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check this transformation
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i still dont know which is the before and which is the after picture
 
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the one on the right is not a girl its jay cutler before he went on those muscletech products
 
rochabp said:
you guys ive heard millions of guys are getting their genitals removed and replacing them with a tub of cell tech. i cant for the operation. gonna have a bottle of cell tech between my legs 24/7, and the ladies are gonna taste nothing but fruit punch when i bust on their faces and they are gonna feel the anabolic activity on their face muscles are gonna grow huge
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damn...where do I sign up?
 
Hey guys !

Please rate my newest cycle


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i went to GNC today to return my Mass-tech cause it was giving me the ****s. Went to Vitamin Shop and bought Animal Pump and Up Your Mass since they didn't have Universal Real Gains. Any thoughts on the two supplements or have better supplement suggestions?
 
ijanssen said:
i went to GNC today to return my Mass-tech cause it was giving me the ****s. Went to Vitamin Shop and bought Animal Pump and Up Your Mass since they didn't have Universal Real Gains. Any thoughts on the two supplements or have better supplement suggestions?
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anima pump is good but you should look into hemavol, plamatic, enoxide, or even plasmajet. why dont you just make your own mass gainer? just get some protein and throw in some carbs or sugars or you can buy bulk maltodextrin, and add some creatine mono.
 
ijanssen said:
i went to GNC today to return my Mass-tech cause it was giving me the ****s. Went to Vitamin Shop and bought Animal Pump and Up Your Mass since they didn't have Universal Real Gains. Any thoughts on the two supplements or have better supplement suggestions?
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You already bought them so ya might as well use them, lol.

Animal Pump is a great pre-workout, you can also alter it to make it stim free by takin the red pill out which is also pretty awesome if you're lifting at night.

Animal Pump gave me great focus and intensity as I recall. There's no doubt in my mind that you'll enjoy the run !
 
AK32408 said:
Just got a secret decoder ring with my purchase of naNO X9, and Nitro Tech !

Can't wait for the new issue of Muscle Mag so I can see what the hidden message in the Cell Tech ad is !!
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Was sitting at work tonight with a bad headache and needed a laught and i thank you for giving it to me.
 
wtf is wrong with this site? there is no MUSCLETECH font size! it only goes up to 7. what if someone taking cell tech wants to post something? they will have to use a much smaller and inferior size than what they deserve...
 
seunim said:
What caught my eye was the HSP, Heat Shock Activation! Holy crap! Your muscles are going to go into hyper growth and fu*king nuclear!



:redeemerwhore:
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Heat Shock Proteins... HERE I COME !
 
i got a free bottle of myo shock, i tried it for a few work outs, all i did was sweat alot, and then like 3 work outs later it wouldnt even work for me anymore at all
 
Thats funny, because I kicked a hole in an M1A1 Abrams after finishing my 3 minute Creakic cycle
 
I hear the new celltech triple hardcore XXX matrix killer nano robot grape crush flavor now contains 99.9% extract of Devil's Soul, big ron takes it so should you
 
HATEFULone said:
I hear the new celltech triple hardcore XXX matrix killer nano robot grape crush flavor now contains 99.9% extract of Devil's Soul, big ron takes it so should you
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is it the one with added horse sperm?
 
HATEFULone said:
Not at liberty to say but independent lab tests from tool academy university say its a propriety matrix of 52 endangered species testicles.
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oh yeah baby ima get some of that!!!
im gonna put some of my special men [wink, wink] into that make it even more anabolic
 
Question is, if you could gain 10 lbs of lean mass in a month taking a supplement that was based on a semen extract, would you? Now what if you drank semen for a month, lets say 1 fluid oz daily, and you would gain 20 lbs lean mass, would you? I'm saying yes on both accounts.
 
HATEFULone said:
Question is, if you could gain 10 lbs of lean mass in a month taking a supplement that was based on a semen extract, would you? Now what if you drank semen for a month, lets say 1 fluid oz daily, and you would gain 20 lbs lean mass, would you? I'm saying yes on both accounts.
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Well what do you think the "protein extract" is in NitroTech ??

haha j/k
 
I completed my Cell Tech Nano x9, and Gakic Quad Hardcore xxx inhaler cycle, and gained 89 pounds of rock hard skin stretching muscle. I would pull semi trucks up hills for cardio, and bench press 300 lb dumbells for 15 pec tearing reps. My pumps were so ridiculous I would gain 6 inches in my arms during a workout. I ate 13000 calories daily while gaining zero fat. Muscle Tech. Get some...NOT.
 
Cooky32 said:
I completed my Cell Tech Nano x9, and Gakic Quad Hardcore xxx inhaler cycle, and gained 89 pounds of rock hard skin stretching muscle. I would pull semi trucks up hills for cardio, and bench press 300 lb dumbells for 15 pec tearing reps. My pumps were so ridiculous I would gain 6 inches in my arms during a workout. I ate 13000 calories daily while gaining zero fat. Muscle Tech. Get some...NOT.
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those are week results man, i can get those results from gakic WITHOUT working out
 
As I walked into the gym after taking all my 500 bucks worth of muscletech supps I had just got convinced into buying from a fat kid at GNC MY muscles began to swell, and my head almost exploded with NANO PARTICULATED NUTRIENTS FLOODING MY BODY....LITERALLY BEGAN TOSSING PLATES AROUND THE GYM. AAAAGGGGHHHHH. I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO WORK OUT. Muscletech is that good.
 
Cooky32 said:
As I walked into the gym after taking all my 500 bucks worth of muscletech supps I had just got convinced into buying from a fat kid at GNC [COLOR*********][COLOR*********]MY muscles began to swell, and my head almost exploded with NANO PARTICULATED NUTRIENTS FLOODING MY BODY....LITERALLY BEGAN TOSSING PLATES AROUND THE GYM. AAAAGGGGHHHHH[/COLOR][/COLOR]. I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO WORK OUT. Muscletech is that good.
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thats how i feel when i walk into GNC...
surrounded by MT products gives me a strong enough effect to get very anabolic.
i workout at GNC too i just use celltech tubs as my weights.
today i benched 20 tubs of celltech, personal max
 
ok.... best idea ever.
muscletech.com has a recruitment tab, you just fill out some details upload a pic of yourself and if your 'muscletech enough' they could sponsor you and you would have access to all the cell tech you would ever need for FREE.

thank me later
 
Shane0Mac said:
ok.... best idea ever.
muscletech.com has a recruitment tab, you just fill out some details upload a pic of yourself and if your 'muscletech enough' they could sponsor you and you would have access to all the cell tech you would ever need for FREE.

thank me later
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thats a stupid idea...
how about we kidnapp jay cutler take his blood and mix it with our celltech
 
but before we die we look like jay cutler. I'll be the mexican version
 
Cutler sperm? You're gross Rochabp

hey look, there's another page i didn't know about so my post looks really random. Way to go KK...
 
Killerkanadia said:
Cutler sperm? You're gross Rochabp

hey look, there's another page i didn't know about so my post looks really random. Way to go KK...
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you didnt know about the page cuz it was stuck together with another page...
Jay sperm, can get kinda messy
 
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