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Douchebags at the gym...

Jim2542 said:
I look at it as a few reps of curls between sets. Maybe it helps keep me sane, or maybe I just care so little after work that nothing bothers me.
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i dont care about guys being dumb or looking dumb.. to each his own. But the moment his workout impede my own or another than its being a douch.. moving 405 two inches is fine.. leaving it there, douche
 
Definitely not a fan of inbred asshats putting the 35s over the 25s, or 35s in between 25s. Come to think of it at my gym, most infractions involve the 35. Should have never made that weight, anyways.
 
Is there a purpose to using 2x4s for benchpress by placing them on your chest so your ROM is only an inch or two? Seems odd to be. Is this to help out with locking out heavy weight? It looks strange.

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DJBeanPole said:
Is there a purpose to using 2x4s for benchpress by placing them on your chest so your ROM is only an inch or two? Seems odd to be. Is this to help out with locking out heavy weight? It looks strange.

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Yeah its for working specific aspects of the bench, used mostly by powerlifters
 
Saw a new guy at the gym yesterday doing some kind of weird dancing shoulder fly's one arm at a time. In between sets, he would drop and do 10 - 15 burpee's. I normally make sure that I'm not inconveniencing anyone, but other than that, don't pay much attention to others in the gym but this guy was flopping around so much that it was hard to ignore. The worst part was that he was wearing shorts and a t-shirt with his MMA green belt tied over his t-shirt. Every time someone walked near him, he would reposition and adjust his belt to make sure that they were fully aware of it. :lmao:
 
All the freeweights and dumbbells in my gym are disorganized. Categorize me as a douche if you will, but I can't be assed to put them back in order. I put them back where I found them, which tends to be the wrong place, unless the right place is immediately present and open. I'm not wasting my time in the gym reorganizing dumbbells, I'm sorry.
 
Yesterday this guy was basically skipping around in front of the squat rack. Later saw him doing a karate form haha. Then came the stretching. At one point he had his hands on his hips and was literally humping the air. Haha I about died laughing a couple times.
 
Some guy at my gym was saying (very loudly) how he can curl 200 and skullcrush 220, while curling a 20 lb dumbbell on a bench, with straps. I literally laughed out loud as I was doing low cable rows with my friend .
 
AlexErdellan said:
Some guy at my gym was saying (very loudly) how he can curl 200 and skullcrush 220, while curling a 20 lb dumbbell on a bench, with straps. I literally laughed out loud as I was doing low cable rows with my friend .
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maybe he meant to say 20 but just added a zero
 
yazan said:
20lb db 10 times sorry
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yazan said:
Lol he was right. Doing 20lb dumbells gets u 200lb. Y u hating bro? :D
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Deeerdre said:
maybe he meant to say 20 but just added a zero
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Torobestia said:
He made a ... speak-o?
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Make a random claim....


Fail at it....


??????

Success

vsniper said:
The group of guys that Stand in front of equipment and talk for 30mins, they don't lift just talk and try to flex
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people who ask me how long am I gonna be at the treadmill / stair master/ elliptical , kin feck off, I will leave when am done
 
People who talk near me when I workout , or women / lezzers who belong on "TheView" who start talking loudly. Sometimes I feel I should carry my shotgun to the gym....


Note to self : Stop dosing DAA
 
brb wearing a cut off tee and badana and screaming...
 
soopamyko said:
brb wearing a cut off tee and badana and screaming...
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This, Everyone who wears a Bandana at Gym = Those Douches at the Airport who twatter around flaunting their Platinum/Diamond status on their luggage and expect to get a jo-blow because they are elite.

Not to mention them judging those who dont like to show off their elite status.

#Cretins

These people should be made to fly on the wing without a seatbelt.
 
smohk said:
How do I go about this again? Just flaunt some 1337 status?

Where can I buy Elite status??? Cause that sounds like FUN!!!
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Just tag your baggage with the Silver/Diamond/Platinum/Copper/Nickel label.

#DeathByCatapult
 
Where do I begin??!!!

The current most annoying are the guys who just started working out and try way to hard to dress the part.... camo bandana on their head, new lifting gloves, chewing gum with their mouths open, beast-curling some 25 lb DBs like a boss.
 
Vitruvian said:
chewing gum with their mouths open
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This is one of the top douchebag moves. There was a guy at my gym that always looked like the puppet for a ventriloquist. I once saw him sitting on one of the benches and his gum fell out of his mouth onto the bench. He looked quickly to see if anyone saw it and then popped it back into his mouth. The same guy feels the need to turn sideways when someone is passing him and hold his hand against his chest while puffing it out. I guess he's protecting us all from his massive skinny guy chest...
 
Guy at the squat rack doing BB shrugs with 600+lbs w ****ty form. Wearing pink polo shirt w popped collar. His gf taking pics of him. Followed by preacher curls w pics. He left with all the weights left on the barbell. I went and told him he's not welcome back.
 
hokiebird said:
This is one of the top douchebag moves. There was a guy at my gym that always looked like the puppet for a ventriloquist. I once saw him sitting on one of the benches and his gum fell out of his mouth onto the bench. He looked quickly to see if anyone saw it and then popped it back into his mouth. The same guy feels the need to turn sideways when someone is passing him and hold his hand against his chest while puffing it out. I guess he's protecting us all from his massive skinny guy chest...
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hey hey hey... I chew gum when I work out... cutting for a contest, it helps with the hunger...
 
Invycktus said:
people who ask me how long am I gonna be at the treadmill / stair master/ elliptical , kin feck off, I will leave when am done
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seriously?! if you told me that I might push you off..... and then say,"oh your done?"
 
madds87 said:
seriously?! if you told me that I might push you off..... and then say,"oh your done?"
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Let me make it worse.

This Captain Caveman walks right up to me, smelling like a rotten dead dog, and asks "Are you still using the treadmill"

I replied : "No, I am just trying to run away from your breath"

Awkward Silence.
 
What is the deal with dropping the DB's? Once in a while...I get it. It happens and if your legitimately pushing some heavier weight..ok. But some of the D-Bags at the gym drop their weight every freakin' time. Like 25's and 35's. Dude seriously of you have to drop those DB's, get on a machine.
Sorry. But that drives me nuts because i can hear it even wearing earbuds.
Rant over.
 
JayStang said:
What is the deal with dropping the DB's? Once in a while...I get it. It happens and if your legitimately pushing some heavier weight..ok. But some of the D-Bags at the gym drop their weight every freakin' time. Like 25's and 35's. Dude seriously of you have to drop those DB's, get on a machine.
Sorry. But that drives me nuts because i can hear it even wearing earbuds.
Rant over.
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Dont forget the child-birth like grunt they give out after dropping 25lb DB's

DeathByCatapult!
 
Sean1332 said:
Guy at the squat rack doing BB shrugs with 600+lbs w ****ty form. Wearing pink polo shirt w popped collar. His gf taking pics of him. Followed by preacher curls w pics. He left with all the weights left on the barbell. I went and told him he's not welcome back.
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Obvious influence of FaceCrack in there!
 
This thread scares me, making me think that everyone at my gym is looking down at me. I'm sure I piss some people off, but I'm smaller than everyone...only cause I don't notice the little guys XD
 
Gym douche update: The guy who drops his DBs carelessly enough that he almost hits people. Really?! If you're strong enough to half ass press the darn thing, at least drop it from the bottom of the press if you have to drop it at all.
 
Holy shiz man this guy was clapping and yelling like he was special ed an failed to bench 335 for even half a rep his stupid spotter had to lift it... Stupid rec center monkeys!!
 
JayStang said:
What is the deal with dropping the DB's? Once in a while...I get it. It happens and if your legitimately pushing some heavier weight..ok. But some of the D-Bags at the gym drop their weight every freakin' time. Like 25's and 35's. Dude seriously of you have to drop those DB's, get on a machine.
Sorry. But that drives me nuts because i can hear it even wearing earbuds.
Rant over.
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Invycktus said:
Dont forget the child-birth like grunt they give out after dropping 25lb DB's

DeathByCatapult!
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Vitruvian said:
Gym douche update: The guy who drops his DBs carelessly enough that he almost hits people. Really?! If you're strong enough to half ass press the darn thing, at least drop it from the bottom of the press if you have to drop it at all.
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THROW DEM BITCHES lol watch what happens around 15 seconds in... bombs away!!!



:D
 
Hahaha tosses those mothers far as ****
 
Lol there is a guy at my gym that walks around wearing golf apparel, does whatever, and hits on all the guys wives! What do you think of that?!
 
niZmo said:
Does wearing a compression shirt make you a douche?
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compression shirt,no... compression shorts,yes
 
I wear the UnderArmour mesh briefs for squatting only... UNDERNEATH my shorts ;)
 
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