Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

taman6886 said:
Ok, yeah, your face is a permission, yeah yeah, that's the ticket!
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Haha, I genuinely laughed out loud at this!

Since my lies about Terrifying Tony Taman I can't help but imagine him to be similar to Dog the Bounty Hunter lol.
 
bdcc said:
Haha, I genuinely laughed out loud at this!

Since my lies about Terrifying Tony Taman I can't help but imagine him to be similar to Dog the Bounty Hunter lol.
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This breaks my heart Ben, I had become emotionally invested at the notion that you thought I was a badass </3
 
I have never seen the programme, just the adverts.

Anyone who can sport a blonde mullet, shades and a leather waistcoat has to be pretty tough.
 
bdcc said:
I have never seen the programme, just the adverts.

Anyone who can sport a blonde mullet, shades and a leather waistcoat has to be pretty tough.
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This was me for halloween. I got stared at a lot.
 
bdcc said:
I think it is a good question, who IS Milas?!
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This has not as of yet bee answered. Can it really BE answered? Or maybe it's the wrong question. Maybe we need to ask WHAT is Milas how does he operate?



MidwestBeast said:
Just like a teenage girl...I seriously just checked to see if you unfriended me because my friends number was down by 1 this morning, lol! I almost threw a temper tantrum, cried, screamed into my pillow, called all my friend for solace, ate a tub of Blue Bell ice cream, and then ranted about it on a new FB post.

Also, I would hope anyone would have common sense to know that post was an obvious attempted at making you look like a joke.
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Sounds like you get a little up tight over small things dude. Take some Picamillion, it'll help calm your anxiety.



taman6886 said:
Just for ****s and Giggles:

F3CAL MATTER Productions Present:

"F3CES MONSTER; The Movie

Staring F3ECAL MATTER as himself, being awesome to expel daily but smells sooo foul (especially when he keeps his more interesting logs in mason jar's for his private collection)!
Written By CHARMIN EXTRA SOFT for F3ECAL MATTER.

F3ECAL MATTER says " I Love me some toilet time!" "Now GTFIH and watch my film beatches, and you'll get a private viewing of my collection!"
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FIXED

MidwestBeast said:
Does that mean that the tears of Milas cause cancer?
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no no no! You got it all wrong. It's the Lemon Flavor RecoverPro that causes cancer, hence the yellowish tinge of disease added to each tub. However, the elixir is the mighty Red Raspberry that can even cause the hair on your back to go into remission.
 
taman6886 said:
Unlikely. Did you get permission to mention App Nut in this sordid and tawdry thread, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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point taken....b/c no sooner than I posted that, but whom should show up at my door? You guessed, JudoJosh...with a swift round house kick to the face....
 
bdcc said:
Flex didn't send me my November child support check either.

I am going to sue him.

... he also has a weird face, that strangely enough still makes me randy.
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There are some posts I wish I could unread, this ^ being one of them....but clearly explains a couple of things...
 
schizm said:
point taken....b/c no sooner than I posted that, but whom should show up at my door? You guessed, JudoJosh...with a swift round house kick to the face....
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Given the even handed nature of JJ, I would have to doubt the veracity of that claim ;)
 
schizm said:
There are some posts I wish I could unread, this ^ being one of them....but clearly explains a couple of things...
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Ur jealous
 
I love the banter in this thread.

Did anyone else notice Eric asked for more homosexual flirting as he said the thread was getting boring. Do you think he uses this thread as porn?
 
No, I think he probably plays supplements role playing game with you to get his rocks off.
First game: AI Sports. The AI stands for Anal Invasion. You guys take turns breaking one another's rectal barrier with various sports related items.
second game: PES. Physique Enhancing Sex. Pretty self explanatory. You guys **** in positions that allow you to isolate muscle groups, ultimately enhancing your physiques.
 
And when you guys are done, he you Perform all over his face, and then he makes you Erase it all off with your mouth ;)

I need a cold shower....
 
If Flex gets this thread closed we will all neg him forever.

He is sick!
 
If I get this thread closed I will create my own thread titled "Never let Flex into your pointless unending thread."
Lol.
You all welcomed me with open arms.
Btw I am seriously inspired by this thread title. I am considering purchasing some Gut Health soon and will consider reviewing it with the title "Taking healthier and less frequent Schizms: Flex's Gut Health review."
 
bdcc said:
I love the banter in this thread.

Did anyone else notice Eric asked for more homosexual flirting as he said the thread was getting boring. Do you think he uses this thread as porn?
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OMG, I just got this mental image of Easy at his keyboard with has hands furiously stroking his schlong with veins popping out all over both his ripped forearms and his throbbing member!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. (He especially likes your posts Ben, be afraid, be very afraid. I fear for your safety)
 
bdcc said:
I love the banter in this thread.

Did anyone else notice Eric asked for more homosexual flirting as he said the thread was getting boring. Do you think he uses this thread as porn?
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taman6886 said:
OMG, I just got this mental image of Easy at his keyboard with has hands furiously stroking his schlong with veins popping out all over both his ripped forearms and his throbbing member!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. (He especially likes your posts Ben, be afraid, be very afraid. I fear for your safety)
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I don't even know how to respond to something like this :eek:
 
taman6886 said:
It's probably best that you don't Nate, just turn around and show me the goods.
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I feel like Nate has become prison candy in this thread, we're just waiting for our chance to toss him around the shower...
 
kingjameskjf said:
You got the context all wrong. Taking a schizm is analogous to F3CAL MATTER.
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Cool u going to watch?
 
kingjameskjf said:
You got the context all wrong. Taking a schizm is analogous to F3CAL MATTER.
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it's my screen name, so I make it mean whatever the h3ll I want it to mean!!! Now, smile purdy and flex for us.....do it....doooo it now..yea, behbee...that's the stuff...
 
ahhhh! woke up this morning and took a nice shower, had a good breakfast, and took a nice long schizm.
 
kingjameskjf said:
ahhhh! woke up this morning and took a nice shower, had a good breakfast, and took a nice long schizm.
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Can we just call ourselves the schizms? That way we can use the term interchangably just as the smurfs did.

Hey Papa Schizm. I was just schizming through the schizm when I saw a schizm!
 
MidwestBeast said:
Can we just call ourselves the schizms? That way we can use the term interchangably just as the smurfs did.

Hey Papa Schizm. I was just schizming through the schizm when I saw a schizm!
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It kinda ruins the oomph added to the word. Just think of this, "hey schizm face"! You see how derogatory that is? If we used it interchangeably, then it wouldn't have the same effect.
 
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