Festivus

BigMfer

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For those who have watched Seinfeld!

Do you celebrate it?
Should it be the next National Holiday?

I just loved that episode and every year I just think if we only had Festivus at my house!
 
Any holiday is suitable for Festivus... at my house, the airing of greivances begins promptly at 11:00 and the feats of strength begin at noon!
 
Festivus should be a world wide holiday for all the hard working fella's the bust their ass everyday to keep their wives happy, mainly because it's not festivus unless there's a blonde stripper named tiffany on that nice freshly polished pole. however some of the dudes in here call that wednesday haha
 
I'm gonna celebrate my first one this year, actually. I'm not bullshettin' either. I'm gonna have:

1. the meal (likely mostacolli and meatballs)
2. the airing of grievances after the meal/dessert
3. feats of strength
4. a gathering around the pole to open presents, should there be any.

"STOP CRYING AND FIGHT YOW FATHAAAAW!"

"I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
 
I got a lot of problems with you people!
 
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