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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

kingjameskjf said:
I thought it was one of those times that people multi-quote and accidentally erase one of the "quoats" so it messes up and looks like you linked the wrong person to the quote. Then I realized the twisted nature of the game that I had been sucked (NO HOMO) into.
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lol yeah, subtlety isn't part of the game, anymore.

schizm said:
In on page 18!!....did I win some RecoverPro??? :doh:
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lol DING DING DING!

You did win. However, it has to be logged 24/7 as a video log. We will be installing video surveillance in your home, work, automobile and family and friends' homes.

kingjameskjf said:
Naw, this is Milas's thread. The only thing you win in here is some RecoverBRO.
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I thought it was UndercoverBro (PM version).

schizm said:
hmm, Raspberry flavored, I presume....
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Raspberry...flesh...same difference.

kingjameskjf said:
Milas is pretty creative. He has a whole slew of flavors in both the No Homo and the Mo' Homo product lines.
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He told me he has this really unique cotton candy scented chloroform that he uses on people (i.e. LITTLE KIDS) regularly.

Jasen said:
Two milas one cup no homo
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"pics or it didn't happen"
 
Jasen said:
Hahahah, I'm like stewie, I always make constant gay hints
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What the deuce?

kingjameskjf said:
I thought it was one of those times... that I had been sucked.
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paraphrasing, good for the media, good for AM...

schizm said:
I'm 18!!....did I win some love??? :doh:
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Too old for pedobear...

kingjameskjf said:
Naw, this is a British thread. nothing makes sense here. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
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You're a Brit too? WTF?

schizm said:
hmm, Raspberry flavoured, I presume....
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Flavour? You're British? What's going on here?

kingjameskjf said:
BDCC has a whole slew of flavours in bouth the Nou Homou and the Mou' Homou prouduct lines.
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This is getting ridiculous!

Jasen said:
Two milas one Jasen no liver
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Ain't that the truth

MidwestBeast said:
lol yeah, subtlety isn't part of the game, anymore.



lol DING DING DING!

You did win. However, it has to be logged 24/7 as a video log. We will be installing video surveillance in your home, work, automobile and family and friends' homes.



I thought it was UndercoverBro (PM version).



Raspberry...flesh...same difference.



He told me he has this really unique cotton candy scented chloroform that he uses on people (i.e. LITTLE KIDS) regularly.



"pics or it didn't happen"
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Multi-quotes are SOOOOOOO annoying!
 
Oh my god. The last page of this thread is hilarious, I genuinely think it should become a sticky.

Maybe AI will start giving us RecoverPro because this is 18 pages of product advertising with no waffle in between.
 
bdcc said:
Oh my goody-too-shoes. every page titilates me, I genuinely think I made a sticky.

Maybe Al will start giving it to us. This is 18 pages of libel with no content in between.
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Awaiting sponsorship...
 
Did you have to get a thesaurus to find that adjective? ;)
 
bdcc said:
Did you have to get a microscope to find my weiner? ;)
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No, titilate is always on the tip of my tongue! (softball for someone...)
 
Page 18 deserves some kind of award. If "Welcome ______ to AM!" threads can be 5-starred, this thing should get 9.
 
really? i like both flavors but i prefer raspberry, also depends on amount of water used
 
phatmike0704 said:
really? i like raspberry, like a real man, also depends on whether you have taste buds or not. BDCC has no taste. MidWest Beast sounds dumb, did someone drop him on his head? Milas is the only cool one in here, but he's being oppressed.
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good summary!
 
Milas said:
Awaiting citizenship...I sure hope I can finally leave this dusty ol' place
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Keep trying bud! immigration can be a long and taxing process. At least you'll finally be able to afford shipping on your supps.

MidwestBeast said:
lol yeah, subtlety isn't part of the game, anymore.
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That has become quite apparent lately

phatmike0704 said:
really? i like both but i prefer BDCC's company over Milas, also depends on amount of alcohol that is used
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Good choice
 
I would like to interrupt this briefly to quickly talk about a conversation I once had with MidwestBeast on Facebook. I will summarise the conversation.

Me: I think it would be funny to start intentionally misquoting each other in the Milas RecoverPro thread
MidwestBeard: Haha Ben, that would be so funny. You are amazing!
Me: I think it might it might get a little out of hand. I don't think it is a good idea.
MidwestBeard: Definitely not, I am going to start it right now!
MidwestBeard: The beauty of your abdominals is only overshadowed by your stunning face. Will you spoon me?
Me: We have talked about this and I have reported you to Facebook.
 
stxnas said:
This thread just keeps on giving :toofunny:
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Do we get free RecoverPro now? If we do, can I have the raspberry flavour please. It has always been my favourite!
 
bdcc said:
I would like to interrupt this briefly to quickly talk about a conversation I once had with MidwestBeast on Facebook. I will summarise the conversation.

Me: I think it would be funny to start intentionally misquoting each other in the Milas RecoverPro thread
MidwestBeard: Haha Ben, that would be so funny. You are amazing!
Me: I think it might it might get a little out of hand. I don't think it is a good idea.
MidwestBeard: Definitely not, I am going to start it right now!
MidwestBeard: The beauty of my abdominals over your stunning face is enticing. Will you make porn w/me?
Me: We have talked about this and I have reported that I wnat you on Facebook.
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That one was just to easy I could no longer stay out of this. Of course I know I have also made myself a target.
 
bdcc said:
I would like to interrupt this briefly to quickly talk about a conversation I once had with MidwestBeast on Facebook. I will summarise the conversation.

Me: bdcc has attached 1 .jpg file
MidwestBeard: WTF
Me: It's my penis :)
MidwestBeard: What is wrong with you?!
MidwestBeard: Dude, I enjoy joking around on AM and misquoting people, etc., but I do not want to see that!
Me: I'm touching it right now...
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Why would you have to ruin such a good, fun time, bdcc?

(And for the record, the first time I read that, I totally didn't see the fact that it was MidwestBeard. However, I think that is awesome and I shall carry that nickname on.)

taman6886 said:
That one was just so hot I could no longer stay out of this. Of course I know I have also made a mess in my pants.
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You too? Eesh...this place is getting sick.
 
taman6886 said:
That one was just to easy I could no longer stay out of this. Of course I know I have also made myself a target.
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The majority of your misquote is still how the conversation went lol. :)
 
I have just thought. This is in the supplement section and names a product. If a newbie comes on at page 20 and asks for cliff notes what are we supposed to summarise?
 
bdcc said:
I have just thought. This is in the supplement section and names a product. If a newbie comes on at page 20 and asks for cliff notes what are we supposed to summarise?
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They get pulled into the fun and we chastise them so bad they never come back.

I assume we're all on the same page with that one.
 
I am stunned that no AI reps are praising the publicity we are giving them. In amongst these 19 pages of insults, misquotes and derogatory language there is genuinely some vaguely solid information on their product.

I heard on the grapevine that MidwestBeard has made this thread the homepage of his office computer. That is the type of dedication we like to see people!
 
bdcc said:
I have just thought. It was really hard!
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Cliffs: recoverpro is awesome, raspberry tastes great if you like sweet, but lemon is good too.Milas is cool, women want him and men want to be him.
 
I can't remember reading that in this thread.

There was some controversy over how yellow your face looks in your avatar, some questioned very unreliable fake tan products.
 
Milas said:
Cliffs: recoverpro is American, bdcc tastes great if you like sweet, but Jasen is good too.Milas is a tool, women want nothing to do with him and men want to be inside of him.
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Revised cliffs.
 
bdcc said:
I am stunned that no AI reps are praising the publicity we are giving them. In amongst these 19 pages of insults, misquotes and derogatory language there is genuinely some vaguely solid information on their product.
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i'm more voyeuristic
 
bdcc said:
I have just thought. This is in the supplement section and names a product. If a newbie comes on at page 20 and asks for cliff notes what are we supposed to summarise?
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Cliffs:
-Milas secret relations come to light
-He gets mad and makes personal attacks on unsuspecting forum members like MidevilBeard
-MarkusRuhl's post are all "rubbish"
-RecoverPro tastes awesome and the raspberry flavor doubles MPS over regular lemonade flavor
 
lmaooooooooooooooo this honestly the best thread. Think i just went full retard
 
EasyEJL said:
I like to watch bdcc on webcam
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kingjameskjf said:
Cliffs:
-Milas secret relations come to light
-He gets mad and makes personal attacks on unsuspecting forum members like MidevilBeard
-MarkusRuhl's post are all "rubbish"
-RecoverPro tastes awesome and the raspberry flavor doubles MPS over regular lemonade flavor
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I actually don't want to alter any of this...I do want to invite Jizmo into this thread, though lol.

phatmike0704 said:
lmaooooooooooooooo this honestly the best thread. Think i just went full retard
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You NEVER go full retard!
 
If Jizmo comes into the thread he is definitely going to set a trend of speaking in the third person. If we bring him in here and Markus comes back we will be creating an all star line-up!

P.S., both phatmike and kingjames prefer lemon flavour RecoverPro. Anything else they tell you is a lie.
 
If this thread ever gets made into a Lifetime movie of the week...I'm going to audtion for Ben...as I've been working on my british accent as of late...Cheerio....cheerio, honey nut-cheerio.... ;)
 
schizm said:
If this thread ever gets made into a Lifetime movie of the week...I'm going to audtion for Ben...as I've been working on my british accent as of late...Cheerio....cheerio, honey nut-cheerio.... ;)
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lol awesome

I would like Zach Galifianakis to play me.

I wonder who will play the role of Markus...
 
There are so many funny ways to answer that question but I don't know if my suggestions would cross the international humour line lol.
 
bdcc said:
There are so many funny ways to fondle Markus but I don't know if my suggestions would cross the international pleasure line lol.
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I suppose it's worth a shot.

:lol:
 
Taman isn't cut out for this thread lol.

Let your boundaries go my friend. Let them go and insult MidwestBeard!
 
bdcc said:
Taman isn't cut out for this thread lol.

Let your boundaries go my friend. Let them go and insult MidwestBeard!
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lol my thoughts exactly.

This thread isn't the place to worry about hurting someone's feelings. If Jizmo were here, I feel he'd agree.
 
i'd still rather eat any of this than spotted d!ck or c0ck soup...

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Eric I think you might like spotted d*ck. I can't remember exactly what it is but I think it is some wheat based sponge cake. You might be able to deep fry it and put it on a stick if it sounds too boring lol.

Good to see Taman starting to let loose. He prefers lemon flavour as well, let's not deviate from the point of this thread!
 
bdcc said:
Eric I think you might like spotted d*ck. I can't remember exactly what it is but I think it is some wheat based sponge cake. You might be able to deep fry it and put it on a stick if it sounds too boring lol.

Good to see Taman starting to let loose and be a man whore like the rest of us. He prefers lemon flavour as well, let's get deviant from the beggining of this thread!
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Yep, Think I am getting the hang of this.
 
stxnas said:
I don't care which flavour RecoverPro you buy. I don't make any commission so buy Body Mortar for all I care!

P.S., have you received your sample pack I said I would get sent out for you? No? That is because I didn't send them! Mwahahaha!
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I can feel that we are slowly dragging stxnas into this conversation.

This is good news.
 
bdcc said:
I can feel MidwestBeard's manhair on my neck when he nibbles on my ear lobe. It's surprising delightful.

This is good news, right?
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Dragging me in? No way. This thread is far beneath me.
 
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