:
Well after hearing my mum drag my package in while trying to sleep! I figured Id wait til I wake up!(i work night shift)

Anyways, I start opening my package, only to find a deadly weapon inside.
Thats right.. someone at Nutra is trying to have me KILLED!

A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version, or maybe It was CUSTOMS?

Either way...the thing must of been eating my supps, cos it has huge legs!

LOL..

Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...

NO SAMPLES< but thanx 4 the clothin ;P
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Yo, is your name really Adel?
 
crader said:
Yes me too, a cute little tiny spider monkey. :)
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A cross between a spider and monkey personally delivered by a Ninja!
 
AdelV said:
Well after hearing my mum drag my package in while trying to sleep! I figured Id wait til I wake up!(i work night shift)

Anyways, I start opening my package, only to find a deadly weapon inside.
Thats right.. someone at Nutra is trying to have me KILLED!

A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version, or maybe It was CUSTOMS?

Either way...the thing must of been eating my supps, cos it has huge legs!

LOL..

Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...

NO SAMPLES< but thanx 4 the clothin ;P
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SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU KILLED LITTLE OL SCRATCHY THE NINJA SPIDER??!! HE WAS ONLY A CHILD FOR CYING OUT LOUD AND STILL IN TRAINING!

I told him he was too young to deliver any packages, but he just wouldn't listen....he had a heart of gold. R.I.P Scratchy.
 
SilentBob187 said:
Ninja Spiders instead of Ninja Monkeys for overseas customers? Curious.
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I believe the shipping weight on ninja spiders is less.

Adel - just wait until you get your Customs Duty notification, and they charge you $60 AU for the spider..
 
maybe this is part of Nutra's plan to get banned items through customs. Personally, if I opened a package and the first thing I see is couple ginormous spiders, I wouldn't care to find out what else is in there.

Edit: Is ginormous a real world? it doesn't come up on spell check.... :dunno:
 
Esox Express said:
maybe this is part of Nutra's plan to get banned items through customs. Personally, if I opened a package and the first thing I see is couple ginormous spiders, I wouldn't care to find out what else is in there.

Edit: Is ginormous a real world? it doesn't come up on spell check.... :dunno:
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Thats a good plan. I would tape the box right back up and send it on its way, spiders and all!
 
My real name Is not Adel.

The more I think about it, I think It was customs! Chances are im blacklisted and they don't like me!

Prob cos I had the head of the chem department TGA call them up and tell them they are wrong and to send me items to me!

I suggest NP or Customs!

I will investigate! I also thought about the super human spider powers, but Im not sure if im dumb enough to risk it! LOL

:P
 
NutraPlanet CS said:
SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU KILLED LITTLE OL SCRATCHY THE NINJA SPIDER??!! HE WAS ONLY A CHILD FOR CYING OUT LOUD AND STILL IN TRAINING!

I told him he was too young to deliver any packages, but he just wouldn't listen....he had a heart of gold. R.I.P Scratchy.
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thats alright,thats okay!..where already training a ninja monkey as we speak!..to avenge master scratchy's un-timely death!..we just have to get a big enough box to ship him in!..he is on his way adel!..you better be ready!
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Hey, that happened to me too, but I thought it was just some new cool delivery system for my Arachnidonic Acid...oh, wait a minute :lol:
 
Well, I would rather have a spider in a box, than to ever have one of these fukcers crawl on me while I'm being shot at.

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AdelV said:
A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version...

Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...
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Tiny little dot of a body (1 cm +/-) on long spindly legs?

We call them "daddy long-legs" - don't think they're arachnids at all:
they don't bite & are totally harmless.
(I wouldn't *eat* one, but that's just me)
 
I've had friends that were chased by those camel spiders. They stay in your shadow for the shade. A friend of mine stepped on one and his foot slid across the floor. Those thongs get big enough where they can wrap there legs around a hummer tire.
 
BodyWizard said:
Tiny little dot of a body (1 cm +/-) on long spindly legs?

We call them "daddy long-legs" - don't think they're arachnids at all:
they don't bite & are totally harmless.
(I wouldn't *eat* one, but that's just me)
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Actually daddy long legs are very poisonous but they cannot bite through the human skin and also i don't think there poison will harm us too much but will easily kill smaller animals.
 
joeymutz said:
I've had friends that were chased by those camel spiders. They stay in your shadow for the shade. A friend of mine stepped on one and his foot slid across the floor. Those thongs get big enough where they can wrap there legs around a hummer tire.
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Try having 3 wrap themselves around you while you're being shot at. Not much you can do.
One of my men put one in a bunk-sack of a dipshit in another Unit. That SOB screamed just like that guy from Home Alone when the spider landed on his face. I fell over laughing.
 
ohh man **** that!!!!! Glad i was in Korea and Guam. Korea did have some big spiders though but nothing like the camel spiders. Guam you just had to look out for snakes and monitors.
 
joeymutz said:
ohh man **** that!!!!! Glad i was in Korea and Guam. Korea did have some big spiders though but nothing like the camel spiders. Guam you just had to look out for snakes and monitors.
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Yeah, the snakes in Guam are freaking crazy. They will come after you in a heart-beat. But, they're no match for my M4. :rocketwhore:
 
True that!!! I didn't get an M4 assigned to me in Guam, I did have an M16 in Korea though that:rocketwhore: was when they were fully auto too!!!
 
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