Applied Nutriceuticals: Vacation Again?

[xjsynx]

"Wish you were here Easy"

 

[xjsynx]

"The things you make me do for DRIVE, Easy..."

 

[xjsynx]

"Are you sure you don't want me just to wash your car, Easy?"

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Settle down.......we'll grab some lunch as soon as I'm finished."

 

[Hank Vangut]

"yeah.....you're right. i can't reach the muffler."

 

[EasyEJL]

"Can we just do portraits for next years Christmas cards?"

 

[TripDog]

"Alright, I know what you're probably thinking - 'Why am I in lingerie in a field with my d!ck in a tailpipe'. Just for the record, I am actually an emissions inspector."

:toofunny:

 

[EasyEJL]

"well xjsynx says this will help with my squats, but I'm not so sure any more"

 

[BigAsian]

"What did you expect? I'm fat, ugly, and lonely...and now I'm also stuck."

"I don't care what you think...I'm the man in this relationship."

"I changed my mind...don't turn the ignition on."

 

[EasyEJL]

"I thought you said the ant bites on my knees would be the worst part"

 

[NateWA]

"Dayum RA, shes tighter than your sister!"

 

[TripDog]

wait i thought we could only post 1 caption?? ..you dam caption whores..lol

 

[NateWA]

I dont know I was just editing my original but then I saw how Hank posted about 15 so...

 

[TripDog]

can we get a ruling............EEEEAAAASSSSYYYY

 

[EasyEJL]

Ah post as many as you want, its funnier that way really

 

[NateWA]

Oh lord, I think the floodgates have just been unleashed

 

[NateWA]

"get it above 3000 rpm and its the best blow you've ever had"

 

[thewilman]

OK...now get a shot of me checking the oil in my blue teddy!

 

[EasyEJL]

"Oh dangit, I left the 6 inch stilletos on the counter"

 

[thewilman]

Is this wrong? Nobody told me this was wrong. Had I known it was wrong to sodomize a Land Rover in my Mother's lingerie, I would have never done this. You're not going to post this on the internet are you?

 

[thewilman]

Gay??? Gay??? I'm not Gay!!! If I were Gay, would I be wearing women's lingerie and inserting my penis into the tailpipe of a truck? By the way, where's my wig?

 

[pmiller383]

DO NOT STAND BEHIND THIS CAR WHEN IN STARTS UP

 

[EasyEJL]

Gay??? Gay??? I'm not Gay!!! If I were Gay, would I be wearing women's lingerie and inserting my penis into the tailpipe of a truck? By the way, where's my wig?

or...

Its only gay if the tailpipe is going into you

 

[thewilman]

or...

Its only gay if the tailpipe is going into you

Ahhh...so the Land Rover is gay? :blink:

 

[thewilman]

Are you sure this is how Ron Jeremy got started?

 

[Hank Vangut]

"So this picture really going to be used for an Applied Nutriceuticals contest?"

 

[Hank Vangut]

"I should have never made that bet"

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Promise you won't post this on the internet"

 

[NateWA]

"Damnit Crader, I Should have listened to you and used some of that Slick Pleasures lube!"

 

[NateWA]

"Unggghaaaaaah... zzzzzzz"

 

[bLacKjAck.]

thread full of fags...great

 

[Hank Vangut]

thread full of fags...great

why so grumpy? is AN cutting into your profit margins?

 

[nosnmiveins]

Farm = $200,862
Truck = $4,357
Lingerie from Victoria's Secret = $45
Getting a hummer from a ....hummer = priceless


(i know its not a hummer!)

 

[TheNinja]

I know I haven't had sex for quite a while either, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind when you told me "she's a little rusty too".

 

[EasyEJL]

thread full of fags...great

No its a landrover tailpipe filled with 1 fag

 

[xjsynx]

why so grumpy? is AN cutting into your profit margins?

You would be grumpy too if someone posted a picture of your dad caught with his pee-pee in your GF's tail-pipe!

 

[NateWA]

So Easy, WHO WON? and you better not give it to yourself haha

 

[EasyEJL]

And the winner is ...

Hank Vangut with this fine entry

"yeah.....you're right. i can't reach the muffler."

Hank, pm me your mailing info and which AN product you'ld like a bottle of.

Now the rest of you, right now its me and tripdog in the lead for the "___ sent me" contest, but thats cause we're the only people who have had anyone come in so give it a shot today, i'll be announcing the next contest soon.

 

[bitterplacebo]

boohiss
I mean, congrats
I thought his, "does my hair look ok" was better

 

[Hank Vangut]

And the winner is ...

Hank Vangut with this fine entry




Hank, pm me your mailing info and which AN product you'ld like a bottle of.

Now the rest of you, right now its me and tripdog in the lead for the "___ sent me" contest, but thats cause we're the only people who have had anyone come in so give it a shot today, i'll be announcing the next contest soon.

:woohoo:

 

[bludevil]

congrats Hank, had me rolling on a couple of them.

 

[EasyEJL]

New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday

 

[thewilman]

New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday

The reason I should get Drive is two-fold: I know your address and I’m 3 hours away.

 

[bitterplacebo]

New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday

I won't wear lingerie and stick my penis in the bottle.
If I change my mind, I'll take a picture.

 

[bludevil]

New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday

My wife says I need ALL the help I can get.:whiner:

 

[Leggo my Ego]

I need Drive because I want to be bigger, leaner, stronger and better than ever before.

 

[thewilman]

:woohoo:

Congrats Hank!

 

[Hank Vangut]

congrats Hank, had me rolling on a couple of them.

thanks.

Congrats Hank!

thanks.


glad i could offer some humor to that fcuked up photo. lol.

 

[CHAPS]

Who can get the: Leanest, strongest, biggest in 8 weeks using only AN products, along with pictures and if possible for the strongest one videos of your lifts. Strength would be measured on the big lifts such as squats, deadlift, bench press, clean and press etc. Just to clarify i meant it as 3 different cateogory's, so one group would try to get the leanest (most bf lost), the strongest (most lbs gained on your lifts) or biggest (most muscle mass gained). For the biggest and leanest bf% must be measured along with pictures.

 

[bioman]

New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday

Because it was my constant whining that brought it into existence.

Worship at the Altar of BiO!

I'm stocked up..no worries. Dispense the magic blue pills to the masses so that they may get a taste of greatness!