i reached in with my protien scooper and pulled out a.........

swollen87

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let me start off by saying this post is serious and 100% truthful

im not entirely sure i should release the manufacturers name at this time, but im posting with hopes someone can point me in the right direction

i scooped out my protien, and a big peice of string/fur came out on the side of the scooper........ WTF

(its not one of our sponsors)

what do i do from here, obviously i will NOT be using this protien anymore

i sent an email to the manufacturer already

if someone tells me how to post pictures ill post one up
 
bump

all 18 of you who viewed this probably take protien. so it may be in your best interest to get in here
 
Was it FUR??? Or was it plastic melt strands? I've found those on the side of my scooper before. I was freaked at first. But it was just plastic.
 
at first i thought it was fur, but then when i looked at it agian, it looks like nylon thread or something.... like twine
 
so whats the big deal then. a little string won't hurt you.

i know a little string isnt gunna hurt me...... that isnt the point

ur not supposed to get string in your protien....... i cant believe you wouldnt think its a big deal

its like a 3 inch peice of string
 
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this is the only way i could upload this ****
 
hell to the NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well, I found a bug floating in my water bottle after putting a scoop of pre-wo carbs (from a board sponsor, none-the-less) into it (a new, unopened bottle of water). So, I fished it out, and pressed on like normal. Man, I think it was a really good bug, because I had an awesome workout that day (seriously)! I feel ya on the fur thing though, and if I was willing to put up with the bull**** required, I would have sought a refund as well.
 
Usually when I'm nearing the end of the jug of protein, I'll just dump some water in, mix, and drink it right from the jug. Then I'll take a bite or two out of the jug itself just to show it how manly I really am. I'll chew it up into a wad, swallow some for good measure, and spit the rest out at the lid...which has been propped up about 10 feet away like a target. If I hit the lid and crack it, it's gonna be a hell of a day. If I just knock it over, I scream at the lid. Do I ever take a bite out of the lid? Hell no, man! That's just crazy talk!!!
 
Usually when I'm nearing the end of the jug of protein, I'll just dump some water in, mix, and drink it right from the jug. Then I'll take a bite or two out of the jug itself just to show it how manly I really am. I'll chew it up into a wad, swallow some for good measure, and spit the rest out at the lid...which has been propped up about 10 feet away like a target. If I hit the lid and crack it, it's gonna be a hell of a day. If I just knock it over, I scream at the lid. Do I ever take a bite out of the lid? Hell no, man! That's just crazy talk!!!

Lid?... Jug?... You all are pansies apparently.

I thought everyone wrapped their lips around the dirty tit and pull straight from the source.
 
Lid?... Jug?... You all are pansies apparently.

I thought everyone wrapped their lips around the dirty tit and pull straight from the source.
Nah... my cow dried up. Gotta find another one. :lol:
 
I prefer fish to beef.

Discuss...

:djparty:
 
No, no, no.... no more foreplay!!!

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Well, I found a bug floating in my water bottle after putting a scoop of pre-wo carbs (from a board sponsor, none-the-less) into it (a new, unopened bottle of water). So, I fished it out, and pressed on like normal. Man, I think it was a really good bug, because I had an awesome workout that day (seriously)! I feel ya on the fur thing though, and if I was willing to put up with the bull**** required, I would have sought a refund as well.

Brian
how did your cycle go?
haven't been on here in awhile, been doing my VA exams and ****..
 
LMAO @ the OP's picture of what was in his protein!! I laughed because he didn't want to disclose the manufacturer, but named the pic after them. Detective skills FTW
 
Lmfao
 
I bet if you mix it in your shake you'll get "Situation" abs.
 
lol wtf happened to my threaddd...

long story short, i wont be using myofusion anymore
 
*Sifts thru tub of myofusion* mine's all good brah. Hope you get your money back!
 
*Sifts thru tub of myofusion* mine's all good brah. Hope you get your money back!


idk man... if i dont get my money back im gunna be pissed...... i think somewhere i read an article about myofusion being under-dosed anyway....

i should call the news:scool:
 
idk man... if i dont get my money back im gunna be pissed...... i think somewhere i read an article about myofusion being under-dosed anyway....

i should call the news:scool:

Well I'm sure the place u bought it from would refund you even though they didn't have anything to do with it. But if you contacted Gaspari themselves I'm sure you could work out a nice deal.
 
that was hilarious bro, i cant believe how funny that was..... thanks again
 
My guess would be the thread that holds the large protein bags closed, like you have on a dog food bag.
 
Haven't used it in a while, but here it comes!!!

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idk man... if i dont get my money back im gunna be pissed...... i think somewhere i read an article about myofusion being under-dosed anyway....

i should call the news:scool:

Yea I read a lot about this on Uk forums. Plain ole Bulk stuff FTW - hair free :fingersx:
 
quick update.... this monday i got a call from gaspari asking for a picture of the string i found..... they sent me a new bottle of myofusion, mad samples of superpump a t shirt and a shaker bottle...... and i get to keep the old bottle i found the string in....

i hope i find more string in my supplements
 
Turn the lights out,
pretend you are fapping in space,
???
Profit
Lol

quick update.... this monday i got a call from gaspari asking for a picture of the string i found..... they sent me a new bottle of myofusion, mad samples of superpump a t shirt and a shaker bottle...... and i get to keep the old bottle i found the string in....

i hope i find more string in my supplements

Your still assuming that wasn't gaspari's pube.
 
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