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F*ck that Lypozene commercial...

planetfuzz

planetfuzz

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Has anybody seen that Lypozene commercial? Commercials like this annoy the crap out of me!!

"Do you have excess bodyfat? Can you not loose it no matter what you do? Body fat accumulates because of stress,having children,poor diet,and lack of exercise."

No sh*t.

They say 78% of the weight lost was fat but the fine print says that it was an average of 3.86 pounds over 8 weeks. WTF

Stop drinking soda and you'll loose that.

I want to make an infomercial.

Are you fat? Do you have trouble fitting your enormous ass into movie theater seats? We have a solution for you.

Get your fat ass off the couch you are sitting on and move. Also,maybe half way pay attention to what you eat.

Why do people always want to take short cuts?
 
From a business perspective, it's a damn good idea. Think about how many people are looking for the easy way out. Weight loss is the number one new years resolution. They see a crap commercial like that and give their credit card number more than willingly. It's all about marketing and making the $$$, doesn't matter if the product is bullsh!t because they know they will get rich off it.
 
freqfly said:
From a business perspective, it's a damn good idea. Think about how many people are looking for the easy way out. Weight loss is the number one new years resolution. They see a crap commercial like that and give their credit card number more than willingly. It's all about marketing and making the $$$, doesn't matter if the product is bullsh!t because they know they will get rich off it.
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Well I mean of course people are going to buy it. I just don't know why somebody would think a pill would melt off body fat. Half of the stuff you see on TV is weight loss products or exercise machines.

Why don't people try eating less calories than they burn? That is free. Maybe I am being a little hard since weight gain has never been an issue for me.
 
i bought some.

wait...what?
 
I guess it is no different than some guys thinking if they take a ph they will gain weight. Thinking that they do not have to increase their food intake to gain weight. Then get mad that they did not gain any weight while on cycle.
 
Should look up their "double blind university study"... gaurentee the twisted it around to make it seem like it was their pill but prolly all the poeple were put on diets and forced to exercise along with the "magic pill" or something along those lines
 
I hate those penis enlargement commercials. Just another example of the media taking advantage of stupid and insecure people. I think the enviroment is perfect for a Fight Club 2.
 
no but ron jeremy supports those pills so the must work
 
planetfuzz said:
Has anybody seen that Lypozene commercial? Commercials like this annoy the crap out of me!!

"Do you have excess bodyfat? Can you not loose it no matter what you do? Body fat accumulates because of stress,having children,poor diet,and lack of exercise."

No sh*t.

They say 78% of the weight lost was fat but the fine print says that it was an average of 3.86 pounds over 8 weeks. WTF

Stop drinking soda and you'll loose that.

I want to make an infomercial.

Are you fat? Do you have trouble fitting your enormous ass into movie theater seats? We have a solution for you.

Get your fat ass off the couch you are sitting on and move. Also,maybe half way pay attention to what you eat.

Why do people always want to take short cuts?
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:bryce: :kidding:

Who wouldn't wanna take a shortcut? if it works with less effort, sign me up! unfortunately, most things worth achieving require effort and dedication.

Do not try to tell people it doesn't work, you're just a "hater" or "always so negative and suspicious about people and things" WTF....most people and ideas/things are stupid these days, must I love everything and everyone? if that's the case then I'd rather die and burn in hell. :saevilw:

:op: :yup:

I'm glad when I stabbed and macheted my couch and sledge hammered my TV that I only bought a replacement for the couch, TV is just 20 mins of BS in between people trying to sell you their BS.

:op: :op:
 
Omen said:
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I'm glad when I stabbed and macheted my couch and sledge hammered my TV that I only bought a replacement for the couch, TV is just 20 mins of BS in between people trying to sell you their BS.

:op: :op:
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That is awesome. You never cease to amaze me Omen. TV is crap but it's good quality crap. I'm damn addicted to those crap reality shows on VH1. It is just like watching a bad car accident. It's a disaster but you just can't look away.

Yeah shortcuts are fine...I think I just hate that dumb b*tch on the commercials. 3.86 pounds in 8 weeks? I mean couldn't you loose that much weight if you took a big crap?
 
abnranger said:
i guess it is no different than some guys thinking if they take a ph they will gain weight. Thinking that they do not have to increase their food intake to gain weight. Then get mad that they did not gain any weight while on cycle.
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exactly!
 
I love when they say, "Just take Lipozene. That's it!" and say that there doesn't have to be any change in your daily life aka you don't have to exercise. I want to get some for free so I can try it. What if the stuff is amazing?!!! :lol:
 
Irish Cannon said:
I love when they say, "Just take Lipozene. That's it!" and say that there doesn't have to be any change in your daily life aka you don't have to exercise. I want to get some for free so I can try it. What if the stuff is amazing?!!! :lol:
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They tell people what they WANT to hear!!!
 
Maybe it's just an 11-oxo clone? I mean it would pretty much have that effect wouldn't it? I don't really know anything about either tbh
 
Irish Cannon said:
I love when they say, "Just take Lipozene. That's it!" and say that there doesn't have to be any change in your daily life aka you don't have to exercise. I want to get some for free so I can try it. What if the stuff is amazing?!!! :lol:
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most likely you give you money to them or credit card.. get the sample.. loose water eight and say OMG this is amazing or you get it use it forget about it and next month you got another order coming in so you call and cancel and they say ok but we already charged you for next month so they get 3 months of payment from you before you realized it.. same way with those girls gone wild dvds and other stuff.. thinking about it if that commercial gets 50,000 people to call that is 3 months of ordering from them even if they all cancel

I used to work for a telemarketing company and that was our game plan.. disguise a free internet service for a month trial and then by the time you realize it we had already billed you for months and most people are too lazy o call and cancel and it extends
 
JudoJosh said:
most likely you give you money to them or credit card.. get the sample.. loose water eight and say OMG this is amazing or you get it use it forget about it and next month you got another order coming in so you call and cancel and they say ok but we already charged you for next month so they get 3 months of payment from you before you realized it.. same way with those girls gone wild dvds and other stuff.. thinking about it if that commercial gets 50,000 people to call that is 3 months of ordering from them even if they all cancel

I used to work for a telemarketing company and that was our game plan.. disguise a free internet service for a month trial and then by the time you realize it we had already billed you for months and most people are too lazy o call and cancel and it extends
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I would say the burst of energy makes them want to buy the product as well. Could also be placebo!
 
jon671 said:
I hate those penis enlargement commercials. Just another example of the media taking advantage of stupid and insecure people. I think the enviroment is perfect for a Fight Club 2.
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That would be C*CK FIGHT CLUB.
 
Irish Cannon said:
I love when they say, "Just take Lipozene. That's it!" and say that there doesn't have to be any change in your daily life aka you don't have to exercise. I want to get some for free so I can try it. What if the stuff is amazing?!!! :lol:
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Yeah! That is what pisses me off. That dumb whore saying,"You don't even have to change your daily lifestyle!" So you can continue dragging your fat ass to mcdonalds twice a day and eating ice cream as a bedtime snack. Don't even think about exercising...you're taking Lypozene!!
:party:
 
Esox Express said:
I think I should switch my major to advertising. With my knowledge of how stupid people are, I could be rich.

Anybody want in?
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Haha,this is true. I don't really think people are stupid by nature. Being stupid is just easier than being educated about something or hard work. "I know I need to eat healthy and workout but maybe this pill will do everything eating healthy and working out would do. Just maybe..."
 
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