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I would take you to lunch! Afterwards reminding each other how much calories it had, then me holding your hair back while puking.
Would be romantic!
 
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...later you letting me sniff your sneakers, so that I can puke more easy... ah, couple made in heaven!
 
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I would take you to lunch! Afterwards reminding each other how much calories it had, then me holding your hair back while puking.
Would be romantic!
Sign me up!!! You would hold my hair back!!?? Geez u r the best! Let’s eat cupcakes till we burst!! I can run naked afterwards on the elliptical for you!! Oh my I haven’t been this excited in some time...
 
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Sign me up!!! You would hold my hair back!!?? Geez u r the best! Let’s eat cupcakes till we burst!! I can run naked afterwards on the elliptical for you!! Oh my I haven’t been this excited in some time...
Yes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!
 
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Yes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!
I just threw up in my mouth a little ....
 
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Yes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!
No bison from behind shots with only tube socks on ... no naked smith machine... what’s your answer
 
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I suppose it doesn’t get much better than that. Maybe some pimento cheese and triscuits with some ice cold Newcastle to wash it down.
You are in the wrong movie. Here its about squatting naked, mixed with stinky sneakers, sniffing and pooping.
 
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I'm Out !!
 
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I suppose it doesn’t get much better than that. Maybe some pimento cheese and triscuits with some ice cold Newcastle to wash it down.
Me myself I like to eat cupcakes ... packs of cupcakes ... makes me feel tough u know
 
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Good to see that nothing has changed in here.
 
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Nobody likes change!!
I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
 
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I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
U trust shaving around the brown hole with the opposite hand .... you are the man!!!
 
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I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
 
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Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
You are bad !!! (I like that)
 
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Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
LMAO! Nah, you didn't do that... Did you? Wait, texting you to ask for "cuddling" is also weird -or isn't it?
 
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LMAO! Nah, you didn't do that... Did you? Wait, texting you to ask for "cuddling" is also weird -or isn't it?
It went along the line of this ... “ you remember when I said I wouldn’t make a move on you... well I can’t resist I wouldn’t be opposed to watching a movie with you and cuddling... doesn’t have to be sexual! But I wouldn’t mind kissing you”

Like I said does anyone want herpes if given the choice ...

Who in the heck cuddles in a nonsexual way with a stranger ... maybe I’m an a$$hole ... but let’s just be real here ... let’s go back to collecting cats the real issue at hand
 
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And r u gonna be wearing the pink shower cap while u practice shaving your brown hole with your non dominant hand!?
 
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It went along the line of this ... “ you remember when I said I wouldn’t make a move on you... well I can’t resist I wouldn’t be opposed to watching a movie with you and cuddling... doesn’t have to be sexual! But I wouldn’t mind kissing you”

Like I said does anyone want herpes if given the choice ...

Who in the heck cuddles in a nonsexual way with a stranger ... maybe I’m an a$$hole ... but let’s just be real here ... let’s go back to collecting cats the real issue at hand
Its a weirdo. I would have texted: "Wonna fugg -then cuddle?" That's better, right?

And r u gonna be wearing the pink shower cap while u practice shaving your brown hole with your non dominant hand!?
If you want me to, sure! :)
 
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Its a weirdo. I would have texted: "Wonna fugg -then cuddle?" That's better, right?



If you want me to, sure! :)
I do I really do .... remember all my 99 problems they would all go away!! Catcher I’m gonna need pics!! Or didn’t happen ...
 
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I do I really do .... remember all my 99 problems they would all go away!! Catcher I’m gonna need pics!! Or didn’t happen ...
I'll PM you when I get the shower cap. :) One moment, doing a finger check.... Butt-hole hairs are still short, no shaving needed.
 
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Did you hike lately? Love the pictures you posted. With nature as this around me, I would do this often! Taking a portable BBQ grill with me, some ice with beers and a soda for the kids and camp at the river...aaaah. You carry the stuff, obviously.
 
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Did you hike lately? Love the pictures you posted. With nature as this around me, I would do this often! Taking a portable BBQ grill with me, some ice with beers and a soda for the kids and camp at the river...aaaah. You carry the stuff, obviously.
Depends you shaving my butthole too!?? It’s been awhile
 
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About me shaving your butt hole...
Gonna buy this:


And then, instead of shaving, lets plug them out -one by one. Each time I pull a hair, I can observe how your starfish contracts! That will be awesome!
 
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About me shaving your butt hole...
Gonna buy this:


And then, instead of shaving, lets plug them out -one by one. Each time I pull a hair, I can observe how your starfish contracts! That will be awesome!
Your gonna be surprised by what you find!! A diamond in the ruff....
 
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Hey fatty better not be eating donuts again. Haha I kid I kid stacy1212 update us!
 
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Did we lose Stacy1212 again ??
 
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Did she finally find that cousin-****er and run away?
 
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Ever notice that stacy1212 turned up around the same time that Brandinooooo disappeared? And now Brandinooooo is back and stacy1212 has disappeared? Hmmmm
 

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