My introverted self... reform reborn.

I would take you to lunch! Afterwards reminding each other how much calories it had, then me holding your hair back while puking.
Would be romantic!
 
...later you letting me sniff your sneakers, so that I can puke more easy... ah, couple made in heaven!
 
hairygrandpa said:
I would take you to lunch! Afterwards reminding each other how much calories it had, then me holding your hair back while puking.
Would be romantic!
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Sign me up!!! You would hold my hair back!!?? Geez u r the best! Let’s eat cupcakes till we burst!! I can run naked afterwards on the elliptical for you!! Oh my I haven’t been this excited in some time...
 
stacy1212 said:
Sign me up!!! You would hold my hair back!!?? Geez u r the best! Let’s eat cupcakes till we burst!! I can run naked afterwards on the elliptical for you!! Oh my I haven’t been this excited in some time...
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Yes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!
 
hairygrandpa said:
Yes, I would hold you by your hair, knowing that your arms are too weak to hold your body... :twisted: Naked elliptical? Sounds awesome! Naked smith machine squatting is my favorite -me spotting!
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No bison from behind shots with only tube socks on ... no naked smith machine... what’s your answer
 
jrock645 said:
I suppose it doesn’t get much better than that. Maybe some pimento cheese and triscuits with some ice cold Newcastle to wash it down.
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You are in the wrong movie. Here its about squatting naked, mixed with stinky sneakers, sniffing and pooping.
 
stacy1212 said:
Nobody likes change!!
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I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
 
hairygrandpa said:
I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
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U trust shaving around the brown hole with the opposite hand .... you are the man!!!
 
hairygrandpa said:
I do!
Gonna change from Superdrol to Anavar. My blue shower caps rubber band broke, gonna get a pink shower cap.
Also, when I have to shave the hairs around my butthole (to avoid clumping) I have to change hands. See, I do change!
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Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
 
stacy1212 said:
Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
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You are bad !!! (I like that)
 
stacy1212 said:
Btw just some much needed info I must share ... the lunch date followed up with a “you wanna cuddle” text.... does anyone want herpes I replied ... end of story nothing’s free in this world ...
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LMAO! Nah, you didn't do that... Did you? Wait, texting you to ask for "cuddling" is also weird -or isn't it?
 
hairygrandpa said:
LMAO! Nah, you didn't do that... Did you? Wait, texting you to ask for "cuddling" is also weird -or isn't it?
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It went along the line of this ... “ you remember when I said I wouldn’t make a move on you... well I can’t resist I wouldn’t be opposed to watching a movie with you and cuddling... doesn’t have to be sexual! But I wouldn’t mind kissing you”

Like I said does anyone want herpes if given the choice ...

Who in the heck cuddles in a nonsexual way with a stranger ... maybe I’m an a$$hole ... but let’s just be real here ... let’s go back to collecting cats the real issue at hand
 
stacy1212 said:
It went along the line of this ... “ you remember when I said I wouldn’t make a move on you... well I can’t resist I wouldn’t be opposed to watching a movie with you and cuddling... doesn’t have to be sexual! But I wouldn’t mind kissing you”

Like I said does anyone want herpes if given the choice ...

Who in the heck cuddles in a nonsexual way with a stranger ... maybe I’m an a$$hole ... but let’s just be real here ... let’s go back to collecting cats the real issue at hand
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Its a weirdo. I would have texted: "Wonna fugg -then cuddle?" That's better, right?

stacy1212 said:
And r u gonna be wearing the pink shower cap while u practice shaving your brown hole with your non dominant hand!?
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If you want me to, sure! :)
 
stacy1212 said:
I do I really do .... remember all my 99 problems they would all go away!! Catcher I’m gonna need pics!! Or didn’t happen ...
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I'll PM you when I get the shower cap. :) One moment, doing a finger check.... Butt-hole hairs are still short, no shaving needed.
 
Did you hike lately? Love the pictures you posted. With nature as this around me, I would do this often! Taking a portable BBQ grill with me, some ice with beers and a soda for the kids and camp at the river...aaaah. You carry the stuff, obviously.
 
hairygrandpa said:
Did you hike lately? Love the pictures you posted. With nature as this around me, I would do this often! Taking a portable BBQ grill with me, some ice with beers and a soda for the kids and camp at the river...aaaah. You carry the stuff, obviously.
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Depends you shaving my butthole too!?? It’s been awhile
 
About me shaving your butt hole...
Gonna buy this:
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And then, instead of shaving, lets plug them out -one by one. Each time I pull a hair, I can observe how your starfish contracts! That will be awesome!
 
hairygrandpa said:
About me shaving your butt hole...
Gonna buy this:
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And then, instead of shaving, lets plug them out -one by one. Each time I pull a hair, I can observe how your starfish contracts! That will be awesome!
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Your gonna be surprised by what you find!! A diamond in the ruff....
 
Did we lose Stacy1212 again ??
 
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