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Danb's Mountain Dog and everything else log

iparatroop said:
Nah man, we're swimming in the same waters. Progress is hard to compare when starting from different baselines. Sometimes I look at some of these other cats and doubt I'll reach their level (snags, monte, bean5er, breezy, etc...) but it gives me something to shoot for.
You and I are on the same journey, and I'm pulling for you buddy.
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wasme said:
Couldn't agree with you more. I look at those guys, and wonder if it is even possible.. but just makes me work harder - doesn't hurt to try!
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Haha we might be able to catch snags when he's like 65 or something ;)
 
snagencyV2.0 said:
sly one of my lifetime heroes, dude is amazing
franco columbu taught him well :D
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People make fun of him because of the way he speaks. Most don't realize that forceps used to extract him from the womb are what caused half of his face to be messed up. Something the dude couldn't even prevent. He's in his sixties and still a monster. I can only hope to look like that dude from the neck down at that age.
 
iparatroop said:
People make fun of him because of the way he speaks. Most don't realize that forceps used to extract him from the womb are what caused half of his face to be messed up. Something the dude couldn't even prevent. He's in his sixties and still a monster. I can only hope to look like that dude from the neck down at that age.
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...Did not know this..
 
iparatroop said:
People make fun of him because of the way he speaks. Most don't realize that forceps used to extract him from the womb are what caused half of his face to be messed up. Something the dude couldn't even prevent. He's in his sixties and still a monster. I can only hope to look like that dude from the neck down at that age.
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hahaaa from the neck down :p
yeah exactly tho, damn newbie doctor messing him up like that
interesting family - brother a musician, mother was a psychic.. :rolleyes:
biggest thing that impresses me (beside his consistency in maintaining physique) was the stand he took on the rocky movie
he wrote that y'know..presented it to the studio, they loved the script but didn't like him for the lead
dude was broke - doing pornos and B movies, and the payout for the rights to that movie would have been nice enough..
he believed in it enough to insist he be the lead, or he wouldn't give it up..aaand the rest is history

now THAT is some cojones - mucho grande respect
 
iparatroop said:
People make fun of him because of the way he speaks. Most don't realize that forceps used to extract him from the womb are what caused half of his face to be messed up. Something the dude couldn't even prevent. He's in his sixties and still a monster. I can only hope to look like that dude from the neck down at that age.
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Yup. He was given mild cerebral palsy at birth. I'd say he's a strong dude for overcoming that and becoming as successful as he has
 
snagencyV2.0 said:
hahaaa from the neck down :p
yeah exactly tho, damn newbie doctor messing him up like that
interesting family - brother a musician, mother was a psychic.. :rolleyes:
biggest thing that impresses me (beside his consistency in maintaining physique) was the stand he took on the rocky movie
he wrote that y'know..presented it to the studio, they loved the script but didn't like him for the lead
dude was broke - doing pornos and B movies, and the payout for the rights to that movie would have been nice enough..
he believed in it enough to insist he be the lead, or he wouldn't give it up..aaand the rest is history

now THAT is some cojones - mucho grande respect
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Very cool I did not know that part of the story!
 
I was also unaware of that part. Pretty cool
 
snagencyV2.0 said:
hahaaa from the neck down :p
yeah exactly tho, damn newbie doctor messing him up like that
interesting family - brother a musician, mother was a psychic.. :rolleyes:
biggest thing that impresses me (beside his consistency in maintaining physique) was the stand he took on the rocky movie
he wrote that y'know..presented it to the studio, they loved the script but didn't like him for the lead
dude was broke - doing pornos and B movies, and the payout for the rights to that movie would have been nice enough..
he believed in it enough to insist he be the lead, or he wouldn't give it up..aaand the rest is history

now THAT is some cojones - mucho grande respect
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Actually where the"Italian Stallion" moniker came from.
 
Well diet is fuked today. Got an emergency call into work this morning and didn't have my meals made since I usually make them before work. Luckily I have sweet potatoes a rice cake 4 oz of fish 2 protein shakes, oat and honey granola package and 2 scoops alphamine in my tool box at work. I had a burger for lunch though :( So I'm thinking if I can make it through until dinner time tonight I can grab a salad some where or subway and try to hold me over until I get home. I hate days like today!
 
With subway and my burger today looks like this

2400 cals
78f
200c
240p
 
Danb2285 said:
Well diet is fuked today. Got an emergency call into work this morning and didn't have my meals made since I usually make them before work. Luckily I have sweet potatoes a rice cake 4 oz of fish 2 protein shakes, oat and honey granola package and 2 scoops alphamine in my tool box at work. I had a burger for lunch though :( So I'm thinking if I can make it through until dinner time tonight I can grab a salad some where or subway and try to hold me over until I get home. I hate days like today!
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Pretty sure the world is gonna end.
 
On a side note...first day of physical therapywas today. Was pretty nice actually. Dr. Thinks he can set me straight but "it's gonna take some time" he says since I've had it for so long it's considered chronic now. He also said my back moves like I have a steel rod in it lol the middle section just doesn't move and I favor one side leaning forward and backwards. So 2x a week for the next few months (I'm assuming the few months part) I get to lay on a massage table and have my back rubbed on by some smoking hot nurse. Nothin wrong with that :)
 
Danb2285 said:
On a side note...first day of physical therapywas today. Was pretty nice actually. Dr. Thinks he can set me straight but "it's gonna take some time" he says since I've had it for so long it's considered chronic now. He also said my back moves like I have a steel rod in it lol the middle section just doesn't move and I favor one side leaning forward and backwards. So 2x a week for the next few months (I'm assuming the few months part) I get to lay on a massage table and have my back rubbed on by some smoking hot nurse. Nothin wrong with that :)
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Poor poor guy. My heart breaks.
 
Danb2285 said:
Well diet is fuked today. Got an emergency call into work this morning and didn't have my meals made since I usually make them before work. Luckily I have sweet potatoes a rice cake 4 oz of fish 2 protein shakes, oat and honey granola package and 2 scoops alphamine in my tool box at work. I had a burger for lunch though :( So I'm thinking if I can make it through until dinner time tonight I can grab a salad some where or subway and try to hold me over until I get home. I hate days like today!
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Danb2285 said:
Luckily I have sweet potatoes a rice cake 4 oz of fish 2 protein shakes, oat and honey granola package and 2 scoops alphamine in my tool box at work.
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...you and your toolbox of food! Never heard of fish in a toolbox before. lol
 
superbeast668 said:
I used to see a fast lesbo masseuse. Better than old Asian women that didn't give happy endings
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Lol that should be false advertisement. Asian massages and happy endings go hand in hand (pun intended)
Lukef2000 said:
I'm not even sure if the lady who used to wax my back is even a lady....
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lol my wife nairs mine. She's tried to get me to let her wax it. No way Jose.
wasme said:
...you and your toolbox of food! Never heard of fish in a toolbox before. lol
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Fish is in the fridge everything is in the toolbox. I have to keep my food in my toolbox or MF'ers at work will eat it! Except the fish I gross everyone out at lunch when I eat my "nasty ass smelling" fish so I don't have to worry about them eating that
 
Danb2285 said:
lol my wife nairs mine. She's tried to get me to let her wax it. No way Jose.
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Man up! The only place that really sucks to wax is chest taint and balls. Back arms and legs are cake even if you're a wooly mammouth guido like me.

Nair terrifies me. It's burned me before you're a brave man
 
superbeast668 said:
Man up! The only place that really sucks to wax is chest taint and balls. Back arms and legs are cake even if you're a wooly mammouth guido like me.

Nair terrifies me. It's burned me before you're a brave man
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I got the wooly mammoth part down lol nair has actually treated me pretty well thus far. After watching the 40 yr old virgin ill probably never wax anything....have you seriously waxed your taint lmao
 
Danb2285 said:
I got the wooly mammoth part down lol nair has actually treated me pretty well thus far. After watching the 40 yr old virgin ill probably never wax anything....have you seriously waxed your taint lmao
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I've done a lot of dumb sh*t. I used to drink. Heavily. Daily. I've also tased my self twice.
 
I'd pay to see that lol...the taser not your waxed taint
 
superbeast668 said:
I've done a lot of dumb sh*t. I used to drink. Heavily. Daily. I've also tasted my self twice.
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Amazing how one letter can change the WHOLE meaning. Honestly, this is what I read the first time and had to reread. Say Whaaaa?
 
1ifeblood said:
Amazing how one letter can change the WHOLE meaning. Honestly, this is what I read the first time and had to reread. Say Whaaaa?
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He must do yoga
 
Danb2285 said:
I'd pay to see that lol...the taser not your waxed taint
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2 for 1 homie!
1ifeblood said:
Amazing how one letter can change the WHOLE meaning. Honestly, this is what I read the first time and had to reread. Say Whaaaa?
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Bahahaha. Nice. I had to re read my post to make sure I didn't get auto corrected. I actually loled and I'm sitting in an airport terminal right now
 
Danb2285 said:
Lol that should be false advertisement. Asian massages and happy endings go hand in hand (pun intended)

lol my wife nairs mine. She's tried to get me to let her wax it. No way Jose.

Fish is in the fridge everything is in the toolbox. I have to keep my food in my toolbox or MF'ers at work will eat it! Except the fish I gross everyone out at lunch when I eat my "nasty ass smelling" fish so I don't have to worry about them eating that
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It's called the man groomer. It's like an electric shaver in a long handle. Takes two minutes to do my back and chest.

superbeast668 said:
Man up! The only place that really sucks to wax is chest taint and balls. Back arms and legs are cake even if you're a wooly mammouth guido like me.

Nair terrifies me. It's burned me before you're a brave man
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Yep Ive had that before. Was on for less than the max time ad it burnt the **** out of my shoulder. Was not impressed. Haven't looked back since buying the mangroomer.
 
Lol I may have to check out this man groomer. Do they make a suped up model for hairy mofo 's like my self
 
Lukef2000 said:
It's called the man groomer. It's like an electric shaver in a long handle. Takes two minutes to do my back and chest.

Yep Ive had that before. Was on for less than the max time ad it burnt the **** out of my shoulder. Was not impressed. Haven't looked back since buying the mangroomer.
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Long handle for back and chest? Links?
 
Grambo said:
Are you a mountain dog yet?
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Lol welcome boss. And no not yet. More like a small puppy half way up a really small hill.

BTW all these Purus Avi's are confusing me now
 
bean5er said:
Fock these last couple pages have been nothing but winning! I'm still lol
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We aim to please brother. And whenever beast comes around stuff gets interesting lol
 
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