McDonalds Burger from 1996.... Still in perfect condition...

good god. thankfully, i haven't been there in awhile. no doubt it will be stored in my small intestine for 7 years like chewing gum. bleh.
 
As crappy as it is for you, to state that there is NO nutritional value is simply incorrect.
 
ozarkaBRAND said:
True that. Odd that it hasn't shown any visible signs of decomposition though.
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Ever seen beef jerky?

Do you know how much sodium is in a McDonald's burger? Nothing's going to survive on it long enough to eat the meat.

The bun, on the other hand, I don't know.
 
I call bullsh!t

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCfHA7AdjIY"]YouTube - The ultimate Mc Donald's experience[/ame]

Its nice she's trying to get kids to eat healthier, but its just not true.
 
I wonder why the amount of bacteria on the food, even after it's cooked/handeled, isn't ever brought up? It has to be the most sterile piece of food around when it's served.
 
futurepilot said:
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Its nice she's trying to get kids to eat healthier, but its just not true.
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I've gotta call bullsh*t on this too. Those fries are smothered and covered in salt. Wasn't salt used to preserve foods before refrigeration?
 
All that food in the glass jars are being primed to manifest bacteria. He put warm food in a sealed container, all the moisture came out of it and sped up the process.

Leave all that same food out in the open to dry out , and we have a different outcome.

Damn, the deathsticks didnt change..........lol

I have been on a McFatties aka McPoison boycott for 4+ years now. ZERO, ZILCH, NADA..............

I will starve first.
 
moklepaul said:
So? Still unaltered from the store, and a valid experiment.
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I gotta call BS on this as well. The meat (for reasons already discussed) is preserved with the salt but the bun is treated with something. I have kids and I know what even a Mcdonalds bun looks like in even 2 weeks of being tossed behind a sofa.
 
dsade said:
I gotta call BS on this as well. The meat (for reasons already discussed) is preserved with the salt but the bun is treated with something. I have kids and I know what even a Mcdonalds bun looks like in even 2 weeks of being tossed behind a sofa.
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:lol:
 
dsade said:
I gotta call BS on this as well. The meat (for reasons already discussed) is preserved with the salt but the bun is treated with something. I have kids and I know what even a Mcdonalds bun looks like in even 2 weeks of being tossed behind a sofa.
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I was replying to the fries comment... I don't believe in any way that the original post is correct.
 
moklepaul said:
I was replying to the fries comment... I don't believe in any way that the original post is correct.
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Their fries always have kind of greenish, otherworldly tinge to them anyway.

>spooky<
 
I'm definitley not a McD's fanboy but...

My biggest problem is how do we know it's from 1996? All we have is the persons word, and she clearly has an agenda. Therefore, I have to be skeptical.
 
suncloud said:
good god. thankfully, i haven't been there in awhile. no doubt it will be stored in my small intestine for 7 years like chewing gum. bleh.
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This is a huge myth. All that means is that for it to be digested, it would have to spend seven years in your intestines.

Swallow a piece of gum and then poke through your crap for the next day. I guarantee you will find it.
 
Irish Cannon said:
This is a huge myth. All that means is that for it to be digested, it would have to spend seven years in your intestines.

Swallow a piece of gum and then poke through your crap for the next day. I guarantee you will find it.
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The man speaks the truth. :)
 
Throw in a Hostess Twinkie and you have a dessert that will last as long as the main meal...LOL
 
i actually witnessed the fries experiment by accident. My roomates brother was visiting us one weekend at college, got some McD's, and ate it while sitting on our floor. Appearently, he was a pretty drunk, and thought it would be funny to hide ~5 fries in our baseboard heater. 2 YEARS later, when I was cleaning to move out, I found the fries, looking the same as the day they were made. I offered people $10 to eat a fry, no takers...:hot:
 
Cook that bad boy up,..... maybe its like wine, the older the better,.... maybe you'll find some evolved chemical structure that will lead to Prime v2.0 :toofunny:
 
psulifter said:
i actually witnessed the fries experiment by accident. My roomates brother was visiting us one weekend at college, got some McD's, and ate it while sitting on our floor. Appearently, he was a pretty drunk, and thought it would be funny to hide ~5 fries in our baseboard heater. 2 YEARS later, when I was cleaning to move out, I found the fries, looking the same as the day they were made. I offered people $10 to eat a fry, no takers...:hot:
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hahaha microwave them and i bet they would have tasted the same :dance:
 
omegax said:
hahaha microwave them and i bet they would have tasted the same :dance:
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at the time, i didn't think much of it. but as I think about it now, it kind of creeps me out. the fry was over 2 years old, and still looked edible, nasty. On top of that, it was in an electric heater that cycled on and off probably 100's of times, and still, the fry didn't get moldy, fall apart, etc. Must be the trans fat they used to use to fry with.

New plan: after I die, i want to be submerged in fully hydrogenated soybean oil. I will remain in perfect condition until they come up with the cure for whatever I died from...
 
psulifter said:
at the time, i didn't think much of it. but as I think about it now, it kind of creeps me out. the fry was over 2 years old, and still looked edible, nasty. On top of that, it was in an electric heater that cycled on and off probably 100's of times, and still, the fry didn't get moldy, fall apart, etc. Must be the trans fat they used to use to fry with.

New plan: after I die, i want to be submerged in fully hydrogenated soybean oil. I will remain in perfect condition until they come up with the cure for whatever I died from...
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mmm....zombielicious.
 
i believe the fri thing...i'd chean out my truck back in HS and find fries between the seats, from friends of course ;), and they still looked ediable! some easily a few months old cause i never cleaned my truck plus all the temp changes in a car in florida...never even smelled!
 
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