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Applied Nutriceuticals: Vacation Again?

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"Alright, I know what you're probably thinking - 'Why am I in lingerie in a field with my d!ck in a tailpipe'. Just for the record, I am actually an emissions inspector."

:toofunny:
 
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"What did you expect? I'm fat, ugly, and lonely...and now I'm also stuck."

"I don't care what you think...I'm the man in this relationship."

"I changed my mind...don't turn the ignition on."
 
wait i thought we could only post 1 caption?? ..you dam caption whores..lol
 
can we get a ruling............EEEEAAAASSSSYYYY
 
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Is this wrong? Nobody told me this was wrong. Had I known it was wrong to sodomize a Land Rover in my Mother's lingerie, I would have never done this. You're not going to post this on the internet are you?
 
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Gay??? Gay??? I'm not Gay!!! If I were Gay, would I be wearing women's lingerie and inserting my penis into the tailpipe of a truck? By the way, where's my wig?
 
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"Damnit Crader, I Should have listened to you and used some of that Slick Pleasures lube!"
 
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Farm = $200,862
Truck = $4,357
Lingerie from Victoria's Secret = $45
Getting a hummer from a ....hummer = priceless


(i know its not a hummer!)
 
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I know I haven't had sex for quite a while either, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind when you told me "she's a little rusty too".
 
And the winner is ...

Hank Vangut with this fine entry :D

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"yeah.....you're right. i can't reach the muffler."


Hank, pm me your mailing info and which AN product you'ld like a bottle of.

Now the rest of you, right now its me and tripdog in the lead for the "___ sent me" contest, but thats cause we're the only people who have had anyone come in :D so give it a shot today, i'll be announcing the next contest soon.
 
And the winner is ...

Hank Vangut with this fine entry :D




Hank, pm me your mailing info and which AN product you'ld like a bottle of.

Now the rest of you, right now its me and tripdog in the lead for the "___ sent me" contest, but thats cause we're the only people who have had anyone come in :D so give it a shot today, i'll be announcing the next contest soon.

:woohoo:
 
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever :D This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday
 
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever :D This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday

The reason I should get Drive is two-fold: I know your address and I’m 3 hours away.
 
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever :D This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday

I won't wear lingerie and stick my penis in the bottle.
If I change my mind, I'll take a picture.
 
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever :D This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday


My wife says I need ALL the help I can get.:whiner:
 
Who can get the: Leanest, strongest, biggest in 8 weeks using only AN products, along with pictures and if possible for the strongest one videos of your lifts. Strength would be measured on the big lifts such as squats, deadlift, bench press, clean and press etc. Just to clarify i meant it as 3 different cateogory's, so one group would try to get the leanest (most bf lost), the strongest (most lbs gained on your lifts) or biggest (most muscle mass gained). For the biggest and leanest bf% must be measured along with pictures.
 
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever :D This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday




Because it was my constant whining that brought it into existence.

Worship at the Altar of BiO!

I'm stocked up..no worries. Dispense the magic blue pills to the masses so that they may get a taste of greatness!
 
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