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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

MidwestBeast said:
And on a serious note (that is sure to be misquoted by bdcc), the original Aladdin film used to be my first ever 'private reflection time' material because Princess Jasmine used to make me feel special in my johnson.
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I don't know why you think I would misquote that?
 
bdcc said:
I got sent four sample packs but they were all empty, this confuses me.

I also received another picture of MidwestBear wearing a mankini, this is getting out of hand.
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Your "girlfriend" said you 2 had been talking about spicing things up. She said my name had been coming up in conversation quite frequently.

I'm just trying to help keep you 2 together :kiss:

bdcc said:
I don't know why you think I would misquote that?
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Jasmine is hot and I've got a thing for princesses. I stand by my decisions.
 
Haha, if that was really the case can you imagine how the discussion would go?

Me: "You are very pretty and all that but you just don't have enough back hair for me"
Her: "Back hair?"
Me: "Yes, I like to feel like I am snuggling a panda"

- Enter MidwestBear -
 
bdcc said:
Haha, if that was really the case can you imagine how the discussion would go?

Me: "You are very pretty and all that but you just don't have enough back hair for me"
Her: "Back hair?"
Me: "Yes, I like to feel like I am snuggling a panda"

- Enter MidwestBear -
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Just lol'd - thanks

I actually don't have back hair, though, surprisingly enough.
 
If you combine the beard of MidwestBear and the yellow face of Milas you end up with groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons lol
 
Milas said:
looks like I missed whoever the chick was. Probably someone passed about putting patches all over their body...
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MWB, BCDD, You guys ran off 1 (of only 3) chicks that posts on AM!?! You.rat.Bahsturds! I HATE YOU ALL!!! <runs crying down the hallway>
 
bdcc said:
If you combine the beard of MidwestBear and the yellow face of Milas you end up with groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons lol
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Hey ya...kinda works....

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Asute observation there Benjamin...gold star for you!
 
I didn't chase her off, she was banned before I got here. Milas really annoyed her with his chlamydia.

I am only ever called Benjamin when someone is mad at me, are you mad at me Schizm?
 
bdcc said:
If you combine the beard of MidwestBear and the yellow face of Milas you end up with groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons lol
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and what bdcc says to the local school children (and by school children, I mean pre-schoolers):



bdcc said:
I am only ever called Benjamin when someone is mad at me, are you mad at me Schizm?
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Awwwwwwww! He doesn't like people not liking him! So adorable...

:rofl:
 
I just want to be loved!
 
bdcc said:
I didn't chase her off, she was banned before I got here. Milas really annoyed her with his chlamydia.

I am only ever called Benjamin when someone is mad at me, are you mad at me Schizm?
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what's this, she was banned? Ohhh-drama chick, I'm in! will have to take a looksee around and find out why...but that aside...Heck yes, I'm mad at you. In fact I've never been so irate in all my life...you can't tell because I'm using small case letters and not caps...but I internalize/focus my rage before I attack...look.out.

bdcc said:
I just want my nips twisted counter clockwise and to be called Debbie!
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now, that's....odd... :squint:
 
schizm said:
Heck yes, I'm mad at you. In fact I've never been so irate in all my life...you can't tell because I'm using small case letters and not caps...but I internalize/focus my rage before I attack...look.out.
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THAT'S FUNNY, I DO THE OPPOSITE. WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT RIGHT NOW, I'M ACTUALLY WHISPERING. DON'T BELIEVE ME? FINE, I'LL YELL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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schizm said:
what's this, she was banned? Ohhh-drama chick, I'm in! will have to take a looksee around and find out why...but that aside...Heck yes, I'm mad at you. In fact I've never been so irate in all my life...you can't tell because I'm using small case letters and not caps...but I internalize/focus my rage before I attack...look.out.



now, that's....odd because I find a nipple twist that aligns with the rotation of the earth's axis to be quite invigorating :squint:
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Look out, Schizm is gonna twist some nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I came by to suck it, but now he/she is banned. Sad yellow smiley face.

do you think I have a yellow complexion? Should I lay off the superdrol/M1T/vodka stack that I've been using for the last 6 months?

I miss this thread when I'm away...
 
Milas said:
I came by to suck it, but now he/she is banned. Sad yellow smiley face.

do you think I have a yellow complexion? Should I lay off the superdrol/M1T/vodka stack that I've been using for the last 6 months?

I miss this thread when I'm away...
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Ahh, it's just a little jaundice man...It should clear up on it's own...now, your orange body...I'd say lay off the gallon of tomato juice and bushel of carrots you're eating every day, then you'll be good to gooooo.... :biggthumpup:

or, keep doing it...and you might be cast in the Willy wonka sequel...

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ahh-cha-cha...
 
schizm said:
Ahh, it's just a little jaundice man...It should clear up on it's own...now, your orange body...I'd say lay off the gallon of tomato juice and bushel of carrots you're eating every day, then you'll be good to gooooo.... :biggthumpup:

or, keep doing it...and you might be cast in the Willy wonka sequel...

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ahh-cha-cha...
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Umpa Lumpas are fraking CREEPY MAN! /shivers
 
Hey stxnas

where are our free tubs of RecoverPro?

And what does a guy have to do to get a thread featured in the newsletter? I mean come on, this is better than anything that's wound up in there...lol
 
Just to let everyone know I have a free bottle of HCGenerate on the way to log.

This thread's power has just begun. Hopefully AI will join the generosity bandwagon soon? ;)
 
P.S., the fake tan Milas is sporting rocks. Loads of people in England are fake tanning now, it is all the rage.

Admittedly I think there is a slight colour change between his body and his head but with experience this won't even be noticeable.
 
This just in, bdcc is offering a free photo-shoot day with one lucky winner. His official release said "no holds barred, no questions asked."
 
That is FALSE ADVERTISING.

It wasn't free but I give you special price!
 
bdcc said:
That is FALSE ADVERTISING.

It wasn't free but I give you special price!
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"Me love you long time" isn't a special price...you're speaking jibberish, boy!

Now get back to making mush videos and give the internet what they want...I've got some mashed potatoes for you to stand in.

:thinking:
 
This whole thread is about Milas, maybe he should start the giveaway?

Pick your products people, 2 each.

Need2Slin and Thiomucase please Milas. Thank you please. :D
 
bdcc said:
This whole thread is about Milas, maybe he should start the giveaway?

Pick your products people, 2 each.

Need2Slin and Thiomucase please Milas. Thank you please. :D
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I'll take Transaderm and Power Chews anything ;)

Oh, and bdcc, maybe you should get the neoprene slimming belt to go with your thiomucase instead ;) lol
 
I was chosen to log Thiomucase ages ago and the package never arrived. This made my green face very sad (my face looks exactly like the one Milas has but green).
 
N2burn or transaderm up for logging to those who make me lol...
 
EasyEJL said:
is it just for crying or do you have to also curl up into a fetal position in the shower with the water running cold?
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Extra credit?
 
MidwestBeast said:
Hey stxnas

where are our free tubs of RecoverPro?

And what does a guy have to do to get a thread featured in the newsletter? I mean come on, this is better than anything that's wound up in there...lol
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You guys like RecoverPRO? I had no idea...
 
stxnas said:
You guys like RecoverPRO? I had no idea...
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catch 22 for me. If I say I like it, no one will trust me. I have to say I don't for people to think its good. So which way do I get more ReoverPro?
 
Milas said:
catch 22 for me. If I say I like it, no one will trust me. I have to say I don't for people to think its good. So which way do I get more ReoverPro?
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More Ovaltine ... err, RecoverPro, please!
 
bdcc said:
This whole thread is about Milas, maybe he should start the giveaway?

Pick your products people, 2 each.

Need2Slin and Thiomucase please Milas. Thank you please. :D
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I think this is an excellent idea! But since this thread has also greatly enhanced the RecoverPro market saturation, I believe AI should match that offer!
 
kingjameskjf said:
I think this is an excellent idea! But since this thread has also greatly enhanced the RecoverPro market saturation, I believe AI should match that offer!
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Haha, what would be funny is if RecoverPro sales rocketed following this thread.

I was insulted that Milas wanted us to make him laugh for some logging opportunities on Need2Burn. In another thread they are giving them away like candy so why does he deserve the extra effort?!
 
bdcc said:
Haha, what would be funny is if RecoverPro sales rocketed following this thread.

I was insulted that Milas wanted us to make him laugh for some logging opportunities on Need2Burn. In another thread they are giving them away like candy so why does he deserve the extra effort?!
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I can't stress this enough, this thread needs to be featured in the newsletter!

Perhaps if all of us in here start a petition and create a thread campaign committee to show AM just how important this thread is...

lol
 
It is very inspiring. So much so, that I talked the AI Marketing Department into letting me do a giveaway based off of this thread :D

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Like Milas says, Bdcc's aim pleases me.

Wait, I don't think I said that correctly :thinking:
 
stxnas said:
It is very inspiring. So much so, that I talked the AI Marketing Department into letting me do a giveaway based off of this thread :D

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Hahahaha, hilarious. And I love that MidwestBeard and MidwestBear seem to be sticking as nicknames. Wonderful :)

stxnas said:
Like Milas says, Bdcc's aim pleases me.

Wait, I don't think I said that correctly :thinking:
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He said something about not opening his eyes until he towels his face off. I don't know.
 
MidwestBeast said:
I can't stress this enough, this thread needs to be featured in the newsletter!

Perhaps if all of us in here start a petition and create a thread campaign committee to show AM just how important this thread is...

I don't believe stxnas is giving away freebies off the back of our thread before we get anything. What a shameless man whore, I hate him. I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!
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I hear you want to throw down some fisticuffs and have Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting right for him?
 
Jack Johnson and I go way back. Supposedly Sexy Plexi is about me :05:

I <3 Jack Johnson.
 
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