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EasyEJL said:
we knew that already
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*sigh* Oh, Easy...your lack of information hurts my heart.

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As you can see from the photo, the walrus only has a rockin mustache (now that I do share in common with my fat friend), and very little fur:

"Aside from the vibrissae, the walrus is sparsely covered with fur and appears bald." (Ref: Invalid Link Removed)

I, on the other hand, have much fur. More on par with that of a wookie. ;)
 
MidwestBeast said:
Can we just call ourselves the schizms? That way we can use the term interchangably just as the smurfs did.

Hey Papa Schizm. I was just schizming through the schizm when I saw a schizm!
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I think this is a smurf when it has a schizm..

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taman6886 said:
What' evah Schizzy
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haha, now you're talkin!

kingjameskjf said:
ahhhh! woke up this morning and took a nice shower and had a good long 'conversation' with the pulse setting on my showerhead.
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Dear lord man!! TMI!!!! TMI!!!

kingjameskjf said:
It kinda ruins the oomph added to the word. Just think of this, "hey schizm face"! You see how derogatory that is? If we used it interchangeably, then it wouldn't have the same effect.
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MidwestBeast said:
Schizm you.
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KingJameson, pls refer to MWB's post ;)
 
At approximately 1:41pm my time, I took a large Schizm. See above.
 
kingjameskjf said:
ahhhh! woke up this morning and took a nice shower, had a good breakfast, and took a nice long schizm.
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:laughing:
 
MidwestBeast said:
Schizm you.
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That schizm made me chuckle....


aye brb about to take a Midwest schizm :)
 
Just for giggles, I decided I would google schizm and post first picture that popped up.. Here is what google images had as first image....Pretty sure it has all you guys in it :-D

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D2footballjrc said:
Just for giggles, I decided I would google schizm and post first picture that popped up.. Here is what google images had as first image....Pretty sure it has all you guys in it :-D

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From left to right:

Ben, Steve, James, Tony, Flex, Me

I can't figure out what the heck is going on in mine, but the explanations for the others are as follows:

Ben: I know Ben doesn't wear glasses, but doesn't that look like a fine bloke? We can just assume he is British.
Steve: Looks absolutely insane...just like Steve's off-the-wall, 180 responses.
James: Kind of looks like he is wearing a smoking jacket. I could see James doing this.
Tony: What's that? A face pressed against the camera and staring at you? Yep, that's Tony.
Flex: It looks like he's having a Schizm (*note: this was almost Easy, with all the talk of him helicoptering his e-penis, it could seem fitting).
 
MidwestBeast said:
From left to right:

Ben, Steve, James, Tony, Flex, Me

I can't figure out what the heck is going on in mine, but the explanations for the others are as follows:

Ben: I know Ben doesn't wear glasses, but doesn't that look like a fine bloke? We can just assume he is British.
Steve: Looks absolutely insane...just like Steve's off-the-wall, 180 responses.
James: Kind of looks like he is wearing a smoking jacket. I could see James doing this.
Tony: What's that? A face pressed against the camera and staring at you? Yep, that's Tony.
Flex: It looks like he's having a Schizm (*note: this was almost Easy, with all the talk of him helicoptering his e-penis, it could seem fitting).
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So you're saying I look like a vampire? I will suck your blood just for thinkin that!!
 
MidwestBeast said:
From left to right:

Ben, Steve, James, Tony, Flex, Me

I can't figure out what the heck is going on in mine, but the explanations for the others are as follows:

Ben: I know Ben doesn't wear glasses, but doesn't that look like a fine bloke? We can just assume he is British.
Steve: Looks absolutely insane...just like Steve's off-the-wall, 180 responses.
James: Kind of looks like he is wearing a smoking jacket. I could see James doing this.
Tony: What's that? A face pressed against the camera and staring at you? Yep, that's Tony.
Flex: It looks like he's having a Schizm (*note: this was almost Easy, with all the talk of him helicoptering his e-penis, it could seem fitting).
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oh ho ho, I think we can all see exactly what's going on with yours you sneaky little fiend. That is obviously your backside (after Ben saved the massive amounts of fur for my christmas pillow) and you're looking down at your monstrous schizm you just laid to rest.
 
^^ :laughing:
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I feel like Nate has become prison candy in this thread, we're just waiting for our chance to toss him around the shower...
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Everybody likes candy! I don't think I've tried candy in the shower though :thinking:
 
MidwestBeast said:
From left to right:

Ben, Steve, James, Tony, Flex, Me

I can't figure out what the heck is going on in mine, but the explanations for the others are as follows:

Ben: I know Ben doesn't wear glasses, but doesn't that look like a fine bloke? We can just assume he is British.
Steve: Looks absolutely insane...just like Steve's off-the-wall, 180 responses.
James: Kind of looks like he is wearing a smoking jacket. I could see James doing this.
Tony: What's that? A face pressed against the camera and staring at you? Yep, that's Tony.
Flex: It looks like he's having a Schizm (*note: this was almost Easy, with all the talk of him helicoptering his e-penis, it could seem fitting).
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Showin the world my OH face!

stxnas said:
Everybody likes candy! I don't think I've tried candy in the shower though :thinking:
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It tastes better!
 
kingjameskjf said:
oh ho ho, I think we can all see exactly what's going on with yours you sneaky little fiend. That is obviously your backside (after Ben saved the massive amounts of fur for my christmas pillow) and you're looking down at your monstrous schizm you just laid to rest.
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I legitimately can't tell what's going on in that photo/what it is. Can you tell what it actually is (I'm being serious lol)?
 
MidwestBeast said:
From left to right:

Ben, Steve, James, Tony, Flex, Me

I can't figure out what the heck is going on in mine, but the explanations for the others are as follows:

Ben: I know Ben doesn't wear glasses, but doesn't that look like a fine bloke? We can just assume he is British.
Steve: Looks absolutely insane...just like Steve's off-the-wall, 180 responses.
James: Kind of looks like he is wearing a smoking jacket. I could see James doing this.
Tony: What's that? A face pressed against the camera and staring at you? Yep, that's Tony.
Flex: It looks like he's having a Schizm (*note: this was almost Easy, with all the talk of him helicoptering his e-penis, it could seem fitting).
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Haha, "fine bloke"!

I also like the reasoning behind Big Tony Tdog although in real life he is much more menacing and when I say real life I mean Facebook.
 
bdcc said:
Haha, "fine bloke"!

I also like the reasoning behind Big Tony Tdog although in real life he is much more menacing and when I say real life I mean Facebook.
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Quit your whining. Damn, threaten to feed a guy his own testicles just once and he acts like he has to be all afraid and **** like dat dere.
 
taman6886 said:
Quit your whining. Damn, threaten to feed a guy his own testicles just once and he acts like he has to be all afraid and **** like dat dere.
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That wouldn't have scared me, I would have laughed. It was that you threatened to feed me your testicles that I was worried.

Talking of empty threats, you know when you are about in town and someone starts threatening you? I had an absolute classic. Walking through the centre of Oxford which is renowned for being an affluent area and a Northern guy, after taking something I said badly came back with this retort;

"I will put you in the back of my car and shoot you".

Now, if you had his car on him it would have carried more weight, I am not sure if he went through with it whether he would have expected me to wait while he retrieved his car or wanted me to walk with him to the car park? Maybe he would have wanted me to contribute towards his parking fee.

EasyEJL said:
a cold beer in a hot shower is pretty nice
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I highly recommend a bacon sandwich in the shower, as long as you can keep it dry.
 
MidwestBeast said:
I legitimately can't tell what's going on in that photo/what it is. Can you tell what it actually is (I'm being serious lol)?
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Yes. It took me a minute but I figured it out. That truly is the dude's naked backside. The bottom of the picture is at torso level. From there is goes up and shows mainly the right hand side of his body (or left anatomically). His right arm is up, with the hand possibly being under his forehead, although that is more speculation. His head is at the top, next to the left hand side of the picture frame and is tilted to the side. The white part is his white hair on the back of his head. See the previous picture of flex making his oh face and you will see it's the dame dude and his hair is white. I've seen your backside enough times to recognize it.
 
bdcc said:
It is nice to see people like yourself come through. As I have just said in a message to someone else our ethos for customer's is to create loyalty by providing innovative products and being honest rather than having a high product turn around with an emphasis on marketing the hell out of them to hit sales figures. We want the products to speak for themselves with us simply being educators rather than hyping something run of the mill and us company reps being salesmen.

Natty is always very generous with any beta testing phases as you can see with AnaBeta and beta stim (which went into the new Alpha-T2).

We like to keep you guys involved as much as possible as you have shaped everything from the products we choose to run with, the names of them as well as the emphasis of our new pre workout including the name of that as well.

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Ben
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Damn Ben. I logged anabeta on the Muscleforum too. Didn't see you falling all over yourself to kiss my ass. Where's the love!
 
taman6886 said:
Damn Ben. I logged anabeta on the Muscleforum too. Didn't see you falling all over yourself to kiss my ass. Where's the love!
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Don't get jealous sugartits. He said he had been recommending to friends and had bought a lot of products. If you had posted the same as him you would have had the same answer. You didn't so you didn't.

With all due respect I didn't realise you started your menstrual cycle early this month. If I had known I would have gone into super sensitive mode!
 
bdcc said:
Don't get jealous *****cat. He said he had been recommending to friends and had bought a lot of products. If you had posted the same as him you would have had the same answer. You didn't so you didn't.

With all due respect I didn't realise you started your menstrual cycle early this month. If I had known I would have gone into super sensitive mode!
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I don't know how many people I have told to use Anabeta and Erase and I have also received no such praise. And I have referred countless bi curious males to your personal training videos and modeling website. Hell, I even said BDCC AKA Ben sent me when I purchased my Fat Gripz. Just as you asked. And suggested them to others. And NO SUCH PRAISE!!!!!!!!
Behold my neg power!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I don't know how many people I have told to use Anabeta and Erase and I have also received no such praise. And I have referred countless bi curious males to your personal training videos and modeling website. Hell, I even said BDCC AKA Ben sent me when I purchased my Fat Gripz. Just as you asked. And suggested them to others. And NO SUCH PRAISE!!!!!!!!
Behold my neg power!
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Ditto, well except for the part about the fat gripz and the bi curios dudes ( I wants Benny all to my self)

I even had my own flesh and blood run Alpha t-2 and erase as part of his cut! MY FIRST BORN MIND YOU. And what thanks do I get. "Sucks to be you Taman" yep, that's it. Well kiss my sandy Vag beatches!
 
Hmm, the pure level of men on men in this thread disturbs me. Now I'm starting to question why they call him flex magnum.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I don't know how many people I have told to use Anabeta and Erase and I have also received no such praise. And I have referred countless bi curious males to your personal training videos and modeling website. Hell, I even said BDCC AKA Ben sent me when I purchased my Fat Gripz. Just as you asked. And suggested them to others. And NO SUCH PRAISE!!!!!!!!
Behold my neg power!
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I am going to take two stances to this post, a professional response and my banter response.

I am always grateful for word of mouth referrals whether it is PES or for my own business. Thank you for that, sincerely.

On a side note you are also the man who has told me you would write disturbing comments on my YouTube videos. You have spammed this thread numerous times with promo threads, you have told me you would write a list of supplements you would let me try for free (as I forfeited my tub of Supersize to you) and never did it, you tried to get us to sign up for a free trial of an automatic auto ship programme with a company that has a rumoured history of making it notoriously hard to get out of and to top it all off you are the only man who has ever upset Terrifying Tony Taman and had to face his wrath. Get back in your glass house and stop throwing stones! :)

taman6886 said:
Ditto, well except for the part about the fat gripz and the bi curios dudes ( I wants Benny all to my self)

I even had my own flesh and blood run Alpha t-2 and erase as part of his cut! MY FIRST BORN MIND YOU. And what thanks do I get. "Sucks to be you Taman" yep, that's it. Well kiss my sandy Vag beatches!
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I laughed at the notion that someone would say "I bought Alpha-T2 for my son" and I would genuinely reply with "sucks to be you!" haha.

You know my love for you is strong. We are an e-family now. A wolfpack which is tight as tight can be, except Schizm who dances in and out of this thread and Milas who ran away to do his "job" or whatever that is.
 
bdcc said:
I am going to take two stances to this post, a professional response and my banter response.

I am always grateful for word of mouth referrals whether it is PES or for my own business. Thank you for that, sincerely.

On a side note you are also the man who has told me you would write disturbing comments on my YouTube videos. You have spammed this thread numerous times with promo threads, you have told me you would write a list of supplements you would let me try for free (as I forfeited my tub of Supersize to you) and never did it, you tried to get us to sign up for a free trial of an automatic auto ship programme with a company that has a rumoured history of making it notoriously hard to get out of and to top it all off you are the only man who has ever upset Terrifying Tony Taman and had to face his wrath. Get back in your glass pipe your totally stoned! :)
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Your just mad he nabbed me to age force before you could pop my rep cherry.



bdcc said:
I laughed at the notion that someone would say "I bought Alpha-T2 for my son" and I would genuinely reply with "sucks to be you!" haha.

You know my love for you is strong. We are an e-family now. A wolfpack which is tight as tight can be, except Schizm who dances in and out of this thread and Milas who ran away to do his "job" or whatever that is.
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LMFAO, where did I say that? He bought his own ****, I just recommended it. We are tight indeed, and it is because of this tightness (meaning affinity, not tightness of anal orifice.......what is the plural of that, orifi? Oraki? Order of the White Hand? **** it, I give, anyways...........) that we can blow each other a lot of Schizm and just have fun with it. I do miss Milas however, and weep bitter tears on my pillow nightly due to his prolonged absence. I did note however, that you just blew past my little comment about wanting you for myself. Why do you always ignore my obvious inuendo? Are you trying to tell me something????
 
First of all...when I see you posting about "stances" I get disturbing mental images.
Secondly...you didn't have to say AUTOMATIC auto ship, as that would have been thoroughly covered with the word AUTO.
By the way...it is as easy as a simple email saying "please cancel my auto ship" and on top of that, daddy Flex has got your back if there is any trouble.
Lastly, ever since your failure to observe intellectual humor, mr. Taman has joined the ranks of the elite as a valuable member to the AgeForce team.
If you have a hard time understanding my American language, I have offered a British rendition below:

First ouf all...when I see youu pousting abouut "stances" I get disturbing mental images.
Secoundly...youu didn't have tou say AUTOUMATIC autou shippe, as that wouuld have been thourouughly couvered with the wordde AUTOU.
By the way...it is as easy as a simple email saying "please cancel my autou shippe" and oun toup ouf that, daddy Flex has gout youur back if there is any trouuble.
Lastly, ever since youur failure tou oubserve intellectual humour, mr. Tamanne has jouined the ranks ouf the elitte as a valuable member tou the AgeFource teamme.

Thank you fellow wolfpacker
 
On another note, in case you have not noticed, PES Preworkout STILL needs a mutha fukkin name!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
D2footballjrc said:
Hmm, the pure level of men on men in this thread disturbs me. Now I'm starting to question why they call him flex magnum.
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I've been questioning that for a long time. We just call him Flexy or F3cal Matter for short, due to his bendy nature and odd obsession with remnants of defication.

bdcc said:
I am going to...bore you with random words with no real meaning...

You know my love for you is strong. We are an e-family now. A wolfpack which is tight as tight can be, except Schizm who dances in and out of this thread and Milas who ran away to do his "job" or whatever that is.
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this is true. schizm needs to build a stronger presence here and Milas just needs to come back to his forlorn bretheren.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
If you have a hard time understanding my American language, I have offered a British rendition below:

First ouf all...when I see youu pousting abouut "stances" I get disturbing mental images.
Secoundly...youu didn't have tou say AUTOUMATIC autou shippe, as that wouuld have been thourouughly couvered with the wordde AUTOU.
By the way...it is as easy as a simple email saying "please cancel my autou shippe" and oun toup ouf that, daddy Flex has gout youur back if there is any trouuble.
Lastly, ever since youur failure tou oubserve intellectual humour, mr. Tamanne has jouined the ranks ouf the elitte as a valuable member tou the AgeFource teamme.

Thank you fellow wolfpacker
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Golden!
 
Taman, I skip every innuendo. It is not to be taken personally. You are an integral part of the wolfpack. If anyone bullies the weaker members you are like the bigger, meaner and more menacing bison to charge in and sort out the issue lol.

Flexxo, I said automatic autoship because I was under the impression autoship meant it was sent monthly, the automatic was to indicate you went straight from a free trial into the autoship rather than signing up for the paid option. Therefore it deserved two 'autos'. I did love the term "Daddy Flex" though haha.
 
bdcc said:
Taman, I skip every innuendo. It is not to be taken personally. You are an integral part of the wolfpack. If anyone bullies the weaker members you are like the bigger, meaner and more menacing bison to charge in and sort out the issue lol.

Flexxo, I said automatic autoship because I was under the impression autoship meant it was sent monthly, the automatic was to indicate you went straight from a free trial into the autoship rather than signing up for the paid option. Therefore it deserved two 'autos'. I did love the term "Daddy Flex" though haha.
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So I'm special just like every other snowflake???????? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
 
bdcc said:
Taman, I skip every innuendo. It is not to be taken personally. You are an integral part of the wolfpack. If anyone bullies the weaker members you are like the bigger, meaner and more menacing bison to charge in and sort out the issue lol.

Flexxo, I said automatic autoship because I was under the impression autoship meant it was sent monthly, the automatic was to indicate you went straight from a free trial into the autoship rather than signing up for the paid option. Therefore it deserved two 'autos'. I did love the term "Daddy Flex" though haha.
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Well Ben...if you are still interested, it looks like the free nitric patch offer is still up and running here. And the Powerpatch is 50% off any order as our intro promo on mind and muscle forum. So all is not lost.
 
If you send me some for free I will log them.
 
I hear shipping from Missouri to England is very cheap this time of year.

Next time you see a USPS delivery driver, stop the van, hop in the passenger seat and say you want to have children with him.

This is the code word for them to offer discounted rates. Only do it on a Thursday though.
 
bdcc said:
I hear shipping from Missouri to England is very cheap this time of year.

Next time you see a USPS delivery driver, stop the van, hop in the passenger seat and say you want to have children with him.

This is the code word for them to offer discounted rates. Only do it on a Thursday though.
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Just looked it up, $45. O.o.
 
Thank you for the offer though. You are twice the man Flex is already. :)
 
bdcc said:
I hear shipping from Missouri to England is very cheap this time of year.

Next time you see a USPS delivery driver, stop the van, hop in the passenger seat and say you want to have children with him.

This is the code word for them to offer discounted rates. Only do it on a Thursday though.
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What happened to "I win your game?"
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
What happened to "I win your game?"
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Haha, I couldn't remember what I said and didn't want to search for it and use the same joke twice.

If you didn't look at the original post, kudos on your memory.

That one was much funnier, I should have used it twice.
 
D:
That would be lovely but Muscle Marinade has too much 1,3 in it for my liking. Plus you still have 2.5 weeks to win a tub to log ;)

Ben:
No looking. Fond memories we have...so fond.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
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That would be lovely but Muscle Marinade has too much 1,3 in it for my liking. Plus you still have 2.5 weeks to win a tub to log ;)

Ben:
No looking. Fond memories we have...so fond.
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I'm too lazy to post images about Christmas daily, plus since I won the first thing, can you even win again? I figured that put me out of the running for the rest.
 
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