Guest viewing limit reached
  • You have reached the maximum number of guest views allowed
  • Please register below to remove this limitation

help you guru!

Status
Not open for further replies.
Manimalia said:
oh yeah, speaking of the world. did you know that this whole 'planet' is really the guru's scr*tum? you can't tell from the pictures, but it is. we're all just walking/driving around on it. he screams every time a bomb is dropped on it
Click to expand...

dude, that's pathetic! where the fu.ck did that come from?

humor rating = 0/10

:thumbsup:
 
fu.ck, i didn't mean for this thread to go this way, please no...

i only wanted guru's take on something leftfield, to see if guru is more than just a bodybuilding prodigy.

i saw reaper's avvy of tom cruise and thought "wonder what guru thinks about scientology"

can we all just let the guru answer the question - that is if he wants to, as guru does what guru does and no one else can make him do whatever he doesn't wanna do, afterall he is the guru and it is his thread (all 22 pages and 655 posts so far and counting).

queue the music Invalid Link Removed

congrats to guru for giving us all a smile and providing some enlightenment when we are surrounded by doom and gloom with rising fuel costs, increased food costs, global starvation, the iraq war, the teleban, tibet, Al-Qaeda, rising interst rates, mortgage foreclosures, the banning of bodybuilding supplements, sh.it movies like 10,000 bc and Jumper, the list goes on....

double thumbs up guru :thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
I like Tom....................thats right, first name basis.

I here he is shipping all scientologists and himself to set up camp in NZ where the brainwashing will begin. B, keep an eye out for aliens.
 
thank you B unit,your question i belive was not inteeded to cause negetivity.the reply to that question is i respect tom criuse and sci.MR.criuse seems like a fine man and i hold NOTHING at all against sci.i belive we should respect other's religion .
 
also it seems like to me mr.manmalia is very negitive and perhaps we should not respond while he trash's others belives without any envidence as far as i can see
 
jamesatba said:
thank you B unit,your question i belive was not inteeded to cause negetivity.the reply to that question is i respect tom criuse and sci.MR.criuse seems like a fine man and i hold NOTHING at all against sci.i belive we should respect other's religion .
Click to expand...

well said guru, are you a religious man?
 
I know this is off topic, but it may be fun to add. I actually ran into Tom Cruise at the Old Tucson Movie Studio here in Tucson a few years ago while doing some pick up security work. Cruise was working on some project in Mescal and decided to stop in. He turned out to be a pretty good guy. He was more interested in hanging around with the wranglers and stage apes than the management. He would tell everyone to call him "Tom" and threw in a few bucks in the pot for beer with us. Everyone was having a pretty good time when his wife at the time Nicole Kidman hunted him down. Talk about night and day. She was a real shrew in her dealing with him. She just about grabbed him by his ears to drag him away from us commoners. As they left someone called out "See you later, Tom." Kidman spun on her heals glared at us and very venomously spat out, "No you will not. And it is Mr. Cruise, sir." Tom followed along like a beat puppy or more realistically a humiliated husband.

As for the rest of the stuff with Oprah, Scientology and so on, I with the Almighty Guru, who cares?
 
perhaps this is true,perhaps not,but it's is his bussiness either way.and yes i am religious but not in a organized way,you know?
 
jamesatba said:
perhaps this is true,perhaps not,but it's is his bussiness either way.and yes i am religious but not in a organized way,you know?
Click to expand...

well, any religious group that has a science fiction writer as its lead, who has been heard to say many times "that the way to get rich is to start a religion" is questionable.

not to mention they're avid distrust of psychology (equating to conciousness), their electronic equipment aimed at advancing members (which later proved useless), and their belief that they've been a part of lives that descended down before the universe are questionable as well.

but since their beliefs can't be proven or disproven, they should continue to hold them if it helps to enrich their lives. i mean, i've met a few scientology followers, and they were alright. i think that some only take some things at a certain value, while holding to their religion has a good moral base, which is the best thing in the world.
 
but anyways, i know i know, this is the GU's thread. can i call you 'the GU' Guru? if not, i'll just keep it The Guru.

and what was this humor you all spoke of? it's true.
 
Anyone who says Scientology isn't that big of a deal needs to research on 'Operation Snow White.'

That's pretty much all you need to know.
 
bleh. I took off today and tommorow for a little 4 day weekend for myself.

Got wasted Sat, drank wine Sun, and boozing out in the warm weather as of right now.


It only take a few f.ucked up diet days to ruin an endo's physique. argh ! Man, I love beer.
 
It is embarassing that Tom Cruise used to be part of the Roman Catholic Church before this non-sense.
 
Legal Gear aka LG Sciences claims that their Methyl Masterdrol V2 product converts to stanolone, from androstanediol. My beef with their product is that 3a/b HSD is bi-directional which they seem to acknowledge.

Here's the thing, if it is bi-directional which is seems like 17-HSD might be as well, what would possibly be the conversion ratio from the 2-step conversion process to DHT ?

It was stated before that the 1-step DHT prohormones were not that great, so I can't imagine that a 2-step DHT prohormone is the answer.

Furthermore, the balance between the 17-HSD/3a,b-HSD ration and the fact that it has the ability to convert to stanolone, but the ability to convert back to its previous step due to the bi-directional acitivity dosen't really ensure much direct conversion.

Just curious on what your opinion is about this.

My opinion is that, too much is lost in the conversion, and the fact that the enzymes are bi-directional could possibly conclude that there really isn't much DHT that is being produced and that all these 'I got jacked' testimonies from people's logs are directly related to the yohimbine from the product.
 
:D
jamesatba said:
can someone please ask bodybuilding related questions?
Click to expand...


WE HAVE ANGERED THE GREAT GURU!

Please do not smite us down by blowing Protein Powered Lightening Bolts out of your ass, oh Great Guru. We are merely mortals and are prone to error.

:bow28:

Please forgive us.




just kidding son.

About the lightning that is.
 
one of my friends tried liquid mastrdrol by LG which i belive is the same thing that is now in Methyl Masterdrol V2,and i belive your right,the coversion was/is too low to be of any huge help.another problem is stanolone/semi-sy. DHT while adndrogeric is not very anabolic.thus no huge musle gains.let me tell you i do think LG has fallen quite a bit since M1T
 
I also ask a simular question of patrick arnold a few months back on the MD forum and he said (i think not exact words)that he belived it was 5-alpha reduced DHEA and you would need app. 1000 millagrams(a gram) a day to prove anabolic.also a concern is what that would do to your liver.their supposed methyl-block technology sounds a lot like a happy go luckey form of c-17 alk.i still repect LG for such products like M1T thought.
 
jamesatba said:
one of my friends tried liquid mastrdrol by LG which i belive is the same thing that is now in Methyl Masterdrol V2,and i belive your right,the coversion was/is too low to be of any huge help.another problem is stanolone/semi-sy. DHT while adndrogeric is not very anabolic.thus no huge musle gains.let me tell you i do think LG has fallen quite a bit since M1T
Click to expand...

James, I am not trying to be a jerk here. Could it be your friend didn't get anywhere due to his age? I am assuming your friend is around your age bracket. You young guys are about as hormoned up as can be. Adding a suppliment such as Methyl could have the opposite effect. I really don't know, but it does make sense (to me). Your Test is sky high as it is, take something that increase it further would/could cause a higher conversion to estrogen that can kill your gains. You and your buddies watch it with the suppliments.

The rules are simple, eat clean, eat a lot (if bulking), do big compund movements (dead lifts, squats, cleans) and lift heavy. Do those things and you will be a monster in a very short time.
 
jamesatba said:
can someone please ask bodybuilding related questions?
Click to expand...

1. guru, what do you think is the best training split and what do you believe to be the longest time you should train in a single gym session?

2. What is your opinion on Nitric Oxide type supplements? are they just hype or do they actually work?

3. what's your take on p.c.t? and are serms really neccessary? Ray Sausage (thread is here: Invalid Link Removed ) once claimed on this board that p.c.t was just a myth dreamed up by supplement companies to increase revenue, what's your take on this?

4. guru, also what is your belief on an adult male over 21 running 2 methyl ph's at the same time?

5. did you manage to have a look at that video upload site i gave you a link to?
 
b unit said:
1. guru, what do you think is the best training split and what do you believe to be the longest time you should train in a single gym session?

2. What is your opinion on Nitric Oxide type supplements? are they just hype or do they actually work?

3. what's your take on p.c.t? and are serms really neccessary? Ray Sausage (thread is here: Invalid Link Removed claimed on this board that p.c.t was just a myth dreamed up by supplement companies to increase revenue, what's your take on this?

4. guru, also what is your belief on an adult male over 21 running 2 methyl ph's at the same time?

5. did you manage to have a look at that video upload site i gave you a link to?
Click to expand...
1:good split is back,rest,chest,rest,arms,rest,legs,...begin again...45 min. uplimit.
2.no2 work,but mainly to intesify other supplements/hormones.

3: i don't know who this guy is but i simply don't belive him.i not saying he's not right(he may know more than me )but look at guys like bill lywellyn(anabolics 06),see what i mean.many of the guys that are experts on roids keep saying pct isn't taken seriously enough!!!!!!!! but none?!!!!!on any but a very short cycle massive loss of muscle would acurr.that's my opion.
4.oh,i think this is a trick question.if anyone could give me their emial(this is not blame you at all,i think your cool b unit.)then you could see part 2 and part 3 of my c-17 video.in it i talk about it probaly not being a wise idea to mess with orals without injectables.orals being an adjuct.so the answer to this question is no!!!!!!!!!! i don't think they should do it unless they have a spare liver on hand.
 
Manimalia said:
james?
Click to expand...

Ye of little faith in the teachings of our Guru shall go unheard in all your inquiries into life's mysteries. Wisdom shall be granted only once atonement with the Guru has been attained.

Oh yeah Guru, for the past while and a half I've been doing workouts based loosely on the workout structure of the "Fiber damage, fiber saturation" protocol. I'm not sure if my gains have been much better, but I feel I get less sore. What is your take on this program?
 
LIKE MY DOGG THE GURU SAID BACK TO BODYBUILDING QUESTIONS FROM HERE ON OUT.Sorry for all u Tom Cruise loving fags,but this is a bodybuildn thread.

Hey guru, back to those lat work-outs,how do u perfom your bent over roles? And which do u contribute your massive bodybuilding V-SHAPE physique
 
JOHNJESSICA20 said:
LIKE MY DOGG THE GURU SAID BACK TO BODYBUILDING QUESTIONS FROM HERE ON OUT.Sorry for all u Tom Cruise loving fags,but this is a bodybuildn thread.

Hey guru, back to those lat work-outs,how do u perfom your bent over roles? And which do u contribute your massive bodybuilding V-SHAPE physique
Click to expand...
:hammer::toofunny::clap2:
 
JOHNJESSICA20 said:
And which do u contribute your massive bodybuilding V-SHAPE physique
Click to expand...


dude, the guru has never claimed to be massive, he's just aiming for 220lbs.

i give him credit as he answer's the questions posted very well and for a young guy, he knows his sh.it! plus i've never seen someone who can't be rocked by negative comments which so many people on forums can't handle and lose the plot on.

he got flamed hard at the strart of this thread, done evrything asked of him and he's hang in there, that's 10/10 in my book.

go guru
 
b unit said:
Ray Sausage??

he was Piston Pump's main man, they were alpha4life brothers, true alpha males!!
Click to expand...
just like the guru is your lil brother? ray sausage was an entertaining character that never did anything to me so i liked having him around. he was entertaining kinda like the guru boy.
 
pistonpump said:
just like the guru is your lil brother? ray sausage was an entertaining character that never did anything to me so i liked having him around. he was entertaining kinda like the guru boy.
Click to expand...

whatever happened to ray sausage?

i'll never forget that guy, one alpha bada*s! i'd love to see guru and big ray get some knowledge on!

alpha vs guru 2008, i can just see it!

i'll never forget this post he made, it always makes me smile - see below
 

Attachments

  • Untitled-1.jpg
    Untitled-1.jpg
    52.2 KB · Views: 199
sorry guru, back on topic

we need more body building questions!!!

just not from mama mia! he's been sniffing way too many solvents!
 
pistonpump said:
most definately too much solvents...or crack..or he can read minds over the internet.:fool2:
Click to expand...

mamma mia is so bad as.s, everytime i see him and his avvy i think of abba
and their crap song mamma mia, here we go again, nah nah...

 
b unit said:
dude, the guru has never claimed to be massive, he's just aiming for 220lbs.

i give him credit as he answer's the questions posted very well and for a young guy, he knows his sh.it! plus i've never seen someone who can't be rocked by negative comments which so many people on forums can't handle and lose the plot on.

he got flamed hard at the strart of this thread, done evrything asked of him and he's hang in there, that's 10/10 in my book.

go guru
Click to expand...

I know dude, the Guru really is friggin' epic.
 
goslamacamel said:
Ye of little faith in the teachings of our Guru shall go unheard in all your inquiries into life's mysteries. Wisdom shall be granted only once atonement with the Guru has been attained.

Oh yeah Guru, for the past while and a half I've been doing workouts based loosely on the workout structure of the "Fiber damage, fiber saturation" protocol. I'm not sure if my gains have been much better, but I feel I get less sore. What is your take on this program?
Click to expand...

how does one attain atonement with the Guru? i've already tried prayer whilst sniffing solvents so as to make my mind transcend the primitive state. i saw myself on a black cloud, and in every direction i turned, there was nothing. nothing but silence. i turned left. silence. i turned right. nothing. i turned back. silence. i turned forward again. and there was the guru.

he looked at me and i instantly began to weep. i knew not the power he would have over me. i asked to be a part of his kind-dom, and he told me i was not ready. right as he told me, expansive wings like that of an angel's grew from his delts. he wafted them in front of me, and as he did so, one of the feathers floated from the wing and landed at my feet on the black cloud. it was a large feather. he then said, "that's where you begin."

i awoke. i picked my head up off of my desk, and right there, on my laptop, was a single feather...a feather of the same hue as the gu's. oh great guru, i am following, and soon i will be ready.

oh shlt, i need to run out and buy more spray paint.:sad:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top