Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

I think that me threatening to petrol bomb stxnas's house is much less criminal that James posing as a physician or MidwestBeaver going half retard to score free aminos.
 
bdcc said:
I think that me threatening to petrol bomb stxnas's house is much less criminal that James posing as a physician or MidwestBeaver going half retard to score free aminos.
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Oh wait had not noticed this is about scoring free aminos.. Should really join in, but don't know any creative threats. :smashfreakB:
 
Don't bother. AI hate foreigners!

stxnas said:
I will give out two tubs of RecoverPro to anyone who comes up with a brand new flavour that we put into production.

Terms and conditions: You have to be an American citizen because as far as I am concerned anyone who doesn't live in America can go f**k themselves.
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Horrified.
 
Well I'll be keeping the terrific flavour that I have been thinking about for a more EU friendly company now!! :lame:
 
Ok chaps. I won a tub of SuperSize in the AX promo thread.

They, like AI hate the English so I have been permitted to pick someone I want to give it to. As the creator of this monstrosity of a thread I thought I would share the love amongst it inhabitants. If you want it send me a PM, I will probably pick from the usual crowd of banter folk.
 
bdcc said:
I think that me threatening to petrol bomb stxnas's house is much less criminal that James posing as a physician or MidwestBeaver going half retard to score free aminos.
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lol, it was a futile attempt. But I must confess that I don't think MidevilBeaver was acting...

bdcc said:
Don't bother. AI hate foreigners!



Horrified.
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That's true, I mean just look at what their name means, AI=Anti-International. I had one sponsored thread that I did when they came in and asked all the English followers to pack it up and GTFO. It got pretty nasty.
 
kingjameskjf said:
lol, it was a futile attempt. But I must confess that I don't think MidevilBeaver was acting...
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Rumour has it he was actually on his pressure points and counting to ten to try and prevent himself slipping back into full retard mode.
 
bdcc said:
Rumour has it he was actually on his pressure points and counting to ten to try and prevent himself slipping back into full retard mode.
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That would explain why my last consultation with him only involved grunts interspersed with loud ear piercing shrills with short bouts of giggling.
 
kingjameskjf said:
That would explain why my last consultation with him only involved grunts interspersed with loud ear piercing shrills with short bouts of giggling.
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Yeah....I'm sure that's why ;)
 
This thread is constant amusement for me lol.

When I read MidwestBeard I have started picturing some kind of mythical buffalo/troll creature that lives under a bridge. He looks scary but he is very friendly if you throw him a biscuit.
 
Grumpy said:
The beads went smoother than I thought they would had with the peanut butter :laugh:
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most are surprised by the pb anal bead trick...
 
Don't pull them out too fast, you'll have a mess on your hands...
 
Grumpy said:
:bigeyes2:

*Bends over sensually, looking back at Milas with taunting eyes. Smacks ass and farts out a long mating call. I'm ready for you...*
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Wow..this is getting deep, no pun intended...
 
Milas said:
someone is speaking from experience...
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I knew there was a reason she had a shower curtain covering the bed.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Don't pull them out too fast, you'll have a mess on your hands...
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I have never seen or had that happen. And no I'm not giving you preverts any details for beating off
 
EasyEJL said:
I have never seen or had that happen. And no I'm not giving you preverts any details for beating off
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I hope you are not tarnishing me with the same brush as Flex, MidwestBeatrice and Milas! That is like telling someone who stole a loaf of bread they are as bad as Hitler.
 
bdcc said:
I hope you are not tarnishing me with the same brush as Flex, MidwestBeatrice and Milas! That is like telling someone who stole a loaf of bread they are as bad as Hitler.
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24601?
 
No idea what that means. I Google'd it and got a reference from Les Mis.

Is that like the less rich post code of 90210? ;)
 
Well it looks like the mods have had enough with the thread about oral you stumbled onto the other day lol...
Brb have to find another silly thread to spam.
 
nly because this is the closest thing to an appropriate place to put this:

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schizm said:
also, fyi...I will be referring to 'orange creamsicle' as 'orange dreamsicle' from here on out...due to an enchanting post FL3X made the other day that made me 'cream' my 'pants'....

...carry on...
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Umm, thanks for sharing...I think :thinking:
 
This thread has created a new personality in some people which is spreading to other threads like an infectious virus.

Very similar to the chlamydia Milas has been throwing around.

Great news, I feel famous. ;)
 
About me being famous? I am getting stopped on the street by people at least 4 times per day who say "hey, aren't you the guy who finally announced the truth about Milas! Oh my god you are so amazing, can you sign my breasticles please? Oh by the way, that guy Nate is really mean, why does he hate the English so much?!"
 
No, I was already fairly certain that you have become infamous. I was referring to the part about new personalities.
 
Well Midwest used to be a little nuts in some threads but since this began he seems to have gone full retard across the board.

Flex has loosened his homosexual dungarees and is really starting to let loose.

Schizm was always nuts. I genuinely don't know if he is legitimate as a person anyway.

Your PMs are becoming much more flirtatious as well. :lmao:
 
They were always flirtatious, you just weren't reciprocating before...
 
Reciprocation never stopped MidwestBuffalo, he calls it 'surprise sex'!
 
Oh god, it would be like being charged at by a dribbling wildebeest.
 
bdcc said:
Oh god, it would be like being charged at by a dribbling wildebeest.
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I like to start off by saying "Grape Ape!"

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or on occasion, switching up to scream, "Captaaiiiinnnnn Caaaaaaaaaavveeee Maaaaaaaannnnn!"

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FL3X MAGNUM said:
Well it looks like the mods have had enough with the thread about oral you stumbled onto the other day lol...
Brb have to find another silly thread to spam.
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lol, I'm seeing the Milas Rash spread into other threads as well. The fallout from this mess could be dastardly.

MidwestBeast said:
Beep boop beep boop
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Wow, it's gotten bad. I'm sorry my friend, I've done all I can to help you, I'm afraid you're on your own now. Unless you want to get some torches together and pillage and plunder AI headquarters and claim our due!


bdcc said:
Well Midwest used to be a little nuts in some threads but since this began he seems to have gone full retard across the board.

Flex has loosened his homosexual dungarees and is really starting to let loose.

Schizm was always nuts. I genuinely don't know if he is legitimate as a person anyway.

Your PMs are becoming much more flirtatious as well. :lmao:
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You forgot taman and stxnas.

taman was tentative at first but is now full blown pervert.

stxnas was a great guy and very motivational. Now, he continually mocks us while blueballing us from our precious RecoverPro.
 
I am not sure on Taman yet, he seems to be a loose cannon!

stxnas was the one on the end. He is a nice guy but I think many in here are starting to dislike him for springboarding a promo thread off the back of this incredible creation.

I didn't put you in there either, I am not sure how to sum you up yet. Naturally you hate stxnas but apart from that I just don't know?
 
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