I'm gonna celebrate my first one this year, actually. I'm not bullshettin' either. I'm gonna have:
1. the meal (likely mostacolli and meatballs)
2. the airing of grievances after the meal/dessert
3. feats of strength
4. a gathering around the pole to open presents, should there be any.
"STOP CRYING AND FIGHT YOW FATHAAAAW!"
"I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!"