Lick it before you stick it

This comment is about sealing envelopes, right? Can’t be too careful; you don’t want to send out an unsealed envelope! Now THAT’S embarrassing![]()
I got the cash, just no place to put anything in this little apartment. Always wanted a home gym, but kinda need a home first.
Bet you could some cheap shitty gear off Craigslist. Probably trade a roll of toilet paper for a barbell and sets of 45s.I feel that wholeheartedly. Honestly i was talking about shitty ole bumper plates cuz i was just gonna lift outside in the grass or in the parking lot of the apt complex lol. Brooke would throw a fit if i kept a bunch of equipment in the apt too but desperate times call for desperate measures lol.
I vote we do nothing but burpees. Then go dominate a CrossFit games.
TRX wouldn't be a terrible idea. I have one that I used to take into the field with me back when I was in the Army.Bet you could some cheap shitty gear off Craigslist. Probably trade a roll of toilet paper for a barbell and sets of 45s.
Another idea is the Spud cable system. Find a tree to rig it up from and buy some cheap plates.
Y'all can come to Louisiana and lift with me.
Oh ya! I have one on my rack now that I use.TRX wouldn't be a terrible idea. I have one that I used to take into the field with me back when I was in the Army.
TRX and a weighted vest for the win!!!TRX wouldn't be a terrible idea. I have one that I used to take into the field with me back when I was in the Army.
I got the cash, just no place to put anything in this little apartment. Always wanted a home gym, but kinda need a home first.
I feel that wholeheartedly. Honestly i was talking about shitty ole bumper plates cuz i was just gonna lift outside in the grass or in the parking lot of the apt complex lol. Brooke would throw a fit if i kept a bunch of equipment in the apt too but desperate times call for desperate measures lol.

Bet you could some cheap shitty gear off Craigslist. Probably trade a roll of toilet paper for a barbell and sets of 45s.
Another idea is the Spud cable system. Find a tree to rig it up from and buy some cheap plates.
Y'all can come to Louisiana and lift with me.
TRX wouldn't be a terrible idea. I have one that I used to take into the field with me back when I was in the Army.
TRX and a weighted vest for the win!!!
So its a done deal. Have frozen my account for a month and did that instead of cancelling altogether incase this all blows over after 2-3 weeks, which I truthfully dont see happening but just wanted to keep my option open. Just went and picked up my 10” log from the gym. Didnt score any other equipt from them since everything moved so quickly but i did talk to another one of the xfit coaches when i was there about buying 4 45s off them at 45 cents a lb. Said that he’ll bring it up in their meeting tomorrow so hopefully i have some plates by the end of the week. Also i think that spud pulley system would work wonderfully and would be good to have even once i get an actual home gym so i may buy that now and just get creative with ways to load it even if i dont score the iron plates.
One of those cable ankle straps could work.
One of those cable ankle straps could work.
Don’t forget the dickstrap for your lateral pecker holds.
Just bought it. Hopefully the fiancé doesnt kill me when it shows up.
Way to make lemons into lemonade. Don’t forget to clean every rep tomorrow so you can hate yourself after you puke![]()
Wrap your upper thigh with knee sleeves and do occlusion stuff with the higher reps.Day 2
WU:
Dyn stretch
Glute march: yellow sklz band x2m
Band NG facepull with ER: micro x50
A Pull
A1. Standing Banded pullover (8-10, 2s hold @ side)
Rd 1. Choked MM x10
Rd 2. Choked MM x10
Rd 3. Choked MM x10
A2. Db pullover (8-10, 2s hold @ bottom)
Rd 1. 52.5 lb x10
Rd 2. 52.5 lb vs doubled micro x10
Rd 3. 52.5 lb vs doubled mini x10 — note to self: band around the leg of the couch doesnt work unless you just want to drag the couch towards you. I doubled the mini around the doubled pro light and that worked okay, not great.
A3. Band row (8-10, 2s hold @ side)
Rd 1. Doubled pro light x10
Rd 2. Doubled pro light x10
Rd 3. Doubled pro light x10
A4. Band high row (AMRAP)
Rd 1. Doubled pro light x15
Rd 2. Doubled pro light x15
Rd 3. Doubled MM x15
B. Push
B1. Standing OH NG db press (8-10, 2s hold @ bottom)
Rd 1. 52.5 lb per hand x10
Rd 2. 52.5 lb per hand x10
Rd 3. 52.5 lb per hand x10
B2. Db rear delts (8-10, top half, 2s hold @ top)
Rd 1. 20lb per hand x8
Rd 2. 15 per hand x10
Rd 3. 10 + micro under feet and around handles x8 —> micro only x11
B3. DB Laterals (AMRAP, top half, 2s hole @ top)
(Weight: front/back — it would be half of what is posted so 12.5/17.5 would really be 6.25/8.75 for a total of 15lb)
Rd 1. 12.5/17.5 x12
Rd 2. 10/15 x10
Rd 3. 7.5/12.5 x15
B4. Death Swimmer dropset (AMRAP)
Rd 1. 5 lb per hand x5 —> hands only x10
Rd 2. 5 lb per hand x5 —> hands only x10
Rd 3. Hands only x15
C. Legs
C1. Banded RDLs (band around hip) (8-10)
Rd 1. Light band choked around suspension handle + 52.5 lb per hand x10
Rd 2. “ “ x10
Rd 3. “ “ x10
These are very light but i want to continue using the band which takes out the option of doing SL RDLs.
C2. DB Thrust w/ band around knees (x20, 2s at top)
Rd 1. + short MM around knees x12 —> couldnt make it to 20. Glutes weak y’all.
Rd 2. + short MM around knees x15
Rd 3. “ “ x20
C3. Frog thruster (AMRAP)
Rd 1. x20
Rd 2. x20
Rd 3. x20
C4. Prone db/band curl (8-10, 2s at bottom)
Rd 1. 30lb db between feet x15
(Band would def work better...need to figure out something to anchor stuff to until it gets warmer.
Rd 2. 52.5 x10
Rd 3. 52.5 x20
C5. Plate/slider curl (AMRAP)
Rd 1. x6 maybe. Tried using paper plates and they dont work for ****.
Switch to Suspension trainer ham curl/bridge
Rd 2. x10 - dont work for **** either. Just not going to do these.
No Rd 3.
Making best of what I have. The upper stuff is just fine, lower stuff i have to get more creative in order to get an appropriate load.
Wrap your upper thigh with knee sleeves and do occlusion stuff with the higher reps.
Looking strong. Whatcha weighing?
You got a great deal.
Congrats on the deal on your new set up. Craig's list find or somewhere else?
Showing a lot of dedication with these frequent home training sessions man.