Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

Bruce said:
You aren't missing much.. Cliffs.

1. Fl3x rules.
2. This thread is all about Fl3x
3. I am gay
4. I poop blood
5. This morning when I woke up I farted and a condom fell out.
6. I have an insatiable love for teh gheyness
7. Black Liver is the greatest supplement ever made.
8. Every once in awhile Schizm or Taaman will pop in my back door, usually it's awesome
9. Fl3x only likes women, and he is very masculine
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Not far from the truth...needs more Blakey, James, Nate, Tony, Ben, Steve, Matt M, and Matt R.
 
D2footballjrc said:
I was laying on the floor of my gym with my mouth wide open hoping someone would land their snake in my pit, but then I remembered the sign on the door said NO GHEYNESS!!!! So I turned my snake pit into a laugh.
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Also can believe this.
 
EasyEJL said:
that reminds me, since i'll be california next week, and my flight home next friday is at like 11:50pm I may go by the Viper Room on sunset friday night
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A buddy played at the Viper Room and he was opening for Dizzy Reed, GnR keyboardist. We got lucky because some people wanted to f#ck up Dizzy's set by being surprise guests and playing a 45 min set . . . . got to see Slash and Izzy
 
*sniff sniff sniff*

Smells like new meat...

Oh, Toooooooonnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
 
phatmike0704 said:
lemme read the 110 pages i missed to catch up on the convo :)
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Scientists claim this is impossible without becoming mentally retarded by the half way point. There are so many running jokes that when I miss two pages I don't understand what everyone is talking about and I am an 'insider'!
 
p5sky said:
nobody wants your sloppy seconds . . . or do they?
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more like sloppy hundreds


bdcc said:
Scientists claim this is impossible without becoming mentally retarded by the half way point. There are so many running jokes that when I miss two pages I don't understand what everyone is talking about and I am an 'insider'!
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i did sorta go full retard at page 93
 
bdcc said:
Scientists claim this is impossible without becoming mentally retarded by the half way point. There are so many running jokes that when I miss two pages I don't understand what everyone is talking about and I am an 'insider'!
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what if a retarded person starts reading this thread . . . do they become smarter? I can refer some people to test this theory
 
MidwestBeast said:
It's okay, young grasshopper. I was actually impressed with your bead. However, your beard has not made Zach Galifianakis tremble (not joking).
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I will try harder to please you.

F3CAL MATTER said:
I got over it, we talked it out, its in the past. Quit living in yesterday.
This isn't Jersey Shore, we are grown a$$ adults James!
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I'm sorry flexy, you just get me so riled up.

D2footballjrc said:
You aren't missing much.. Cliffs.

1. Fl3x is weird.
2. MWB has a beard, only it's only about 2/3rds as cool as he thinks it is.
3. Ben is from England.. *Insert all the England jokes and slams*
4. James randomly comes in, he is an angry person.
5. There was a random crazy guy that came in and posted 30 things then left.. I think he is a LG Science Rep...
6. I'm a new guy, I'm semi fat. Fl3x is afraid I will take all his logging opportunities.
7. Black Liver is the greatest supplement ever made.
8. Every once in awhile Schizm or Taaman will pop in and post something, usually its decent and easy to read.
9. Fl3x likes men sometimes, women sometimes.
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That is an excellent summary!

MidwestBeast said:
Welcome!

Has Flex sent you wiener pics, yet?

If not, there is some PG-13 stuff from James a page or two back.
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I have many more that I personally autographed that I will sell at a discounted introductory price. First three orders come with one of my original unwashed posing suits.

p5sky said:
what if a retarded person starts reading this thread . . . do they become smarter? I can refer some people to test this theory
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Get some in here and see what happens.
 
Jizmo had a doctorate in English literature. By the time he finished reading the thread all he could talk about was carrots.

Now his wife has left him and he spends most days sitting outside and washing himself in puddles.
 
taman6886 said:
Drool puddles is what one gets when a mildly retarded individual starts reading this thread. It is a cognitive decline with out measure!
Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A Durr durr. ....
 
Random thought of the day: the human body is amazing. I can get bored and go take a dump even when I don't have to go.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Random thought of the day: the human body is amazing. I can get bored and go take a dump even when I don't have to go.
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Wow. I need to get bored more... Been backed up for a while.
 
Tomorrow is "coming of age" day. In japan it's when you turn 20 years old.
Regardless, I have a day off and will lift lol.

Culture lesson: Japanese ppl wear a traditional kimono today and take pictures. In japan the legal age to drink and smoke is 20.
 
I want to wear a kimono around the streets of Japan and drink and smoke :(
 
I wear a children jacket when I go smoke.
Made out of 100% pure egyptian children.
5263748276223439 thread count.
 
EasyEJL said:
does it smell like most middle easterners?
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This coat would be the closest I've been to smelling any, so my closest guess would be yes.
 
MidwestBeast said:
I have to take a shhhhhhh.....a SHHH.....I have to take a nice long steaming
Shhhhhhowerrrrrr
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You must be fairly dirty.
 
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