help you guru!

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Manimalia said:
how does one attain atonement with the Guru? i've already tried prayer whilst sniffing solvents so as to make my mind transcend the primitive state. i saw myself on a black cloud, and in every direction i turned, there was nothing. nothing but silence. i turned left. silence. i turned right. nothing. i turned back. silence. i turned forward again. and there was the guru.

he looked at me and i instantly began to weep. i knew not the power he would have over me. i asked to be a part of his kind-dom, and he told me i was not ready. right as he told me, expansive wings like that of an angel's grew from his delts. he wafted them in front of me, and as he did so, one of the feathers floated from the wing and landed at my feet on the black cloud. it was a large feather. he then said, "that's where you begin."

i awoke. i picked my head up off of my desk, and right there, on my laptop, was a single feather...a feather of the same hue as the gu's. oh great guru, i am following, and soon i will be ready.

oh shlt, i need to run out and buy more spray paint.:sad:
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:blink: do you give up yet?
 
Oh yeah Guru, for the past while and a half I've been doing workouts based loosely on the workout structure of the "Fiber damage, fiber saturation" protocol. I'm not sure if my gains have been much better, but I feel I get less sore. What is your take on this program? i know what program your talking abot,from ironman right?as to what i think i don't really know as i've never tried it.i would like to know your results however as it does sound promising.
 
Manimalia said:
no, i'm painting my house and getting enlightened at the same time. i paint my house a new color every week. from red, to blue, to gold, to purple, to orange, to red, to green, to black, to white, to green.....it all smells so good.
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Manimalia said:
i'm gonna tell you sumthin' listen to me....this-is not-your-country.
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we have an internet tough guy!

this is the internet, there are no countries! :toofunny:

what's wrong with you man? (rhetorical question so please don't answer cause it'll take too long and clog this thread)

dude, your attempt to throw your weight around (all 200lbs) is about as good as your comedy, absolutely pathetic!

cheers mamma
 
wow you are more pathetic than the guru, sorry guru. Mamamia you are fast becoming a joke of this forum, give it a rest for a while. start with your avy...wtf is that all about lol.
 
pistonpump said:
mamamia, cut the crap (your humor), you arent funny! AT ALL!
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hello all!!!!!!!
we just reached 10,000 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i coundn't of done it without all of you.special thanks to vince spider,reaper X and the others.you know who you are.
 
pistonpump said:
wow you are more pathetic than the guru, sorry guru. Mamamia you are fast becoming a joke of this forum, give it a rest for a while. start with your avy...wtf is that all about lol.
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i think that it's due to me not being upset that you say these things. i'm a grounded individual, and i like myself. that picture, that is me just taking a picture of myself, so people can see who's typing. that's the purpose of an avatar. that's how i look. i am fine with how i look.

you've gotten a straight answer from me because the words you typed were offensive. all has been good for me on this forum thus far, but this thread is making it feel just like what it is.... a forum. my jokes will not be present here any longer.

thanks for knocking this place down a peg for me. dickhead.
 
jamesatba said:
hello all!!!!!!!
we just reached 10,000 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i coundn't of done it without all of you.special thanks to vince spider,reaper X and the others.you know who you are.
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Hey where are you seeing 10,000 at? I love this thread, but the last post number I see in this thread is post #720!
 
Manimalia said:
i think that it's due to me not being upset that you say these things. i'm a grounded individual, and i like myself. that picture, that is me just taking a picture of myself, so people can see who's typing. that's the purpose of an avatar. that's how i look. i am fine with how i look.

you've gotten a straight answer from me because the words you typed were offensive. all has been good for me on this forum thus far, but this thread is making it feel just like what it is.... a forum. my jokes will not be present here any longer.

thanks for knocking this place down a peg for me. dickhead.
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I have 2 words for you sir... C'MON!!!!! C'MON!!!!!!

that is all.
 
Manimalia said:
because the words you typed were offensive
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isn't it funny coming from you that you get upset when you find someone has posted something "offensive" towards you but you don't seem to mind putting the boot into guru time and time again, funny how that goes.

Manimalia said:
my jokes will not be present here any longer.
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does that mean you're changing your avvy or will be not posting on this thread so we don't see your avvy?

cheers mamma-mia, here's a new avvy
 

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lol he mightve ment views... idk i hope the guru wont smite me down with a mighty lighting bolt from the big gym in the sky
 
If the guru says it's 10,000 then by guru, it's 10,000!!! I think we should start some guru facts like the Chuck Norris facts.
 
I must say, the guru has taken quite a bit of crap here, but he's kept on....definitely something to be said for that....next stop 20,000
 
Manimalia said:
how does one attain atonement with the Guru? i've already tried prayer whilst sniffing solvents so as to make my mind transcend the primitive state. i saw myself on a black cloud, and in every direction i turned, there was nothing. nothing but silence. i turned left. silence. i turned right. nothing. i turned back. silence. i turned forward again. and there was the guru.

he looked at me and i instantly began to weep. i knew not the power he would have over me. i asked to be a part of his kind-dom, and he told me i was not ready. right as he told me, expansive wings like that of an angel's grew from his delts. he wafted them in front of me, and as he did so, one of the feathers floated from the wing and landed at my feet on the black cloud. it was a large feather. he then said, "that's where you begin."

i awoke. i picked my head up off of my desk, and right there, on my laptop, was a single feather...a feather of the same hue as the gu's. oh great guru, i am following, and soon i will be ready.

oh shlt, i need to run out and buy more spray paint.:sad:
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That's cool I guess. Maybe if you keep trying this hard, you'll have beaten down the "gone too far" line so much that your posts will become funny.
 
jamesatba said:
thanks B unit,back to bodybuilding.!
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anytime guru, my apologies for being involved in a brief hijack :thumbsup:

what do you consider to be the best form of creatine? i don't like the ethyl ester, i tend to favour tri or di maltate? where do you stand on creatine james?
 
b unit said:
anytime guru, my apologies for being involved in a brief hijack :thumbsup:

what do you consider to be the best form of creatine? i don't like the ethyl ester, i tend to favour tri or di maltate? where do you stand on creatine james?
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Good questions b unit, I'd be interested to hear the guru's take on creatine too.
 
Cub said:
Good questions b unit, I'd be interested to hear the guru's take on creatine too.
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thanks cub, just looking for some insight on the whole creatine
mystery, i remember when there was only just one kind of creatine, EAS brought it out first (correct me if i'm wrong) and boy did it cost $$$

also want the guru's feedback on the whole protein to bodyweight intake debacle, some say 2.2 grams for lb of bodyweight, some say more, some say less, i don't have a friggin clue!!!

some say no more than 30grams of protein in each meal, i'm lost, i never worry about it, enlighten us guru?
 
jamesatba said:
hello all!!!!!!!
we just reached 10,000 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i coundn't of done it without all of you.special thanks to vince spider,reaper X and the others.you know who you are.
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thanks for the shout out brother!!!!:cheers:
this is the best thread in ages and in my veiw could be the stand out of 2008
keep it up guru:bb3:
 
Manimalia said:
i think that it's due to me not being upset that you say these things. i'm a grounded individual, and i like myself. that picture, that is me just taking a picture of myself, so people can see who's typing. that's the purpose of an avatar. that's how i look. i am fine with how i look.

you've gotten a straight answer from me because the words you typed were offensive. all has been good for me on this forum thus far, but this thread is making it feel just like what it is.... a forum. my jokes will not be present here any longer.

thanks for knocking this place down a peg for me. dickhead.
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LOL. :toofunny:
 
b unit said:
anytime guru, my apologies for being involved in a brief hijack :thumbsup:

what do you consider to be the best form of creatine? i don't like the ethyl ester, i tend to favour tri or di maltate? where do you stand on creatine james?
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i going to put it to you this way.let's say you were buying test and you had two options.one,buy test sp. at 5 dollars a vial.two buy test E at 15 dollars a vial.not only are you getting a 2-fold increase in the price on option two,your also getting LESS test because the ester takeing up part of the solution!CREATINE MONOHYDRATE is test sp. in this example.unless your cutting stick to mono unless your buyinga product that has some other form of ceatine.
 
jamesatba said:
i going to put it to you this way.let's say you were buying test and you had two options.one,buy test sp. at 5 dollars a vial.two buy test E at 15 dollars a vial.not only are you getting a 2-fold increase in the price on option two,your also getting LESS test because the ester takeing up part of the solution!CREATINE MONOHYDRATE is test sp. in this example.unless your cutting stick to mono unless your buyinga product that has some other form of ceatine.
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meant 3 fold sorry.

yeah vince spider,i remember when alot of these other guys where still bashing me.you surrported me.thanks and i love if you posted some questions or whatever you like!
 
Guru, are u really this stupid,these guys are playing u man to get a laugh,those same dudes were flaming u jus like everyone else. At least the people still flaming does it bluntly, not hiding there true intentions,wake up James your a joke to these people,if you hav'nt figured it out i dont guess me explaining it will help much.

OK time to defend youselves,lets here the CRAPthat fall out your mouths.
 
I'm not exactly sure I'm following your previous post.

Are you saying to suspend test in creatine monohydrate ?
 
ReaperX said:
I'm not exactly sure I'm following your previous post.

Are you saying to suspend test in creatine monohydrate ?
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He is trying to do a supplemental cost comparison.

Test Suspension = Creatine Mono
Test Enanthate = Designer Creatines

This theory is flawed. He isnt taking in account half lives, injection intervals. And the end result of price per gram.

1 vial of Test Susp (10mls) = 1 Gram of Test. Dosed twice per day due to half life. And Test suspension is never over 100mgs/ml

1 vial of Test E (10mls) = 2.5 Grams of Test E. 10mls x 250mgs = 2.5 grams. Dosed twice per week to keep hormone levels constant. With a half life of 14 days.

Then creatine doesnt = creatine. Designers have advanced delivery. Such as attatched to magnesium for delivery into muscle cells.

Blah, dont listen to the guru on this one.

Adams
 
JOHNJESSICA20 said:
Guru, are u really this stupid,these guys are playing u man to get a laugh,those same dudes were flaming u jus like everyone else. At least the people still flaming does it bluntly, not hiding there true intentions,wake up James your a joke to these people,if you hav'nt figured it out i dont guess me explaining it will help much.

OK time to defend youselves,lets here the CRAPthat fall out your mouths.
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GTFO.
 
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