Applied Nutriceuticals: Vacation Again?

[Dr Packenwood]

How about a prize for the person whose chocolate lab got the ****s not once, but twice in the same day? It was as if she melted onto the kitchen floor.:blink:

 

[NateWA]

LOL, thats what you get for given her superpump 250

 

[EasyEJL]

if somebody lied about their most embarrassing moment, but it was hilarious, I probably wouldn't mind if they were awarded

:thumbsup:

 

[EasyEJL]

Ok, i'll be using post #9 in this thread (my first one in it, on the front page) as the overall tracking for the contests, so you can always look there to see what is current. for right now, we have 2


Ok, two of the contests are decided. I will use this post as the overall tracking for the contest, so the current contest will always be here on the front page, but everyone try to be helpful and repost the current contest if anyone asks. So there they are

#1 ______ sent me here - Simple contest, convince other AM members to come visit this thread and make a post with "yourname sent me here". Each person can only make one post like that, so convince a lot of people to come You just have to be honest with them when you ask them to do that. This contest will run thru saturday, so mention this thread in your postings on other threads. Don't spam other threads, contribute to them, but also mention this or put it in your sig

#2 Caption this photo

I had to edit the freakin thing, the original would probably get me kicked off AM
This will be a shorter running contest, all the entries up till tuesday night at midnight easter will be accepted, winner and another contest announced Wed during the day. Each person gets one entry, but feel free to edit that post until you have your best there. And in the post with the caption, please make sure the picture is in it too. And no, this isn't nycste, this guy isn't hairy enough.

 

[EasyEJL]

My own entry

"Maybe I should use something besides clomid for PCT next time."

 

[bitterplacebo]

"Hey, watching a man in lingerie get carbon monoxide blown up his urethra is nothing compared to the disgust of witnessing two girls using a cup to eat each other's feces like ice cream."

 

[Cellardude]

"Hey, watching a man in lingerie get carbon monoxide blown up his urethra is nothing compared to the disgust of witnessing two girls using a cup to eat each other's feces like ice cream."

rofl wtf! xD

 

[pmiller383]

Libido is elevated.

 

[Cellardude]

"Unlike Nycste the cars can't say no!"

 

[bitterplacebo]

#1 ______ sent me here - Simple contest, convince other AM members to come visit this thread and make a post with "yourname sent me here". Each person can only make one post like that, so convince a lot of people to come You just have to be honest with them when you ask them to do that. This contest will run thru saturday, so mention this thread in your postings on other threads. Don't spam other threads, contribute to them, but also mention this or put it in your sig

EasyEJL sent me here

for the record, this contest displeases me

 

[nosnmiveins]

"I think Rosey needed a test BLOCKER...not a test BOOSTER"

 

[xjsynx]

How about: How many eggs Easy has eaten in the past 2 weeks...

 

[xjsynx]

EasyEJL sent me here

for the record, this contest displeases me

 

[xjsynx]

"OK. I shoved it up my tail pipe. Now what?"

 

[crader]

Lol Trip sent me here!

 

[john123131]

. I'm just afraid san quinn will take that one away hands down

no doubt eh, haha....plus im not posting my girls half naked body on here for all you pervs..lol

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Does my hair look ok?"

 

[TheNinja]

Cool, a contest.

Do we get 1 shot at the caption or can we post multiple captions? If it's only 1, I have to think before I post.

 

[thewilman]

Do I really need to do this to get into the Banana Cult? :blink: Can't I just go to the Gwen Stefani concert?

:run:

 

[bitterplacebo]

"Does my hair look ok?"

that is a definite laugh out loud

 

[nosnmiveins]

"Does this tailpipe make me look fat?"

 

[EasyEJL]

Cool, a contest.

Do we get 1 shot at the caption or can we post multiple captions? If it's only 1, I have to think before I post.

Just 1, but you can edit it till tuesday midnight

 

[BigAsian]

I was told to try everything at least once...this doesn't count?

 

[Leggo my Ego]

"Umm. Doc, I have a growth on the end of my weiner. I don't know how it got there and I'm worried. Give it to me straight Doc, is sexually transmittable?"

 

[bludevil]

I guess I should have listened to the guys at AN. They told me not to stack a bottle of RPM and Drive together.

 

[xjsynx]

Do I really need to do this to get into the Banana Cult? :blink: Can't I just go to the Gwen Stefani concert?

:run:

Easy's initiation photo :jaw:

 

[TripDog]

#2 Caption this photo

.

A hole is a hole, as long as there is a little heat in there I don't give a fukc.

 

[Dr Packenwood]

I told you what would happen if you pinned too much IGF-1 into your weiner.

EasyEJL sent me here.
For the record this contest displeases me.

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Hey, watch me lift this truck with my d!ck"

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just doing my part to stop global warming"

 

[NateWA]

TripDog sent me

 

[NateWA]

"Alright nycste, easy on the ass.. I mean gas"

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Alright, I know what you're probably thinking - 'Why am I in lingerie in a field with my d!ck in a tailpipe'. Just for the record, I am actually an emissions inspector."

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Don't laugh....Your truck is next!"

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Uhhh...yep. Your tail light is burned out"

 

[Hank Vangut]

"Tripdog sent me"

 

[manifesto]

#2 Caption this photo

"I am still Exhauuuusted from last night....Can't you tell?!?!?!"

 

[manifesto]

"This is more Exhausting than it looks....Trust me..."

 

[In Hulk]

"Sh*t, you should see what I do with a toaster"

 

[In Hulk]

Oh, and for anyone interested in just how extremely bizarre and twisted people are, here's a car sex FAQ.... Yes, for tips on how to f*ck your car.... Wow.

http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

 

[Hank Vangut]

"I guarantee this guy won't park in my field again!"

 

[Leggo my Ego]

Damn, Hank You're a witty summomabich

 

[Hank Vangut]

Damn, Hank You're a witty summomabich

lol. sorry i took over the thread. just having too much fun w/this.
i'll take a break and let others post.

 

[Leggo my Ego]

lol. sorry i took over the thread. just having too much fun w/this.
i'll take a break and let others post.

I int hatin! By all means, post away :clap2:

 

[Hank Vangut]

I int hatin! By all means, post away :clap2:

ok, last one......

"Why are you taking my picture? Haven't you ever seen a guy fcuk a truck?"

 

[whatastud08]

Pumps- $50
Fish Net Hose- $10
Skimpy Red Lingerie- $100












Hiding a Vacuum Hose in the exhaust pipe...

Priceless.

 

[manifesto]

"Yea thats right...I put the Flow in Master Biotch!!!!!!!!"

 

[manifesto]

"Quick take the picture, I'm about to bust a lug nut!!!"

 

[NateWA]

ok, last one......

"Why are you taking my picture? Haven't you ever seen a guy fcuk a truck?"

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

 

[manifesto]

"This tailpipe feels kind of dirty...I hope I don't get an SUV...I mean..."