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I hate to be the guy that complains about EVERYONE at the gym but here I am half way through my workout and this middle aged dude comes bounding in like he's some kind of track star and proceeds to prance all the way across the gym. Then he does karaokes in "hey guys look at me!" perfect form.
Then he starts skipping rope with fancy foot movement....and then he starts doing medicine ball slams! WTF WILL HE EVER NEED THIS KIND OF TRAINING FOR!?!?!?!? WE WORK IN A CHEMICAL PLANT!!!! Lol....
Jeezus!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I hate to be the guy that complains about EVERYONE at the gym but here I am half way through my workout and this middle aged dude comes bounding in like he's some kind of track star and proceeds to prance all the way across the gym. Then he does karaokes in "hey guys look at me!" perfect form.
Then he starts skipping rope with fancy foot movement....and then he starts doing medicine ball slams! WTF WILL HE EVER NEED THIS KIND OF TRAINING FOR!?!?!?!? WE WORK IN A CHEMICAL PLANT!!!! Lol....
Jeezus!
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Fight club
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I hate to be the guy that complains about EVERYONE at the gym but here I am half way through my workout and this middle aged dude comes bounding in like he's some kind of track star and proceeds to prance all the way across the gym. Then he does karaokes in "hey guys look at me!" perfect form.
Then he starts skipping rope with fancy foot movement....and then he starts doing medicine ball slams! WTF WILL HE EVER NEED THIS KIND OF TRAINING FOR!?!?!?!? WE WORK IN A CHEMICAL PLANT!!!! Lol....
Jeezus!
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You'll say that when he runs past you and the zombies get you.. Chemical Plant.. That is how Umbrella corp started out!
 
D2footballjrc said:
You'll say that when he runs past you and the zombies get you.. Chemical Plant.. That is how Umbrella corp started out!
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I'll be sure to kick him as I step over him waving my gun and drinking whisky

RickRock13 said:
^Ben

:yup:
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Trenjamin doesn't aspirate. He says it shuts you down harder.
 
We have those morons..... Hmmm let's do burpees in groups of 3 idiots in the middle of the weight room .
 
Injecting is so yesterday, I just bite the vials open and drink my teenbolone.
 
D2footballjrc said:
You'll say that when he runs past you and the zombies get you.. Chemical Plant.. That is how Umbrella corp started out!
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Holy crap he's got a point. Quick! Follow his lead! Everyone train like "That Guy"!!!!

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I think next time I see him doing stupid sh1t I'm just going to look him in the eyes and do a backflip, and then start hopping side to side over a dumbbell while wrapping a roll of scotch tape around my face and counting like a snake.
"HHHHHHHHHHHone.......TTTTTTTTTTTTtwo.....THHHHHHHHHHHree.....FFFFFFFFFFour.....FFFFFFIIIIIIVE......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSix...."

And then do the infamous demon voice when it gets tough. You know. Where you speak from the depth of your chest.
 
Sounds like Flex has a crush...
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I'll be sure to kick him as I step over him waving my gun and drinking whisky

Trenjamin doesn't aspirate. He says it shuts you down harder.
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These posts are LTL approved!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I think next time I see him doing stupid sh1t I'm just going to look him in the eyes and do a backflip, and then start hopping side to side over a dumbbell while wrapping a roll of scotch tape around my face and counting like a snake.
"HHHHHHHHHHHone.......TTTTTTTTTTTTtwo.....THHHHHHHHHHHree.....FFFFFFFFFFour.....FFFFFFIIIIIIVE......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSix...."

And then do the infamous demon voice when it gets tough. You know. Where you speak from the depth of your chest.
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Make sure that you say "Oh yeah! Feelin' the Buuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn Baaaabbbby!"
 
lukehayd said:
Make sure that you say "Oh yeah! Feelin' the Buuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn Baaaabbbby!"
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And then, just as you're about to leave, turn around and snap into a Slim Jim.
 
lukehayd said:
But at least you gained another friend.
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sure did

D2footballjrc said:
It works James. Get with the program.
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it does sporatically. like now, but then it stopped letting me click on them, why are they trying to take my multi-quote freedom away!

bdcc said:
Rice protein is very gritty. I have been through a lot of it in my time. I used to drink it with added cocoa and rice milk, with water it was very tough to drink the unflavoured version.
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You're humor is very gritty

LiveToLift said:
I was about to ask if anyone has seen Rick around too.. :-)
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I see him all the time in HQ

LiveToLift said:
Your multi quotes are missed for sure James!
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I know, I miss them too.
 
BPjohn123 said:
In for pumpkin ice cream samples
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x2! :yumyum:

D2footballjrc said:
I don't have any protein samples.
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Liar! Send me pumpkin ice cream samples!

...plz?

Randoja said:
It was one of these that ruined fruit punch forever for me. Garbage! Their disastrous rendition of fruit punch is also the reason that I will never spend one red cent on a cellucor product.
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Haven't had the fruit punch, but I actually like C4 Extreme. And the orange and pink lemonade flavors taste pretty good.

Their new BCAA product is really sharp (5g BCAA / 1.6g BA / 2g CM - per scoop).

D2footballjrc said:
You'll say that when he runs past you and the zombies get you.. Chemical Plant.. That is how Umbrella corp started out!
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BRAINS!

RickRock13 said:
^Ben

:yup:
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:yup:

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Trenjamin doesn't aspirate. He says it shuts you down harder.
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I've heard this, too. I think it was some guy named Cyrus on another forum...

BPjohn123 said:
We have those morons..... Hmmm let's do burpees in groups of 3 idiots in the middle of the weight room .
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All I can think of is the scene from I Love You Man where Jason Segel goes "THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!"

That is the world of my gym. I hate it. We have like 4 personal trainers and it's a really small gym. They all manage to have clients at the same time and they're all crossfit fanatics. That's fine and well, but it pisses me off when they rotate between 4 stations and all of them want to use the olympic bars for snatches when the gym literally only has 3 olympic bars and they belong at the squat rack, bench press and incline bench press.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

bdcc said:
Injecting is so yesterday, I just bite the vials open and drink my teenbolone.
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If there was ever a candidate for shark adrenaline, it would be you, Ben. lol

bdcc said:
Sounds like Flex has a crush...
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Does he throw Flex's supplements, though? That's a key in his relationships...
 
If this guy in the gym threw supplements at his head I guarantee Flex would be all over him like a rash.
 
bdcc said:
If this guy in the gym threw supplements at his head I guarantee Flex would be all over him like a rash.
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Yeah, but then he'd get kicked to the curb a few weeks later, only to be let back in that same night.
 
We are almost at 700 pages. Do we celebrate?
 
Sure! I say when we hit 700, we all get drunk and show off our guns. Ben, you can borrow one of mine. :cheers:
 
T-AD said:
Sure! I say when we hit 700, we all get drunk and show off our guns. Ben, you can borrow one of mine. :cheers:
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I support this idea, party at Bruce's house!! We can all shoot to the sky while we run around all mad and drunk! (Justin Style)
 
T-AD said:
Sure! I say when we hit 700, we all get drunk and show off our guns. Ben, you can borrow one of mine. :cheers:
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I have a gun. I have an air rifle which is barely powerful enough to kill a wood pigeon unless you hit it in the head or neck.

I left it on top of my fridge for months which is where people used to put crisps etc. The sights took a few knocks. I saw a wood pigeon in the garden, it was only about 15 yards away from me. The sights were bang on it's head. I shot and the bullet was so far away the pigeon literally just turned his head to see what had happened and carried on doing what it was doing lol.
 
I am one RB rep from 1,000,000. Place your bets on whether I get reset or not lol.
 
bdcc said:
I am one RB rep from 1,000,000. Place your bets on whether I get reset or not lol.
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I gave it to yah like 2 minutes ago, even included a:

"Congrats on 1m rep mark Trenjamin"

Such a bad bro...you didn't even notice how much love I give you...
 
Celorza said:
I gave it to yah like 2 minutes ago, even included a:

"Congrats on 1m rep mark Trenjamin"

Such a bad bro...you didn't even notice how much love I give you...
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My refresh button is in a different time zone to you. You must give it time!
 
Celorza said:
I support this idea, party at Bruce's house!! We can all shoot to the sky while we run around all mad and drunk! (Justin Style)
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Don't make me restrain you with paracord, boy. That's pretty crazy right there! Besides, aren't you a little too young to play with guns?

bdcc said:
I have a gun. I have an air rifle which is barely powerful enough to kill a wood pigeon unless you hit it in the head or neck.

I left it on top of my fridge for months which is where people used to put crisps etc. The sights took a few knocks. I saw a wood pigeon in the garden, it was only about 15 yards away from me. The sights were bang on it's head. I shot and the bullet was so far away the pigeon literally just turned his head to see what had happened and carried on doing what it was doing lol.
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Crisps = Chips


TiM Translation: Useful? :D
 
T-AD said:
Don't make me restrain you with paracord, boy. That's pretty crazy right there! Besides, aren't you a little too young to play with guns?



Crisps = Chips


TiM Translation: Useful? :D
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Lol tell that to my grandma, she let me hunt with my Grandpa's Rifles and Shotguns since I was 14 haha. And I am 21 and legally able to own my guns Tim.
 
In that case it is where we keep our chips.

What do you call English chips? We have chips and fries here, I don't know what the difference is.
 
lukehayd said:
Must spread rep around or we'd see.....
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No point...I go through the trouble of double repping him...you know helping an Otter achieve her Fluffy dreams...and not a single rep back or thank you was given :(.

I thought you were a Kind Soul Tranjamin...but Tren has changed you...you are not the abs I used to know.
 
bdcc said:
In that case it is where we keep our chips.

What do you call English chips? We have chips and fries here, I don't know what the difference is.
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I was under the assumption that "chips" were what we call fries. We call them "fries", or more commonly and slightly more homo "french fries". Either way, I really don't eat 'em. I'm a nacho kinda guy.
 
T-AD said:
Don't make me restrain you with paracord, boy. That's pretty crazy right there! Besides, aren't you a little too young to play with guns?
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Make sure you gag him with one of Ben's speedos too! Don't want him screaming for help!
 
Celorza said:
No point...I go through the trouble of double repping him...you know helping an Otter achieve her Fluffy dreams...and not a single rep back or thank you was given :(.

I thought you were a Kind Soul Tranjamin...but Tren has changed you...you are not the abs I used to know.
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No offense, but after reading this post, I had the strong urge to hit myself in the face. With a brick. Wrapped in gold foil.
 
Celorza said:
No point...I go through the trouble of double repping him...you know helping an Otter achieve her Fluffy dreams...and not a single rep back or thank you was given :(.

I thought you were a Kind Soul Tranjamin...but Tren has changed you...you are not the abs I used to know.
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I read your comment and decided I needed to go and read through your log before I replied.

Apologies if I didn't instantly gratify you as if you are a puppy who has just defecated outside for the first time. I was going to read through your log and throw you a treat afterwards lol.
 
bdcc said:
I read your comment and decided I needed to go and read through your log before I replied.

Apologies if I didn't instantly gratify you as if you are a puppy who has just defecated outside for the first time. I was going to read through your log and throw you a treat afterwards lol.
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Hahaha look who got his fangs now? You have become quite aggressive lately Ben :p! It was a joke anyhow dear Trenjamin, and please do...I would appreciate your opinion on what you would like to see in my log to make it better for feedback.
 
bdcc said:
I read your comment and decided I needed to go and read through your log before I replied.

Apologies if I didn't instantly gratify you as if you are a puppy who has just defecated outside for the first time. I was going to read through your log and throw you a treat afterwards lol.
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This made me laugh! Celly is getting potty trained! Quick question for you Ben: When he poops inside, do you rub his nose in it and swat him with the newspaper?
 
Celorza said:
Hahaha look who got his fangs now? You have become quite aggressive lately Ben :p! It was a joke anyhow dear Trenjamin, and please do...I would appreciate your opinion on what you would like to see in my log to make it better for feedback.
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Nudez (but not yours)
 
lukehayd said:
This made me laugh! Celly is getting potty trained! Quick question for you Ben: When he poops inside, do you rub his nose in it and swat him with the newspaper?
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This begs the provocative question, if Cesar was a dog what kind would he be?
 
bdcc said:
This begs the provocative question, if Cesar was a dog what kind would he be?
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Hell, that's an easy one. If he were a dog, he'd be:

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Ok, two questions.

What are both things you have posted Tim? lol
Jim, what did you type into Google for that image?
 
bdcc said:
Ok, two questions.

What are both things you have posted Tim? lol
Jim, what did you type into Google for that image?
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It's the worlds ugliest dog. Its actually a breed, Idk the actually name of it though. They have tongues that are too long for their mouth and a ton of other problems.

His is a fish, I don't remember what species bit they are ugly as hell.
 
jimbuick said:
It's the worlds ugliest dog. Its actually a breed, Idk the actually name of it though. They have tongues that are too long for their mouth and a ton of other problems.

His is a fish, I don't remember what species bit they are ugly as hell.
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God damn aren't you ignorant Jimbo...it is the xoloscuintle , a Mexican Endemic Breed...
 
Celorza said:
God damn aren't you ignorant Jimbo...it is the xoloscuintle , a Mexican Endemic Breed...
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I'm too busy providing freedom and jumping out of big iron birds to be educated on trivial matters such as your particular breed.



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bdcc said:
Ok, two questions.

What are both things you have posted Tim? lol
Jim, what did you type into Google for that image?
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HA!! First one is a pygmy marmoset, smallest monkey in the world. The second is a blobfish. It's a deepsea fish with the face of a sad or grumpy old man. Or one pizzed off celly that causes him to neg me.

I CALL A TRAIN!!!!!!

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