I would take you to lunch! Afterwards reminding each other how much calories it had, then me holding your hair back while puking.
Would be romantic!
Would be romantic!
Steak fajitas.... and no dessert!!!!LMAO! Maybe the scent attracted him, like a bee....or fly? What was the dinner?
Sign me up!!! You would hold my hair back!!?? Geez u r the best! Let’s eat cupcakes till we burst!! I can run naked afterwards on the elliptical for you!! Oh my I haven’t been this excited in some time...I would take you to lunch! Afterwards reminding each other how much calories it had, then me holding your hair back while puking.
Would be romantic!
Yes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!Sign me up!!! You would hold my hair back!!?? Geez u r the best! Let’s eat cupcakes till we burst!! I can run naked afterwards on the elliptical for you!! Oh my I haven’t been this excited in some time...
I just threw up in my mouth a little ....Yes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!
No bison from behind shots with only tube socks on ... no naked smith machine... what’s your answerYes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!
Freedom and Doritos ....Good lord whats going on in here?
I suppose it doesn’t get much better than that. Maybe some pimento cheese and triscuits with some ice cold Newcastle to wash it down.Freedom and Doritos ....
Bison! That is it!No bison from behind shots with only tube socks on ... no naked smith machine... what’s your answer
You are in the wrong movie. Here its about squatting naked, mixed with stinky sneakers, sniffing and pooping.I suppose it doesn’t get much better than that. Maybe some pimento cheese and triscuits with some ice cold Newcastle to wash it down.
Sometimes we just gotta let hairygrandpa do his own thing and smile cause .... well he eats bananas in a weird way ...I'm Out !!
Me myself I like to eat cupcakes ... packs of cupcakes ... makes me feel tough u knowI suppose it doesn’t get much better than that. Maybe some pimento cheese and triscuits with some ice cold Newcastle to wash it down.
Dirty ???Me myself I like to eat cupcakes ... packs of cupcakes ... makes me feel tough u know
Yeah I’m two weeks into keto and this isn’t exactly positive reinforcement.Me myself I like to eat cupcakes ... packs of cupcakes ... makes me feel tough u know
Maybe we should resume bison talk thenYeah I’m two weeks into keto and this isn’t exactly positive reinforcement.
I changed my shorts last week !Good to see that nothing has changed in here.
Nobody likes change!!Good to see that nothing has changed in here.
I do!Nobody likes change!!
U trust shaving around the brown hole with the opposite hand .... you are the man!!!I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
You are bad !!! (I like that)Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
Thank you I’m starting a cat sanctuary...You are bad !!! (I like that)
LMAO! Nah, you didn't do that... Did you? Wait, texting you to ask for "cuddling" is also weird -or isn't it?Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
It went along the line of this ... “ you remember when I said I wouldn’t make a move on you... well I can’t resist I wouldn’t be opposed to watching a movie with you and cuddling... doesn’t have to be sexual! But I wouldn’t mind kissing you”LMAO! Nah, you didn't do that... Did you? Wait, texting you to ask for "cuddling" is also weird -or isn't it?
Its a weirdo. I would have texted: "Wonna fugg -then cuddle?" That's better, right?It went along the line of this ... “ you remember when I said I wouldn’t make a move on you... well I can’t resist I wouldn’t be opposed to watching a movie with you and cuddling... doesn’t have to be sexual! But I wouldn’t mind kissing you”
Like I said does anyone want herpes if given the choice ...
Who in the heck cuddles in a nonsexual way with a stranger ... maybe I’m an a$$hole ... but let’s just be real here ... let’s go back to collecting cats the real issue at hand
If you want me to, sure!And r u gonna be wearing the pink shower cap while u practice shaving your brown hole with your non dominant hand!?
I do I really do .... remember all my 99 problems they would all go away!! Catcher I’m gonna need pics!! Or didn’t happen ...Its a weirdo. I would have texted: "Wonna fugg -then cuddle?" That's better, right?
If you want me to, sure!
I'll PM you when I get the shower cap. One moment, doing a finger check.... Butt-hole hairs are still short, no shaving needed.I do I really do .... remember all my 99 problems they would all go away!! Catcher I’m gonna need pics!! Or didn’t happen ...
Ummm...I'll PM you when I get the shower cap. One moment, doing a finger check.... Butt-hole hairs are still short, no shaving needed.
Depends you shaving my butthole too!?? It’s been awhileDid you hike lately? Love the pictures you posted. With nature as this around me, I would do this often! Taking a portable BBQ grill with me, some ice with beers and a soda for the kids and camp at the river...aaaah. You carry the stuff, obviously.
Sasquatch sisterDepends you shaving my butthole too!?? It’s been awhile
Chuckling weirdly inside
Not sure if that is good or a bad thing...for me that is lolChuckling weirdly inside
They say your only as crazy as your friends are....Not sure if that is good or a bad thing...for me that is lol
Than girl you got problems !!!!!!!!!!They say your only as crazy as your friends are....
I’m ok with that!! Really I am! Who would I be if I was any different!Than girl you got problems !!!!!!!!!!
Your gonna be surprised by what you find!! A diamond in the ruff....About me shaving your butt hole...
Gonna buy this:
And then, instead of shaving, lets plug them out -one by one. Each time I pull a hair, I can observe how your starfish contracts! That will be awesome!
Better than a twinkle in your eye...Your gonna be surprised by what you find!! A diamond in the ruff....
I hope not!!Did she finally find that cousin-****er and run away?