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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

taman6886 said:
Gents, you have to admit, we have our fun, but we are a sick and twisted crew. As an aside Flex, I live about 45 minutes from the Ohio-Michigan line, maybe we can meet up, film it and help Ben out with some of his voyeristic fantasies.
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im stuck in southfield michigan this week. not a fan of your weather
 
MidwestBeast said:
The best part about Ben's fb account is his "girlfriend" who is clearly just a profile he made up so he can choose when and how he comes out of the closet to each individual.
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Must admit there are some photos there that may cause one to wonder. I had considered copying them to post here for a group input, however, I decided that even I would not stoop that low. I also decided to not comment with anything that he may have to explain to family pr friends on those pic's either. I mean, he puts up with us here, I do not want to be overly invasive.
 
taman6886 said:
Complete random question Ben: Do you think Billy Piper is hot, cause I think she is magically babelicious!
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Have you seen "Secret Diaries of a Call Girl"?

She is a hooker in the programme. If you like her it will drive you wild lol.
 
bdcc said:
Have you seen "Secret Diaries of a Call Girl"?

She is a hooker in the programme. If you like her it will drive you wild lol.
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What channel is this on?
Don't you dare say BBC lol.
 
bdcc said:
Have you seen "Secret Diaries of a Call Girl"?

She is a hooker in the programme. If you like her it will drive you wild lol.
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I am familiar with that program, saw some still photos, must agree there. Actually became familiar with her during the David Tenant days of Dr. Who, first on Syfy then BBC America.
 
WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!
Somebody (a rep that needs to build muscle, and also would like people to stop stalking him hint hint) has won 3 months of hghpro and posted his mailing address to the thread.
I quickly copy and pasted it. I plan to post it on here for you all to use to sign him up for junk mail.
I think it would be hilarious if he recieved junk mail every day for the rest of his life...lol
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Stxnas is the owner of AI Sports
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FL3X MAGNUM said:
He is also a very successful realtor in the area.
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FL3X MAGNUM said:
LOL nice. No I was bein serious though. Both of my statements are true. He's a very well established man.
I think he owns that Italian restaurant just down the road from there too. I have family in that area.
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FL3X MAGNUM said:
WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!
Somebody (a rep that needs to build muscle, and also would like people to stop stalking him hint hint) has won 3 months of hghpro and posted his mailing address to the thread.
I quickly copy and pasted it. I plan to post it on here for you all to use to sign him up for junk mail.
I think it would be hilarious if he recieved junk mail every day for the rest of his life...lol
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Who let Flex off of his leash?
 
lol Flex

The best part will be Markus and jizmo showing up at his door when we send them information telling them that he has free anabolics for them. "Don't bother knocking, just come on in! If the door is locked, just break a window!"
 
LMAO, that would be priceless.
No but seriously he should be expecting some Children's strawberry flavored toothpaste samples, Kotex samples, and a free dvd on helping people learn to cope with their problems and not kill themselves.
The name on the address is this...
First name: Mister
Last name: StopStalking

He will know it was me.

Sorry stxnasty, I'm back on my leash now lol.
 
Oh. And I stalked him down on facebook and am contemplating "poking" him every morning.
 
It's all good. It was nothing to scare anybody off and everybody seemed to get it was a joke...no, wait. No they didn't know until I told them, lol :lol:

It was funny though. Even a couple of vets were like :thinking: "Really?"
 
Ohh stxnas I wouldn't do anything to ruin a promo, no worries :)
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Ohh stxnas I wouldn't do anything to ruin a promo, no worries :)
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Flex comes from a long family tree. His ancestors used to love a good promo as well. He just follows in their footsteps.
 
I must relive their legacy. One day I shall tell me grandchildren and link them to my vintage logs.
 
Now you have his address are you going to send him some Beast samples to balance our your incredibly negative level of karma?
 
The samples I sent him should save him money anyways, that's good karma. Children's toothpaste, kotex for his wife...I knew what I was doing.
 
icravefreebies . com

I hope you are sending EVERYTHING you can find, Flex.
 
We've talked about my sensitive taint before. I believe schizm was the instigator.
But unfortunately I have misplaced Jacob Skelton's address, and would have to look it up in one of the freebie offers I signed it up for.
I didn't know there was a place in CA called Corona though lol.
 
Flex is quite sensitive...that's why he requires at least a full hours worth of spooning/cuddling afterwards....according to Ben....
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
We've talked about my sensitive taint before. I believe schizm was the instigator.
But unfortunately I have misplaced Jacob Skelton's address, and would have to look it up in one of the freebie offers I signed it up for.
I didn't know there was a place in CA called Corona though lol.
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lol you sly fox, you
 
schizm said:
Flex is quite sensitive...that's why he requires at least a full hours worth of spooning/cuddling afterwards....according to Ben....
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At least, if not more. He cries and whispers "hold me close, I feel vulnerable".
 
taman6886 said:
I hate to say this, but I first became familiar with those terms when working with adolescent sex offenders :(
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'Terrifying Tony Taman' as he was known was a rogue crime preventing citizen where he took law enforcement into his own hands much like the movies 'Law Abiding Citizen' and 'The Punisher'. He was so feared and infamous that when he stared at one of his criminal victims they would offer suffer partial paralysis. Taman's stare is stronger than that of the mexican staring frog.

All of that is true.
 
You better watch your back, Flex. The Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time!
 
LMAO you guys are starting to show your true colors!

In other news, KingJames just repped me...
DADDY'S HOME GUYS!!!!
 
kingjameskjf said:
Oh hai guise! I've missed you...alot
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!!! So much has changed since you went to the store to buy cigs dad!
For one, it has come to surface that bdcc swings both ways. For two, MWB shaved his beard and is now being referred to as MidwestButch, and for three, stxnas has declared me as his favorite as well as been promoted to owner of AI Sports, where he will be spending most of his time at when he isn't managing his successful local Italian Bistro or Real Estate properties.
Oh and schizm is still obsessed with puppets.
 
taman6886 said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Really, no one is going to run with that? You disappoint me greatly! And where the hell is KJ and MWB and Stick'n'ass? Have they abondoned us? And damn it, I miss Milas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! HELP ME I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm back love. Oh and I love the name for stxnas!

bdcc said:
I think James and Milas are on honeymoon together?

Blake said Milas had some work thing. James just ran away without telling us, we are his family!!
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Milas made me swear not to say anything about us running off and eloping. He said something about saving face or something lame like that.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
LMAO you guys are starting to show your true colors!

In other news, KingJames just repped me...
DADDY'S HOME GUYS!!!!
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LOL! I have returned. I started an internship to my already busy schedule and it took away alot of free time. That and school projects and sick kids didn't help either. I only hope you can forgive my absence and invite me back into your warm embrace.:fest30:
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
!!! So much has changed since you went to the store to buy cigs dad!
For one, it has come to surface that bdcc swings both ways. For two, MWB shaved his beard and is now being referred to as MidwestButch, and for three, stxnas has declared me as his favorite as well as been promoted to owner of AI Sports, where he will be spending most of his time at when he isn't managing his successful local Italian Bistro or Real Estate properties.
Oh and schizm is still obsessed with puppets.
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That's a decent rundown. I read/skimmed through what I missed to catch up. You forgot to mention Talisman and Mules, and the addition of Aaron who seems pretty flaky so far. I think he's a sham.
 
kingjameskjf said:
That's a decent rundown. I read/skimmed through what I missed to catch up. You forgot to mention Talisman and Mules, and the addition of Aaron who seems pretty flaky so far. I think he's a sham.
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Aaron didn't work out. We asked him to leave.
Still feeling things out with this human carrot...
 
kingjameskjf said:
Oh hai guise! I've missed you...alot
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Yes, All of my abandonment issues have been resolved. Now I must break your knee caps, chain you to my computer desk and prop your eyes open with tooth picks. Although this will indeed hurt, just remember I am doing this because I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! (See Ben, it doesn't have to involve killing!) Which oddly enough reminds me of a bizarre fact in the infamous crimes category. Jeffery Dalmer ate his victims so that they would become part of him so he would never be alone. Of course, he also had anal intercourse with a set of some dudes buttocks he kept in the freezer also (If that does not push the ****ing envelope, I have no idea what will-been saving that for a special occasion, and the Return of the King is special enough)
 
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