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Best Pickup Line That Worked(or you wish did) That You've Tried(or Didn't)

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Okay Guys(and Girls) what are the best pickup lines you've ever tried(or wanted to try) that worked(or didn't) :-)

Me:
Freshman Year College Frat Party(gotta set the scene)
After MANY games of beer pong(or beirut for you yankees)

Me:"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."

She said" Well that's what I said but she said LOL and then we left the party"

What you got???
 
I like this one

Me: "Do you have a boyfriend"
Girl: "Yes"
Me: "Well I have a goldfish"
Girl: "What??"
Me: "Oh I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter...."

*And we are currently dating* lol
 
MuscleGauge1 said:
I like this one

Me: "Do you have a boyfriend"
Girl: "Yes"
Me: "Well I have a goldfish"
Girl: "What??"
Me: "Oh I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter...."

*And we are currently dating* lol
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Better hope no one else has a zebra fish.
 
Your legs must be tired because you've bee running around in my dreams

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Me: Hey girl, your too thick to turn me down...

Her: get mad and walk away

later on realizes i was right and comes back
 
Me: excuse me but can you please trll me what type of material this is? (rubbing shirt)

Her: i dont know cotton maybe?

Me: no, i think its boyfriend material

Whah whah whaaaah!!!
 
I just kill em with the look :)
 
My buddy: Want to get a pizza and phuck?
the girl: No?!?!?
My buddy: Whats the matter? You don't like pizza?


Didn't work but he got slapped and it was hilarious!
 
vidapreta said:
Sounds like you're calling her a prostitute. lol

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They are all prostitutes in a way.Just a matter of how much cash you are willing to spend to wine and dine them before they give up the goods.
 
Never tried a pickup line that I can recall

But I call women beautiful and darling a lot and they respond quite well to this.
 
Conagher said:
They are all prostitutes in a way.Just a matter of how much cash you are willing to spend to wine and dine them before they give up the goods.
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And if you don't have to wine and dine them then they are called whores.
 
stillnatural said:
Me: phuck me if I'm wrong but have we met before?"

It didn't work.
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Nice!
 
haddock94 said:
"does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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That'll get you in jail. You're azz cheeks would be black & blue :laughing:
 
me: hey how you doin?
her: not bad, just hangin out
me: wanna go out for dinner and a drink sometime?
her: yes
me: good, ill pick you up (insert day and time here)

women are easy...
 
from Texas- live in AZ currently


almost every woman I have met loves my accent- i just gotta show up(not every woman i met i slept with- just sayin it helps- alot)
 
Conagher said:
They are all prostitutes in a way.Just a matter of how much cash you are willing to spend to wine and dine them before they give up the goods.
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This my friend is probably the harshest truth you could have typed...They are all what you said in some way or another. Sad but true
 
MuscleGauge1 said:
This my friend is probably the harshest truth you could have typed...They are all what you said in some way or another. Sad but true
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You saying you never had a girl wine and dine you before? It happens ;)
 
Conagher said:
They are all prostitutes in a way.Just a matter of how much cash you are willing to spend to wine and dine them before they give up the goods.
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You've really been burnt haven't you lol
prld2gr8ns said:
And if you don't have to wine and dine them then they are called whores.
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Now I know u just playin
MuscleGauge1 said:
This my friend is probably the harshest truth you could have typed...They are all what you said in some way or another. Sad but true
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I don't think so, there are many genuine girls out there that can't be bought
prld2gr8ns said:
You saying you never had a girl wine and dine you before? It happens ;)
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Of course they can. Women are very good communicators and know what they want & how to get it.
There are many honest women out there that are not looking for money

Pick up lines I'm not good at sorry
 
MuscleGauge1 said:
This my friend is probably the harshest truth you could have typed...They are all what you said in some way or another. Sad but true
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It is a harsh truth.In my experience,a woman looks at a man as a business proposition.Hell,look at all the Christmas commercials.The main theme of them the last few years is the only way to show your significant other true love is to buy them a new car or expensive jewelry,and women buy into this.I have a friend whose wife blatantly confesses that she loves her husband because he can adorn her in the luxurious life style she loves to lead.

Out of all the girls I have dated,I can only say one was a keeper.Unfortunately,she got tired of me waiting to commit to her and moved on.
 
A friend of mine did this one. We were out grabbing some food and after we were done he asked for a menu again. She came back and he said he needed a min to look over it, she comes back and asked if he had decided what he wanted and he said "i was looking in the specials section, and I didn't see whay I was looking for". She asked what he was looking for and he told her her number. Didn't work, but was funny as hell.
 
Conagher said:
It is a harsh truth.In my experience,a woman looks at a man as a business proposition.Hell,look at all the Christmas commercials.The main theme of them the last few years is the only way to show your significant other true love is to buy them a new car or expensive jewelry,and women buy into this.I have a friend whose wife blatantly confesses that she loves her husband because he can adorn her in the luxurious life style she loves to lead.

Out of all the girls I have dated,I can only say one was a keeper.Unfortunately,she got tired of me waiting to commit to her and moved on.
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Commitment is a big thing.
Sure I think they like gifts, but I feel good giving gifts to someone, regardless of who it is, but making someone smile & happy is a great feeling.

I know from my experience, love & commitment cannot be bought. U can spend what u like, it wont work if she doesn't feel safe & comfortable with you.

Luckily, I can say I know women that are genuine & can't be bought by money & gifts. They are keepers.

I think you'll soon find the right one
 
Old thread but wanted to share this pick up line that worked for a friend of mine. If you've ever seen the movie sex drive, the 2 guys who say what's up what's up, had a line, I've got some lotion, then the other one yells for your tits. Well a buddy of mine yelled that to a girl at a club, and ended up getting kicked out for having sex with her in the bathroom.
 
Me: hey! I know your face!
Girl: you do? Do you know so and so?
Me: sounds familiar...but I know your face...
Girl: well here's my number...

Went on few dates, made her my gf, then moved on to hot, tan, tall blonde:)
True story and Prolly the most original line I've ever used lol
 
Pull up on her in da car:

Me: Yo I'm lost and need directions?
Her: To where?
Me: Your cell phone....

She drives off.... :run:
 
Spring Break 99 - Panama City Beach:

Me: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" 5 minutes later, we're in my hotel room.

My buddy to a girl walking down the strip: "Stop! You're under arrest."
Girl: "What!? Why!?"
My buddy: "You just stole my heart."
Girl: Laughs uncontrollably and walks away. Which then led me to laugh uncontrollably at my buddy's failure.
 
Drunk chicks or sluts at the bar. Seriously, single me does not give a shît, if you have an attractive quality that appeals to me when I'm buzzin hard and horny then I'm going to make eye contact then make my charmingly humble/silly/still masculine approach then make sure the conversation leads to persuade her to be interested to the impressive lookin but not overly intimidating babys arm in my pants. (they always like a big THICK "pretty" one) -so keep it as sharp as you keep your other head if you want to impress! ....... Just make sure you eat whatever food she's got in her fridge to sober you for the ride home or save enough for cab fair ( which never happens) ... Seriously! You do not wanna wake up to spend a day shopping or hanging out or even crappier, waking up to her kid(s) lookin at you like "ya mommies a whore...AGAIN!)
 
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
 
CaptHowdy5150 said:
Spring Break 99 - Panama City Beach:

Me: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" 5 minutes later, we're in my hotel room.

My buddy to a girl walking down the strip: "Stop! You're under arrest."
Girl: "What!? Why!?"
My buddy: "You just stole my heart."
Girl: Laughs uncontrollably and walks away. Which then led me to laugh uncontrollably at my buddy's failure.
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LOL This is classic! Pure CLASSIC
 
Me: "Wanna go upstairs and watch the Simpsons?" (college, dorm room)

We've been married for almost 8 years.
 
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