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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

bdcc said:
I had had to delete the archives from our chats.

CV gets drunk and starts doing the helicopter.
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Where the hell is Blake off Hibernating when I need him to post his "Dancing Otter" to this! hahahaha
 
Blake started ignoring me when I caught up with his rep points. I even repped him when it happened to show that we were still friends.

He gets so competitive. He forgets how to give. Kind of like what happened to Justin ages ago.
 
mr.cooper69 said:
Not going out tonight, first exam of the year is on friday. I am scurred
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You can always tell Ben to turn around and cough on camera I mean...not like Anatomy studies can be that hard over webcamming...
 
mr.cooper69 said:
Not going out tonight, first exam of the year is on friday. I am scurred
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I didn't ask if you were going out. I said it is time.

It isn't up for debate. It is as routine as sunrise and sunset. It is just time.
 
Nolin said:
Nah its not a native tounge I waz jus kidding, it from this movie I just saw with Adam Sandler called Spanglish but can't beleive you speak Japanese, where did ya pick that up.
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I lived for some time in Nova Scotia in a little town called Amherst. My roommate was a Japanese exchange student named Ito Masahiro, he taught me the basics, the cursing and swearing and some real freaking sweet music. The rest I picked it up with online courses and then when I entered college at the Technological of Monterey (Mexican version of the MIT) I formerly enrolled and when they tested me for oral skills the teacher that questioned me said: "Ooooh pretty good!!!"...when she handed me a piece of paper for the written skills she said....: "OOOOOH!! OTAKU!!" Otaku means fan, more like ANIME fan...she has a theory that everyone who speaks japanese and can't write it, must have learned it watching anime...well it has only 20% right but yeah, I was sent to the basic levels for writing and thus learned it and fulfilled my Japanese Ventures.

bdcc said:
Blake started ignoring me when I caught up with his rep points. I even repped him when it happened to show that we were still friends.

He gets so competitive. He forgets how to give. Kind of like what happened to Justin ages ago.
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You can NOT say anything about Justin...I have discovered he is one of the Kindest and Most Beautiful Souls here in AM...his Steel-Cold (and Hard) outside is just a way of protecting the kindness and love his heart holds. He is indeed a wonderful individual.
 
Celorza said:
You can NOT say anything about Justin...I have discovered he is one of the Kindest and Most Beautiful Souls here in AM...his Steel-Cold (and Hard) outside is just a way of protecting the kindness and love his heart holds. He is indeed a wonderful individual.
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Correction. Take the nicest guy in the world and give him an exterior that is moody, childish and abusive. It doesn't mean everyone still likes him.

I am a nice guy but I can't walk around punching people in the face. People judge what they see lol.
 
bdcc said:
Correction. Take the nicest guy in the world and give him an exterior that is moody, childish and abusive. It doesn't mean everyone still likes him.

I am a nice guy but I can't walk around punching people in the face. People judge what they see lol.
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I would like you until I heard you speak. Then I would punch you in the face on the assumption you thought you were better than me.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I would like you until I heard you speak. Then I would punch you in the face on the assumption you thought you were better than me.
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It is interesting that you have never heard my speaking voice but you assume it would imply I was better than you.

It would be correct but it is still interesting.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I would like you until I heard you speak. Then I would punch you in the face on the assumption you thought you were better than me.
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That's his way of saying I love you Ben, so don't worry, its just a bit of Tough Love :).
 
bdcc said:
It is interesting that you have never heard my speaking voice but you assume it would imply I was better than you.

It would be correct but it is still interesting.
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I would make violent love to you.
 
Maybe I'm a bully. Whatever.
But I am getting so pissed at these scrawny, clean shaven, uppity soccer dads that come into my gym and do little fairy workouts with 5 lb dumbbells. Doing movements I've never seen before, yet appearing to maintain perfect form at all times.
Everything about them just pisses me off!!!!
Go to the local Curves and stay the hell out of my happy place!
 
I just want to ask them where they learned that from and what they're trying to achieve by it.
It's like they read the latest copy of Men's Health and went straight to the gym to practice all the exercises they learned about.
I know not everyone here is trying to look like a bodybuilder but WTF ARE THEY DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Since when was laying in the fetal position while holding a 5 lb kettle bell and kicking your feet a resistance exercise?
 
And why are these toothpicks all spending an hour on the elliptical!?!? How hard is it to go do some freaking curls or something!?!?

Ok. Sorry. High T maybe.
End rant.
 
If you film them I will let you know if I know the exercise.

I have been on many fitness courses and you haven't seen anything unless you have studied courses by Gary Gray lol.

Right foot anterior-lateral lunge with a contralateral posterior overhead reach with dumbbell driver.

No joke.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
And why are these toothpicks all spending an hour on the elliptical!?!? How hard is it to go do some freaking curls or something!?!?

Ok. Sorry. High T maybe.
End rant.
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There there big boy...its ok...nightmares over now, now go and have some Evi rubbed on those abs ok? We have all had to suffer the ridiculous boom of people doing weird stuff at our gyms sometimes...In mine they do Squats (yes BB back squats) on Bosu Balls...and they do sit ups with the weight plate on the chest...(put it behind you head and be humbled...) and worse...you see girls that are curling in the squat rack :'(!!!
But we all have to cope...they will sooner or later either get injured or tired of no results and thus (thank God) leave the gym forever!
 
Celorza said:
There there big boy...its ok...nightmares over now, now go and have some Evi rubbed on those abs ok? We have all had to suffer the ridiculous boom of people doing weird stuff at our gyms sometimes...In mine they do Squats (yes BB back squats) on Bosu Balls...and they do sit ups with the weight plate on the chest...(put it behind you head and be humbled...) and worse...you see girls that are curling in the squat rack :'(!!!
But we all have to cope...they will sooner or later either get injured or tired of no results and thus (thank God) leave the gym forever!
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The problem here is they keep coming back and they're multiplying. They all feel the need to try and talk to me probably thinking we can be friends and I'll give advice.
They'll break the ice by saying something like "its nice coming in on Saturdays....nobody here to bother you." To which I reply "exactly!" And keep walking.

If they want to make friends they should do something worthy like 10 sets of squats ATG and then puke in their hand.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
The problem here is they keep coming back and they're multiplying. They all feel the need to try and talk to me probably thinking we can be friends and I'll give advice.
They'll break the ice by saying something like "its nice coming in on Saturdays....nobody here to bother you." To which I reply "exactly!" And keep walking.

If they want to make friends they should do something worthy like 10 sets of squats ATG and then puke in their hand.
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Yeah I get what you mean...There's 3 of those guys at my gym now, they only do the most weird concoction of Super Sets...They will be doing:

Front Squat (only unlocking the knees and getting back up as proper form dictates obviously) with only 95lbs for like 5 reps.
Bench Press (about 5" away from the chest, don't wanna hurt sternum, duh!) 100-105 lbs for like 10 reps.
Feet together and arched back Romanian Deadlifts with 95x5

And do-over again all of it...and yesterday I did my 5/3/1 day for squats and did 195x6 All the way to the ground and up, full ROM...one of them is like: "Damn, must be nice to be young and not worry about your hips or growing a big waist, isn't it?" ...I was like..."yeah I guess"...did some Jump Squats for 135x5x5 and he asks me: "Hey is it cool if you spot me, I'm gonna try those..." I told him I had to go real quick and was only in and out...which was kinda true, I was just leaving...
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
The problem here is they keep coming back and they're multiplying. They all feel the need to try and talk to me probably thinking we can be friends and I'll give advice.
They'll break the ice by saying something like "its nice coming in on Saturdays....nobody here to bother you." To which I reply "exactly!" And keep walking.

If they want to make friends they should do something worthy like 10 sets of squats ATG and then puke in their hand.
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I can't stand when this happens. I go to the gym and block everyone out. Earphones in and straight to work. Think I may be getting anti-social. I've been to my gym for almost three years now and don't know a single persons name there and that's how I like to keep it.
 
LiveToLift said:
I can't stand when this happens. I go to the gym and block everyone out. Earphones in and straight to work. Think I may be getting anti-social. I've been to my gym for almost three years now and don't know a single persons name there and that's how I like to keep it.
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I am going to make you a tshirt saying "MY NAME IS JEFFY WEFFY. SAY HI TO ME!"
 
bdcc said:
I am going to make you a tshirt saying "MY NAME IS JEFFY WEFFY. SAY HI TO ME!"
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I'll wear it if you send nudes with it. It may be inside out but the thought will be there.
 
LiveToLift said:
I'll wear it if you send nudes with in. It may be inside out but the thought will be there.
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Ben will craft it out of his pubes. They are light in color and fine like peach fuzz.
He collects them for such reasons.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Ben will craft it out of his pubes. They are light in color and fine like peach fuzz.
He collects them for such reasons.
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If you ever looked through my Facebook photos you would know that this simply isn't true lol.
 
bdcc said:
If you ever looked through my Facebook photos you would know that this simply isn't true lol.
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Its part of my bed time ritual Bennifer!!!
 
p5sky said:
its not a life . . . it's a way of obsession.
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What the hell does that mean? Sounds like a cologne or perfume commercial.
 
LiveToLift said:
What the hell does that mean? Sounds like a cologne or perfume commercial.
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dont act like you dont know, you helped design my new scent:

Schweaty Balls . . . the Salt of the Sack
 
I worked a 12 on my sore ass feet, lugging around my stupid beat up steel toes, then hit the gym for an hour, then was able to deep clean my kitchen before power shopping for some groceries.
A pack of brats, a pack of chicken legs, a pre cooked beef roast in ass juice (that's french right?), 2.5 lbs ground chuck, loaf of potato bread, and a gallon of milk later I stopped at subway for a foot long steak sub.
Asked for avocado spread....big mistake. They put so much on it ruined the sub.
So now I'm sitting here sniffing my chicken as it broils, I managed to eat half a box of Special K protein cereal....
Oh yeah I found my protein cereal too lol.

I wore the Lebron James jersey Blake sent me at the store and I heard some stoner say something about douchebag. Since I'm tall, was wearing a decorated sleeveless shirt, have large muscles, and am generally just a douchebag in general, I assumed he was talking about me.
I looked at him and he looked away fast like he was caught.
So being the douchebag I am I followed him around the store once, and he was conveniently leaving at the same time as me, so I walked right on his ass through the lot til I got to my car lol.
 
PrepNwa23 said:
What are things that go bump in the night?
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I have a lot of those. But if I move fast enough it just feels like sandpaper.
 
I learned something today...that I wish the guy who said "Careful what you wish for..." would be struck by a lightning, and that in the end...I'm all alone. Good night creatures of the interwebs...I go to bed at home and yet not at peace.
 
I go relatively absent from this forum for 3 weeks and you guys let this place degenerate into a junior-high dick measuring contest? I honestly thought some of the threads/posts I was reading were just humorous banter, and then I realized that people were actually being serious. To any outsider looking at said threads, AM's motto would appear to be: "Attack. Whine. Repeat." Let's cut the BS and get back to the threads that make this place so fun to post at.
 
mr.cooper69 said:
I go relatively absent from this forum for 3 weeks and you guys let this place degenerate into a junior-high dick measuring contest? I honestly thought some of the threads/posts I was reading were just humorous banter, and then I realized that people were actually being serious. To any outsider looking at said threads, AM's motto would appear to be: "Attack. Whine. Repeat." Let's cut the BS and get back to the threads that make this place so fun to post at.
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It does seem like a cheesy soap opera no doubt.
 
PrepNwa23 said:
He's hanging out with Tony?
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Roasting booms all night, this guy...

I think Cyrus took offense to my scrawny uppity soccer dad reference.
Sorry Cy buddy.
There was a doctor there too.
 
Celorza said:
I learned something today...that I wish the guy who said "Careful what you wish for..." would be struck by a lightning, and that in the end...I'm all alone. Good night creatures of the interwebs...I go to bed at home and yet not at peace.
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mr.cooper69 said:
I go relatively absent from this forum for 3 weeks and you guys let this place degenerate into a junior-high dick measuring contest? I honestly thought some of the threads/posts I was reading were just humorous banter, and then I realized that people were actually being serious. To any outsider looking at said threads, AM's motto would appear to be: "Attack. Whine. Repeat." Let's cut the BS and get back to the threads that make this place so fun to post at.
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Brb calling waaaaaaambulance
 
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