taman6886 said:A variation on the theme: Orange Sorbet! (Screw that creamsickle crap)
how about Schizm jizm, Midwestbeast would buy...
I thought he already got this for free. I guess if he were cut off, he would probably propose a pretty steep price.
AI should make a handful of flavors and name them after forum members (note: NOT 'forums' members', as I know someone is invariably going to edit that in) sneaky bishes!
So like:
BDCC Cherry
MidwestBlackeyedBeard Mango
Milas Mandarin Orange
FL3X Magnum Fruit Punch
KingJames Key lime pie
Tamans Toasted coconut
etc...etc...etc
Creme of Cousineerie.
(now with 50% less homo per serving!)
This means it was homo to begin with...how much homo was in it before?
Did anyone else like the idea of 'Flex's Fig-mino Blend' ?
bdcc said:Did anyone else like the idea of 'Flex's Fig-mino Blend' ?
schizm said:I think that one may have to be a 2:1:1 ratio...anything higher and I'd fear 'fig' floaties...
They're pretty manly though. They're actually sinkies and not floaties.
"Flex's Fruity Surprise"
The surprise is, it is unflavoured- well hello Mr Profit Margin, how are you today?!
bdcc said:"Flex's Fruity Surprise"
The surprise is, it is unflavoured- well hello Mr Profit Margin, how are you today?!
Hey that's a ghey idea!! I'm gonna cut you!!!
schizm said:...ooooooh, that visual......stinks.
Pssssssst, careful Ben, Flex's G-string tends to get wadded up when you try to tie in anything 'fruit' with his name...I learned my lesson yesterday...my diary heard all about it last night...
bdcc said:I am pretty sure only a 10 year old would sign up to a forum and when it asks for his username he shouts "I WILL BE FLEX MAGNUM!"
This means it was homo to begin with...how much homo was in it before?
That's MONSTROSITY Flexious Magnificus to you buddy. I got this name by scribbling randon greek insults on the back of my cap'n crunch box. What's your name mean, Big Dope on Crack & Coke Hehehe...![]()
That's MISTER Flex Magnum to you buddy. I got this name by typing my first and last name in a pornstar name generator lol.
What's your name mean, Ben Does Crave C#ck? Hehehe...![]()
bdcc said:Yes.
Well I figured the B was for Ben. The rest I just guessed.
That's MISTER Flex Magnum to you buddy. I got this name by typing my first and last name in a pornstar name generator. I tried using my first name first but that name was Stretch Sphincter. Sounded a little bit homo so I tried my last name first and hit gold! Lol
No, they are my initials you retard.
2 middle names? So proper!
That's MISTER Flex Magnum to you buddy. I got this name by typing my first and last name in a pornstar name generator lol.
What's your name mean, Ben Does Crave C#ck? Hehehe...![]()
My middle name is Cokayne, but pronounced the same as cocaine.
This is no joke, swear on all the AnaBeta in my cupboard.
I was thinking the same thing!!...but often wondered why you made them all lower case letters there benjamima....?
kingjameskjf said:well if it involves the flavor Orange, then it is cerified 100% homo, due to a patented extract licensed from MiffedQueerBear him(her?)self!
interesting...
Milas said:And it's tatooed on his ass. Don't ask how I know...
Really boring explanation, it precedes my surname in my email account so when I register on websites I use the first four letters because it is easier to type.
King James of Scotland told me that you left our other thread because you were starting to get a sandy vagina, is there truth to this? If so we can tame down the banter and babysit you a little?
lukehayd said:Have to agree with Ben (am I really agreeing with a "Brit"!?!?)--sounds like something a 10 year old would do!
Really boring explanation.../...and so I cut the rest to save everyone else from getting the same headache
King James of Scotland told me that you left our other thread because you were starting to get a sandy vagina, is there truth to this? If so we can tame down the banter and babysit you a little?
I can't figure out if you're talking me up or sarcastically talking me down, but my ego has blinded me to the point where even sarcasm is absorbed as a positive gesture. So this leaves me with no choice but to thank you for your warming words.
What? Dahhhm it JAMES!!! I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!! I'm now mailing back your friendship bracelet!
Hey I don't know what kind of kids you guys raise but here in my world we use lots of hormone controls. I barely just hit puberty, at a young 25 years old. My parents don't want me to turn out like MostlyhairBeast.
Well congratulations! You might start to notice some changes physically. For one, once every month you will be verrrrry moody and want chocolate.
lukehayd said:Well congratulations! You might start to notice some changes physically. For one, once every month you will be verrrrry moody and want chocolate.
I love this quote.I can't figure out if you're talking me up or sarcastically talking me down, but my ego has blinded me to the point where even sarcasm is absorbed as a positive gesture. So this leaves me with no choice but to thank you for your warming words.
Are my boobs supposed to hurt?
taman6886 said:THey would stop if you would quit squeezing them so hard.