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Celorza said:
A plane* My apologies Rick :sad: my iPhone seems to like auto-correcting in the wrong manner. And I am on my Senior year of Manufacturing Engineering (still thinking if I should switch to Mechanical :/).


:blink: I could never kill you Tim! Who would make videos that make me wanna stuff myself full of Chicken Wings!?
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Okay..

It's not Tim, CyForce, or Trenjamin...... Must be me.

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RickRock13 said:
No offense to you, but I work with engineers on a daily basis (structural, mechanical, electrical, chemical, agricultural, etc...) and there is most certainly an intelligent deficiency among them. I don't expect anyone to be perfect, but these primary donnas i work with prance around like they know it all. I love it when I get the oppurtunity to correct them (which is often) considering I'm just a blue collar union man that never went to college.
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You spelled Prima Donna and Opportunity wrong. Just saying.. :-)

Also unions suck.

That is all.
 
D2footballjrc said:
Okay..

It's not Tim, CyForce, or Trenjamin...... Must be me.

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Lol nope, you know I like yah Bruce :) and I have appreciated our conversations on PMs always. If one must guess...the only hint I'll give is that it is a man that has the same color of a carrot.
 
Celorza said:
Lol nope, you know I like yah Bruce :) and I have appreciated our conversations on PMs always. If one must guess...the only hint I'll give is that it is a man that has the same color of a carrot.
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What did Coco do to you!!!

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Celorza said:
Lol nope, you know I like yah Bruce :) and I have appreciated our conversations on PMs always. If one must guess...the only hint I'll give is that it is a man that has the same color of a carrot.
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1/5 of these men is dead.

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This guy, also dead.

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Probably dead.

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Yup, dead.


So cruel. So cruel.
 
Tim if I allegedly killed the Carrot Man with 2 hotties beside him (The 2 blonde Females)...did I also get to have fun with those 2 ladies? (Fun as in...s3x?)
 
Celorza said:
Tim if I allegedly killed the Carrot Man with 2 hotties beside him (The 2 blonde Females)...did I also get to have fun with those 2 ladies? (Fun as in...s3x?)
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I'd watch out.. That guy looks like he's Asian.. That means he knows Martial Arts.. Plus he's been eating way too many carrots so his eye site will be SUPER IMPROVED... It's not worth it!!! s3x isn't worth it.. get a hobby... Like Golf!!! Golf > s3x......sometimes......occasionally....

PS the guy in the 5th picture.. He looks like a complete tool.. I'll like to punch him in the face once.
 
D2footballjrc said:
I'd watch out.. That guy looks like he's Asian.. That means he knows Martial Arts.. Plus he's been eating way too many carrots so his eye site will be SUPER IMPROVED... It's not worth it!!! s3x isn't worth it.. get a hobby... Like Golf!!! Golf > s3x......sometimes......occasionally....
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Golf < Sex

As long as you're doing it right.

If you find that equation to be any other way, Bruce, urdoinitwrong!

Just look at Tiger Woods!
 
D2footballjrc said:
I'd watch out.. That guy looks like he's Asian.. That means he knows Martial Arts.. Plus he's been eating way too many carrots so his eye site will be SUPER IMPROVED... It's not worth it!!! s3x isn't worth it.. get a hobby... Like Golf!!! Golf > s3x......sometimes......occasionally....

PS the guy in the 5th picture I'd most likely help you with.. He looks like a complete tool.. I'll just punch him in the face once then you can do what you got to do!
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Eye Sight** Bruce, please...Watch your spelling.
 
Btw Tim..

I think you need a lesson about this.. It's okay, your kindergarten teacher must have sucked or been high.

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Look at the top image again friend.. Now with the knowledge you've gained.. Tell me.. Is the first guy a carrot or an orange? You can do it! I believe in you!
 
MidwestBeast said:
Golf < Sex

As long as you're doing it right.

If you find that equation to be any other way, Bruce, urdoinitwrong!

Just look at Tiger Woods!
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I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods now wishes he was playing golf instead of having had s3x. He got taken to the CLEANERS.

I must be in the minority, unless I'm on something, I'm good with sex 3 or so times a week. I can't ever get enough golf in a week though. Thus Golf > Sex.
 
Celorza said:
Tim if I allegedly killed the Carrot Man with 2 hotties beside him (The 2 blonde Females)...did I also get to have fun with those 2 ladies? (Fun as in...s3x?)
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You can't. You're an asexual hamster with no external genitalia. You could go through the motions of dry humping them, but somehow I doubt that they'd let you.

D2footballjrc said:
I'd watch out.. That guy looks like he's Asian.. That means he knows Martial Arts.. Plus he's been eating way too many carrots so his eye site will be SUPER IMPROVED... It's not worth it!!! s3x isn't worth it.. get a hobby... Like Golf!!! Golf > s3x......sometimes......occasionally....

PS the guy in the 5th picture.. He looks like a complete tool.. I'll like to punch him in the face once.
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My sister married an Asian dude. He knows no martial arts whatsoever. The best thing he can do in life is buy expensive shoes. True story, bro.

Celorza said:
Eye Sight** Bruce, please...Watch your spelling.
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You no longer deserve to have nipples. Please remove them and send back in their original packaging to the factory.
 
D2footballjrc said:
I'm not the one saying I'm better than others, which allows me to make mistakes and not give a sh** :-)
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To clarify...I mentioned that I was in that year of my degree because he said I was fresh out of highschool...meant it as a..."nah...HS was a while ago"...didn't think it came out like that...
 
D2footballjrc said:
Btw Tim..

I think you need a lesson about this.. It's okay, your kindergarten teacher must have sucked or been high.

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Look at the top image again friend.. Now with the knowledge you've gained.. Tell me.. Is the first guy a carrot or an orange? You can do it! I believe in you!
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Those carrots are unrealistically orange. Nice try, but no. Carrots are orange, like an orange. So... orange it is. Douchetard.

D2footballjrc said:
I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods now wishes he was playing golf instead of having had s3x. He got taken to the CLEANERS.

I must be in the minority, unless I'm on something, I'm good with sex 3 or so times a week. I can't ever get enough golf in a week though. Thus Golf > Sex.
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I've never played golf. I can't remember what it's like to do that other thing. Maybe it's time that I take up golf.
 
Celorza said:
To clarify...I mentioned that I was in that year of my degree because he said I was fresh out of highschool...meant it as a..."nah...HS was a while ago"...didn't think it came out like that...
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It was thrown towards you both ;-). Boom Roasted.. 2 for 1! BOGO! :-D
 
T-AD said:
I've never played golf. I can't remember what it's like to do that other thing. Maybe it's time that I take up golf.
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Why golf rocks.

A. Drinking alcohol is accepted and often highly suggested.
B. You can smoke big ass cigars.
C. Golf Carts.. Lets face it.. It's just an excuse to drive go cart like things around while we are drinking.
D. Something primal about whacking things with sticks.
E. Get 3 buddies together, mix A through D, and you are guaranteed to have a good time.
F. Even with the cart it's still a decent cardio workout. It's far from HIIT, but it's better then sitting at home.

G. This is Tim Specific.. It'll help you practice and strength your golf club swinging muscles for the zombie Apocalypse. You want to be trained in all weapons to take down a zombie. We know that golf clubs are effective!
 
D2footballjrc said:
Why golf rocks.

A. Alcohol is accepted and often highly suggested.
B. You can smoke big ass cigars.
C. Golf Carts.. Lets face it.. It's just an excuse to drive go cart like things around while we are drinking.
D. Something primal about whacking things with sticks.
E. Get 3 buddies together, mix A through D, and you are guaranteed to have a good time.
F. Even with the cart it's still a decent cardio workout. It's far from HIIT, but it's better then sitting at home.

G. This is Tim Specific.. It'll help you practice and strength your golf club swinging muscles for the zombie Apocalypse. You want to be trained in all weapons to take down a zombie. We know that golf clubs are effective!
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Do I have to wear the funny pants? I know that there's funny pants involved somewhere.
 
T-AD said:
Do I have to wear the funny pants? I know that there's funny pants involved somewhere.
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Not until you get old and can't dress yourself right.

I wear Golf Shorts, I know several guys just wear khaki shorts and polos. Depending on where you are golfing. If I'm at the Country Club you have to have at least Khaki shorts and a polo. The municipal course doesn't care what you are wearing. At the PGA Arbor Links you are required to be wearing golfing clothes. I only golf Arbor Links 3-4 times a year though. I'm usually at one of the local country clubs because the municipal course is way too easy and forgiving.

Also most country clubs and PGA courses will want you to have golfing shoes. Municipal courses are much more easy going and usually only require tennis shoes.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I hate primary donnas
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I know, right?I didn't think there was anything worse then prima donnas until I met these primary Donnas. They are like the alphas of prima donnas
 
MidwestBeast said:
In4 moar info on secondary donnas.
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Secondary donnas are commonly referred to as the more commonly known term "prima" donnas :)
 
D2footballjrc said:
Why golf rocks.

A. Drinking alcohol is accepted and often highly suggested.
B. You can smoke big ass cigars.
C. Golf Carts.. Lets face it.. It's just an excuse to drive go cart like things around while we are drinking.
D. Something primal about whacking things with sticks.
E. Get 3 buddies together, mix A through D, and you are guaranteed to have a good time.
F. Even with the cart it's still a decent cardio workout. It's far from HIIT, but it's better then sitting at home.

G. This is Tim Specific.. It'll help you practice and strength your golf club swinging muscles for the zombie Apocalypse. You want to be trained in all weapons to take down a zombie. We know that golf clubs are effective!
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Golf is for lazy, fat, and old poorly dressed men. Golf sucks....period.

And unions are the reason that there is a middle class with decent wages and benefits. Don't get me started on that subject.

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RickRock13 said:
Golf is for lazy, fat, and old poorly dressed men. Golf sucks....period.

And unions are the reason that there is a middle class with decent wages and benefits. Don't get me started on that subject.

(End of rant)
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the Union leaders getting fat off the food they are making from the people they represent. Unions are a key reason jobs are moving over seas.

As for insulting Golf, since you believe in Unions you aren't the type of person who'd understand such a wonderful sport. Most likely I play with your Union Leaders though :-)

(Still love ya Rick!)

We need to start a RecoverBro golf team.
 
D2footballjrc said:
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the Union leaders getting fat off the food they are making from the people they represent. Unions are a key reason jobs are moving over seas.

As for insulting Golf, since you believe in Unions you aren't the type of person who'd understand such a wonderful sport. Most likely I play with your Union Leaders though :-)

(Still love ya Rick!)

We need to start a RecoverBro golf team.
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Corporate greed and slave labor is the reason jobs move overseas. Unions give the workers a voice with rights. Something every American in the workplace should be entitled to.
 
Unsubbed due to all the bitching taking place in here..
 
I have played golf, here is what I have against it.
1) The time actually doing something is far outweighed by the time walking and waiting. You hit one shot and walk a couple of hundred yards, hit another. I prefer the driving range.
2) If you are bad at it I am pretty sure golf will make you want to commit suicide
3) I go to tee off on my first ever golf round, driving range excluded. I am nervous, never used a driver before and my brother says "oh, by the way you need to hurry up because the next group of guys tee off in 7 minutes". I turn around and three middle aged men looking like they take it very seriously are watching me intently lol.
4) No girls play
5) The men are quite often pompous
6) When I played around in my speedos it was severely frowned upon.
 
BPjohn123 said:
I thought this thread was closed
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They all were closed.....for you. That's what happens when you go to BANNED camp! :nana:
 
LiveToLift said:
A thousand wouldn't be enough. :-D
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For you, not all the money in the world would be enough. For Rick...meh for free :dance:
 
Celorza said:
For you, not all the money in the world would be enough. For Rick...meh for free :dance:
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I want a lap dance from Celly in a banana hammock. :banana:
 
bdcc said:
I have played golf, here is what I have against it.
1) The time actually doing something is far outweighed by the time walking and waiting. You hit one shot and walk a couple of hundred yards, hit another. I prefer the driving range.
2) If you are bad at it I am pretty sure golf will make you want to commit suicide
3) I go to tee off on my first ever golf round, driving range excluded. I am nervous, never used a driver before and my brother says "oh, by the way you need to hurry up because the next group of guys tee off in 7 minutes". I turn around and three middle aged men looking like they take it very seriously are watching me intently lol.
4) No girls play
5) The men are quite often pompous
6) When I played around in my speedos it was severely frowned upon.
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This is a great post, Ben. I agree very much.

I don't hate golf, but I hated the lack of action, as well. Same reason I'm garbage at bowling and pool, too. I'm on point for a few minutes and then I get tired of thinking about the math/physics and I just want to hit something hard lol.

BPjohn123 said:
I thought this thread was closed
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Ridiculous

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Ridiculous
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Bannfaeirh ??

RickRock13 said:
I want a lap dance from Celly in a banana hammock. :banana:
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Sounds like Bruce's recent photo.
 
bdcc said:
I have played golf, here is what I have against it.
1) The time actually doing something is far outweighed by the time walking and waiting. You hit one shot and walk a couple of hundred yards, hit another. I prefer the driving range.
2) If you are bad at it I am pretty sure golf will make you want to commit suicide
3) I go to tee off on my first ever golf round, driving range excluded. I am nervous, never used a driver before and my brother says "oh, by the way you need to hurry up because the next group of guys tee off in 7 minutes". I turn around and three middle aged men looking like they take it very seriously are watching me intently lol.
4) No girls play
5) The men are quite often pompous
6) When I played around in my speedos it was severely frowned upon.
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1) Power Carts.
2) The more you play the better you get.
3) Don't go during peak times, warm up before you get to the tee box, also screw people waiting, if they are in a hurry they can go around. And again.. Power Carts. Finally, quit being so damn ADHD.. The down time is when you drink and chat it up.
4) Incorrect. It's about 75% men, 25% women at the country club I play at.
5) You calling me pompous?
6) Everyone was jealous, it's hard to concentrate on golf with such a specimen to stare at.
 
bdcc said:
I have played golf, here is what I have against it.
1) The time actually doing something is far outweighed by the time walking and waiting. You hit one shot and walk a couple of hundred yards, hit another. I prefer the driving range.
2) If you are bad at it I am pretty sure golf will make you want to commit suicide
3) I go to tee off on my first ever golf round, driving range excluded. I am nervous, never used a driver before and my brother says "oh, by the way you need to hurry up because the next group of guys tee off in 7 minutes". I turn around and three middle aged men looking like they take it very seriously are watching me intently lol.
4) No girls play
5) The men are quite often pompous
6) When I played around in my speedos it was severely frowned upon.
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This is what makes it fun.
It defines a man.
 
If someone says they did a 6 week HD cycle, what does that mean? Is HD an AAS?
 
Here is one of the courses I play at. It's awesome to just relax and take it all in. I golf here about 4-5 times a year and then for a tournament. You can't tell me you wouldn't just enjoy walking on a nice day while playing for golf. It's a breathtaking course. Granted I use a cart everytime anymore.

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Then I usually golf at one of the country clubs that work provides memberships to.

If I have someone new to golf with me, I usually hit one of the municipals as it's easier course and people are much more laid back.

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