Douchebags at the gym...

[Wrivest]

That's not douchebaggery that's just life in a gym

True!!! I was in a gym a while back, doing work at the squat rack (the right way...no curling here!) and let out a mean bit off ass gas! Luckily everyone in the place had ear buds is, so I just kept about my business!

 

[Swanson52]

I love my blender bottle(s). I've got all the colors!

 

[theOCdude]

2 duchies curling on the squat rack today

Guy curling the bar in the incline bench, I literally said out loud what the ****.

 

[raulob72]

Yes sir, same day, same time

 

[tsugsr]

And spending $15+ for a shaker? Lol mine cost $2.99 and I toss the little vented insert thing that comes with it cus its a bitch to wash. Any enjoyment I got from drinking protein shakes has long passed so I don't care too much of the consistency when I chug it in 10 seconds. Toss a couple ice cubes in there and it works like your blender ball and cools your shake.

If you have paid that much you got ripped off. $6.99 at Walmart and probably cheaper online.

I've got I think four, I hate dish washing so having several puts off the inevitable.

 

[mikeg313]

If you have paid that much you got ripped off. $6.99 at Walmart and probably cheaper online.

I've got I think four, I hate dish washing so having several puts off the inevitable.

I was being sarcastic about the price messing with Iparatroop

 

[iparatroop]

I was being sarcastic about the price messing with Iparatroop

So hard to convey sarcasm unless you put "LOL" or something of the sort in your post. Sometimes sarcasm is just plain lost on some people either way. Fortunately, I'm a sarcastic ass myself. Guess it comes with the job, as you well know.

 

[MANotaur]

So hard to convey sarcasm unless you put "LOL" or something of the sort in your post. Sometimes sarcasm is just plain lost on some people either way. Fortunately, I'm a sarcastic ass myself. Guess it comes with the job, as you well know.

I've never been good with sarcasm...like along the lines of sheldon cooper bad

 

[pow_wow41]

I've never been good with sarcasm...like along the lines of sheldon cooper bad

Haha, being a huge fan of Big Bang Theory, that's pretty bad as far as sarcasm goes.

 

[MANotaur]

Haha, being a huge fan of Big Bang Theory, that's pretty bad as far as sarcasm goes.

It is its terrible!

I got made fun of as a kid and didn't realize till years later...

To this day i still have trouble with sarcasm in person...its far worse in the inner web

 

[Landy]

I seem to have done something to attract the attention of changing room weirdos! This week alone I have had:

1. A fat guy blow drying his entire body whilst staring at me in the mirror.

2. A guy stood watching me dry myself because he had decided he wanted to use the shower cubicle that I had been using, despite the fact that there were 5 empty cubicles next to mine.

3. An old guy taking far too much time drying his balls whilst staring at me with a really creepy smile on his face.

4. A guy staring at me while I packed my gym bag, because he wanted to use the bench I had been using, despite the rest of the changing room being empty.

5. A naked old man, on his way to the showers, stopping abruptly for no apparent reason other than to make me bump into his saggy old arse.

 

[MANotaur]

I seem to have done something to attract the attention of changing room weirdos! This week alone I have had:

1. A fat guy blow drying his entire body whilst staring at me in the mirror.

2. A guy stood watching me dry myself because he had decided he wanted to use the shower cubicle that I had been using, despite the fact that there were 5 empty cubicles next to mine.

3. An old guy taking far too much time drying his balls whilst staring at me with a really creepy smile on his face.

4. A guy staring at me while I packed my gym bag, because he wanted to use the bench I had been using, despite the rest of the changing room being empty.

5. A naked old man, on his way to the showers, stopping abruptly for no apparent reason other than to make me bump into his saggy old arse.

its because you live in england- sorry bro, come over to the right side of the pond

 

[mikeg313]

I seem to have done something to attract the attention of changing room weirdos! This week alone I have had:

1. A fat guy blow drying his entire body whilst staring at me in the mirror.

2. A guy stood watching me dry myself because he had decided he wanted to use the shower cubicle that I had been using, despite the fact that there were 5 empty cubicles next to mine.

3. An old guy taking far too much time drying his balls whilst staring at me with a really creepy smile on his face.

4. A guy staring at me while I packed my gym bag, because he wanted to use the bench I had been using, despite the rest of the changing room being empty.

5. A naked old man, on his way to the showers, stopping abruptly for no apparent reason other than to make me bump into his saggy old arse.

Either you have a horse **** that's bringing the creepy homo out in guys at your gym or you're at the wrong kinda gym lol. Either way that kind of **** packed into one week would make me feel uncomfortable enough to consider trying another gym. I'm not homophobic but I am creepophobic. If a dude checks me out then I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to take it as a compliment to a certain point. Once it gets strange (like it sounds your locker room is) I get offended and then I get pissed and its a downward spiral from there out.

 

[Landy]

its because you live in england- sorry bro, come over to the right side of the pond

I've trained in a few gyms in the US. The fist bumping and "good set brah" between sets became annoying very quickly!

 

[Landy]

Either you have a horse **** that's bringing the creepy homo out in guys at your gym or you're at the wrong kinda gym lol. Either way that kind of **** packed into one week would make me feel uncomfortable enough to consider trying another gym. I'm not homophobic but I am creepophobic. If a dude checks me out then I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to take it as a compliment to a certain point. Once it gets strange (like it sounds your locker room is) I get offended and then I get pissed and its a downward spiral from there out.

It's the only decent gym within 10 miles of home and is directly opposite my place of work, otherwise I would happily look elsewhere!

It is starting to get very weird in there, though. I think the problem is that it's really quite civilised gym that just happens to have a decent free-weights area, so we get a weird mix of corporate members who think the gym is where you go to flirt and find a date, and a handful of people who actually go there to lift.

 

[MANotaur]

I've trained in a few gyms in the US. The fist bumping and "good set brah" between sets became annoying very quickly!

lol touchet...but its better than being hit with deflated dick

 

[raulob72]

Guy curling the bar in the incline bench, I literally said out loud what the ****.

dANG!!!!

 

[quigs]

2 duchies curling on the squat rack today

Well quit squatting in their curl rack.

 

[IrishSoldier]

Hey, it was a good set... Brah o.o!

 

[mikeg313]

lol touchet...but its better than being hit with deflated dick

Are you insinuating being hit with hard inflated dick is better? Lol

 

[MANotaur]

Are you insinuating being hit with hard inflated dick is better? Lol

If i had to choose lol

 

[DJBeanPole]

Figured most of these were relevant to this conversation... particularly #11. What doucebag cat.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/why-going-to-the-gym-is-a-huge-waste-of-time

 

[MANotaur]

Hey, it was a good set... Brah o.o!

I knoww bro!! Good sets need a good fist bump!

C'mon and gimme nucks!

 

[mikeg313]

If i had to choose lol

I guess it being limp does make it sound more insulting. Carry on. Lol

 

[mikeg313]

I knoww bro!! Good sets need a good fist bump!

C'mon and gimme nucks!

I've never seen fist pumping nor heard "brah" in my gym and mine is terrible with offenders.

 

[MANotaur]

I've never seen fist pumping nor heard "brah" in my gym and mine is terrible with offenders.

I heard brah all the time and i hear it in some of my undergrad classes that i teach but the fist ping i have yet to see...i see fist Bumping all the time but that's not an offense per se

 

[xigotmailx]

I've got a "U Mad Brah?" sweater lol but my vocabulary in the gym doesn't go past "sup" and "later" to the people at the door. On a good note, not one dbag in the gym yesterday

 

[ryane87]

True!!! I was in a gym a while back, doing work at the squat rack (the right way...no curling here!) and let out a mean bit off ass gas! Luckily everyone in the place had ear buds is, so I just kept about my business!

Dude I was doing T-bar rows in the corner of my gym and let out a righteous one. This guy was going to the back and literally stopped and said "Damn, it's like I hit a brick wall." He was blaming his friends and it was all I could do to not laugh out loud.

 

[mikeg313]

Yes Mr. Fish Stick Arms I just took a picture of you and your BB curling setup on a rack paired with your myriad of dumbbells that you seem to be using as well but can't seem to put back on the DB rack ten feet away so you leave them in the middle of the isle for somebody to possibly trip over...

I don't get it, we have a smaller 25 lb Olympic bb specifically meant for curling next to the ez curl at the preacher that NOBODY uses! Why you wouldn't want to use a lighter bar you can stack bigger weights on is beyond me.

 

[IrishSoldier]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_0WxyKGD7sU
No curling in the Squat Rack. Thanks Dom

 

[CountryLiftin]

Incase you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-91_iXATY8

 

[mikeg313]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_0WxyKGD7sU
No curling in the Squat Rack. Thanks Dom

That guys videos are hilarious

 

[bigintensions]

Check out his pump secrets home edition if you haven't!

 

[Docmattic]

Check out his pump secrets home edition if you haven't!

Hilarious:

Here is the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hY08jDyAA

 

[Bigcountry08]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_0WxyKGD7sU
No curling in the Squat Rack. Thanks Dom

I made the mistake of trying to watch this through my nightly push-up routine. I didn't get past rep 8 I was gasping for air I was laughing so hard.

 

[mikeg313]

Check out his pump secrets home edition if you haven't!

LMAO! Masturbating on an exercise ball!

 

[Bigcountry08]

Bro math at work, and yes he did just leave the weight on the bar. Just like he did after he got done doing drop set upright rows on the smith aka just let the weight free fall a foot off the stops.

 

[MANotaur]

Bro math at work, and yes he did just leave the weight on the bar. Just like he did after he got done doing drop set upright rows on the smith aka just let the weight free fall a foot off the stops.

is that a fake 45 and 3 25s?

 

[WPChickDiesel]

is that a fake 45 and 3 25s?

Bahaha! Wow! Smh! Get em manny!

 

[joh408]

That guys videos are hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8nSHzAE5CQ
I use his shakes when I am bulking haha

 

[mikeg313]

I love this one." Cleanliness score= 7 Rick Ross's" lmao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vUxEvEdbs&sns=em

 

[pow_wow41]

"I don't need sex. I make love to myself every day at the gym." LOL lost it after that line!

 

[BLaQz]

I love this one." Cleanliness score= 7 Rick Ross's" lmao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vUxEvEdbs&sns=em

McDonald's wild card = accidental bulking

 

[bigintensions]

For all you guys watching the bro science vids, he just came out with a new one "ask the brofessor"

 

[joh408]

Watching that now. Love all of Dom's videos

 

[Swanson52]

I love this one." Cleanliness score= 7 Rick Ross's" lmao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vUxEvEdbs&sns=em

McDonalds is a calorie circus!

That one was pure freakin gold.

 

[ryane87]

I have never watched that guys videos before. He is ****ing hilarious and pure genious. *Note to self: watch more of those*

 

[xigotmailx]

Oh **** you brofessor, I'm the douche tonight. Watched his videos....spit my water on myself.......gonna go cuddle with the misses ))))

 

[IrishSoldier]

Bro math! These 2 weigh the same but this ones heavier.

 

[mikeg313]

Bro math! These 2 weigh the same but this ones heavier.

The douche I took like 3 pics of at my gym a few pages back does that **** and it annoys the hell outa me, just like everything about this old spice in the way douche gump. He'll set up flat bench and load it with all 10lb weights. I don't get it cus the guys like 6' 5" and looks to be in decent shape, not muscular just like a mildy in shape big guy. Regardless him and his routine are totally ridiculous with his clip board bullchit, dude doesn't even look as if he's breaking a sweat as I don't see how you could working with weight like he does at his size. I'd say maybe it was some low weight high rep routine but he doesn't even do that. He walks around looking like I would stoned off my ass lifting at a "Curves", no intensity, no heavy weight, no real apperent desire to do hard work. His exercises that I've noticed are effective ones "if" done right with proper weight and intensity so he looks like he knows what he's doing to somebody that doesn't. I'm thinking he got some light weight bs routine out of a men's health or something and he printed it out. Everytime he does something (without any exertion of course) he sits up an checks it off and slowly but always in the way somehow mozys over to his next "station" he's set up for himself. It's like a full body routine for a 12 year old . I wish he would just buy a ****ing bowflex and get the **** outa my way , giraffe lookin mother ****er!