Athletic Xtreme October Meme Contest!!!

[lukehayd]

Oh no! I just sharted myself!
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[FL3X MAGNUM]

"I just started my period!"

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Serious burger right there... Anything that size is a definite gut buster! How do I know? Well...

Yeah.... I didn't finish it....not even close. 2lb burger at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA.

DANG!!! That's a huge beard! And burger too lol. There's a place somewhere near where I live that has a huge burger challenge. This picture has tempted me to attempt it this weekend.

 

[T-AD]

DANG!!! That's a huge beard! And burger too lol. There's a place somewhere near where I live that has a huge burger challenge. This picture has tempted me to attempt it this weekend.

lol After 14 years, only cutting it down once 7 yrs ago for my wedding, I chopped it off about a month ago. Now I'm sportin' a full ManBeard.


More Pam, please!

 

[AZMIDLYF]

The "Tripod" nickname makes sense now Tommy!!

 

[Mrodz]

Oh no! I just sharted myself!
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lol HEY LUKE!!!! you've been SuperSized buddy!!! PM your info

 

[Young Gotti]

Pam Anderson pic:

"Overacting is always overlooked by over sized breasts"

"Damn Young Gotti, you think that's going to fit?"

 

[T-AD]

Fun Pam Fact:

Pam Anderson is a noted eisoptrophobe.

 

[BB12]

These are always great for a laugh and AX Products

 

[MidwestBeast]

I'm disappointed in you, Tim! I thought for sure you could take that whole thing down, haha. I actually just made a 1 pound burger the other week because I'd planned on having 2 half-pounders, but forgot my new loaf of bread at work and it was late, so I didn't feel like going back or to the grocery. So what do I do, being the resourceful man that I am? Make one ginormous burger that I can put onto the only 2 pieces of bread I have lol.

Now the amount of bread I took in was waaaay less than that bun, but I actually could have keep eating after that thing lol.

 

[T-AD]

I'm disappointed in you, Tim! I thought for sure you could take that whole thing down, haha. I actually just made a 1 pound burger the other week because I'd planned on having 2 half-pounders, but forgot my new loaf of bread at work and it was late, so I didn't feel like going back or to the grocery. So what do I do, being the resourceful man that I am? Make one ginormous burger that I can put onto the only 2 pieces of bread I have lol.

Now the amount of bread I took in was waaaay less than that bun, but I actually could have keep eating after that thing lol.

It was a LOT, man. I ate their 1lb burger this year WITH a side of sweet potato fries and an appetizer. But that badboy up there was different. Meat was baked, not grilled. Half head of lettuce, whole onion, many tomatoes, and the bun itself.... I could have hollowed out the top part and worn it home as a new helmet, and I have a BIG head!!

 

[AutoKal47]

 

[T-AD]

Bored again... lol

 

[cousineerie]

Thanks for the fun promo and the great prizes, T-AD! I will continue to watch this thread to see some more funny pics from everyone.

PM sent and congrats to the other winners, also!

 

[Eizbear]

MORE BOOBS PEOPLE! I want more!



Ps. I was hoping someone would make Charlie Sheen pop up between the boobs!

 

[schizm]

wHaT?!?! You want to put 'what', 'where'?!?!?

 

[Eizbear]

Bored again... lol

Rofl! How can you be bored with such big tits on the screen ? And where the **** is thebigt when we got some ladiez on da screen!?!?
Thought he would be scizzling all over the screen!

 

[808rebel]

Damnit i cant figure out how to make a meme...daminit

(actual quote)
"I'm much more than a pair of breasts. I represent success, hard work and fun!"
.....riiiiight

Another:

I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!

(Actual Quote)

 

[Eizbear]

Sweet! I loved how you just made 2 tits become 4 in a post

 

[Mrodz]

Bored again... lol

Fun Pam Fact:

Pam Anderson is a noted eisoptrophobe.

Ok I give in......wtf is an eisopphotobe

 

[Eizbear]

Ok I give in......wtf is an eisopphotobe

Someone who has a pair of great tits ? No ? You sure?

 

[lukehayd]

"Holy crap Tim, that black man-kini is NOT turning me on!!"
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[808rebel]

Sweet! I loved how you just made 2 tits become 4 in a post

Lol. Moarr boobs the better...reminds me of the "cheesing" episode of south park..they just had a rerun of it the other night..lmao

 

[MidwestBeast]

It was a LOT, man. I ate their 1lb burger this year WITH a side of sweet potato fries and an appetizer. But that badboy up there was different. Meat was baked, not grilled. Half head of lettuce, whole onion, many tomatoes, and the bun itself.... I could have hollowed out the top part and worn it home as a new helmet, and I have a BIG head!!

I can imagine the additives would make it hard to finish (stupid vegebibbles!). I loathe tomatoes, so if they force you to eat those, I couldn't do it lol. Eventually, I'd like to do one of those eating challenges.

 

[Frank Reynolds]

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Pam...why did the chicken cross the road?

.........

To get to the other side...

.........

Do you get it Pam? See, it was a trick question. The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to get to the other side of the road. So the joke is, it wasn't really a joke...and that's what makes it funny Pam...

.........

 

[BB12]

GREAT WORK FRANK!

Looks like she has Mr. Hanky doing the dip and drip

 

[BB12]

Just think, for the first time you won't have to lie to your spouse, partner, ...etc!!

THESE WERE ACTUALLY FREE AND YOU WON THEM!!

 

[prld2gr8ns]

Ok I give in......wtf is an eisopphotobe

Eisoptrophobia: An abnormal and persistent fear of mirrors. Sufferers experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. Because their fear often is grounded in superstitions, they may worry that breaking a mirror will bring bad luck or that looking into a mirror will put them in contact with a supernatural world inside the glass.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Just think, for the first time you won't have to lie to your spouse, partner, ...etc!!

THESE WERE ACTUALLY FREE AND YOU WON THEM!!

We still talking about Pam's boobs?

 

[BB12]

Haha

Two things that make your mouth water....

Pam's Boobs & Ultra Reps

 

[Eizbear]

Just awesome Frank! You really know how to spice it up!!!

Good Work!

 

[Eizbear]

Eisoptrophobia: An abnormal and persistent fear of mirrors. Sufferers experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. Because their fear often is grounded in superstitions, they may worry that breaking a mirror will bring bad luck or that looking into a mirror will put them in contact with a supernatural world inside the glass.

Wow. thanks for the info.. Had no clue about that..

 

[Eizbear]

I wonder what todays prize will be! Interesting!!

Top Dog Tim will probably soon announce it! Hang tight!

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I wonder what todays prize will be! Interesting!!

Top Dog Tim will probably soon announce it! Hang tight!

I hope it's a lamp.

 

[stxnas]

Brick...errr, I mean Flex. Are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you hope they're the next prize?

 

[MidwestBeast]

Brick...errr, I mean Flex. Are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you hope they're the next prize?

:rofl:

 

[Mrodz]

I hope it's a lamp.

Totally ruined the suspense.....

 

[T-AD]

Totally ruined the suspense.....

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Damn... Well, guess we won't be giving anything away today...unless Maite has different plans or something....

 

[stxnas]

Fra-gee-lay...it must be Italian!

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Isn't that the lamp from "A Christmas Story"?

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Lmao. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!

 

[Mrodz]

Ok BRB I'll get the Winners to you guys shortly and we can head on to Todays Thar be A Change on the winds.......

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Isn't that the lamp from "A Christmas Story"?

Hell yeah!

 

[MidwestBeast]

Isn't that the lamp from "A Christmas Story"?

Lamp? I don't know what you're talking about. That's a trophy! An award!






...and also, electric sex.

 

[BB12]

7 days down and 24 more to go of the massive giveaway!

 

[T-AD]

Lamp? I don't know what you're talking about. That's a trophy! An award!

It's... It's a major award!!!!


I totally need one of these. New place we're moving to has big windows up front and this would look AWESOME in my dining room window.

 

[Bolanrox]

it must be italian!

 

[Mrodz]

Day 4 Winners of AX Halloween Meme Contest!!



Today Is Fridaaayy!!! Gonna change things up a bit here today from the rest of the week, Thank you very much to everyne who participated and much congratulations to yesterdays winners Remember to PM me all your info: Name, addy, phone and email, to receive your prize.

And the Winners are!!!
FL3X MAGNUM-your name + a chicken joke, instant win lol
AutoKal47- BOOBS!!
Frank Reynold-Vroom! BucketMan! Vroooom!!!

Congratulations Guys!!
You’ve each won a tub of
Ultra Reps!! Get Ultra Reps, Be Ultra Strong. Guaranteed.
Ultra Reps | AX

On To Todays Contest!!!
Today we’ll be giving out
Druuuuum Rooolll PUleeeeeeaaaase!!!!!
The much awaited, The much desiiiired!!!!!!

SlimFX!
The 12-Hour Energy & Appetite Eliminator Has Arrived!!




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Rule Review:
1. US Residents only.
2. Must be over 18 to win.
3. Only one winner during any part of the contest. (Gotta share the love, but feel free to have fun anyway!)
4. Entries must follow board rules. (No newds, sick n twisted stuff, and watch the language, please.)
5. Entries must show pic of the day in the post. Please check back each day for the new pic. Once one day is over, entries using the prior day's pic will not be counted. No limit on number of entries!

Pic Of the day!!!
Mankini Magnet Boyzzzz!!
Because 1 mankini just isn't enough

o my

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[BB12]

Lmao