I seem to have done something to attract the attention of changing room weirdos! This week alone I have had:
1. A fat guy blow drying his entire body whilst staring at me in the mirror.
2. A guy stood watching me dry myself because he had decided he wanted to use the shower cubicle that I had been using, despite the fact that there were 5 empty cubicles next to mine.
3. An old guy taking far too much time drying his balls whilst staring at me with a really creepy smile on his face.
4. A guy staring at me while I packed my gym bag, because he wanted to use the bench I had been using, despite the rest of the changing room being empty.
5. A naked old man, on his way to the showers, stopping abruptly for no apparent reason other than to make me bump into his saggy old arse.