Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

Since Ben is my newest facebook friend, I plan to spam his wall with topless pictures of me, change my relationship status to in a domestic partnership with him, and check myself in to all his local hot spots every night, tagging him in the posts, calling them "romantic date nights" with "my cuddly wuddly Benny bear" until he reps me to make up for his awful and hurtful mistake.
 
bdcc said:
Accepting your FB will make or break my life. I am unsure which lol.
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It will make you happy, this I am sure of. But it might damage your social reputation, and possibly tarnish your credibility as a PT...lol
 
I am spreading the love so I can rep you, I just haven't spread enough yet.

Speaking of my work I just recorded an incline guillotine press and incline hammer curls with fat gripz. Will get them up later.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Since Ben is my newest facebook friend, I plan to spam his wall with topless pictures of me, change my relationship status to in a domestic partnership with him, and check myself in to all his local hot spots every night, tagging him in the posts, calling them "romantic date nights" with "my cuddly wuddly Benny bear" until he reps me to make up for his awful and hurtful mistake.
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If you do, I'll be sure to "like" every one of them on Ben's wall. lol
 
bdcc said:
I am spreading my cheeks so I can accommodate you, I just haven't spread them enough yet.

Speaking of my work I just recorded an interview with a bunch of dudes. I'm making a porno with them, using my Fat Gripz. Will get them up one by one later.
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I see...man those Fat Gripz are so versatile!
 
I immediately regret this decision!
 
Ok, I may regret this, but I would gladly accept "friend reqests" on FB from any of you guys.

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Just make sure to identify yourself by your AM screen name so I know who it is. All hot looking beatches will be ignored ( I hate having the "Who is that slut" discussion with my wife.
 
I dunno...I might have to think about that one...

In the mean time, some light reading/derailing for you all!

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I see tons of links and no garbage threads to go in and invade.

(Flex's personal thread don't count; even though they are most certainly garbage)
 
The Free RecoverPro tubs:page count is a bit off...I'm showing 1:84....can this be accurate?!?! WTH!?!?


Oh, and FYI taman: Flex, Ben & Blake are all Sexxy bishes (and sluts from what I've gathered in their posts), so that pretty much eliminates their chances of being your FB friends....:pat:
 
FAT GRIPZ IN A PORNO?? GENIUS, curious to see how they hold up.

The thing is, sometimes I spend my freetime laying in my bed and pretending to be a carrot. Sometimes I pretend I am some sort of other vegetable, but pretending that I am a carrot is by far my favorite activity.

Other things I enjoy in my freetime: I frequently hang out outside elementary schools and yell "COME AT ME BRO" at the childeren, it scares them, and I laugh.

I also enjoy peanut butter sandwiches. Jelly is okay too.
 
I like this GOING4SWELL guy...
When shall the voting commence? My maid is dusting the round table as we speak.
 
He is whom I invited in here after he interrupted the Ursobolic thread with "sometimes I lie in bed and pretend I am a carrot" which I thought was hilarious random. Now I have seen two other similar posts I worry he might actually have mental health issues and genuinely wonder it lol.
 
You're right...he is unstable.
I don't trust him.
AaronJP where are you buddy? I miss you....
 
I was afraid we had a spammer on our hands, but I see it's just a carrot. Carry on.
 
GOING4SWELL said:
Not a spammer. Just trying to bring some humor in here
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That's too bad, because this thread is rougly 84 pages of meaningless drivel. Also, Flexy, I am cut to the quick about your reservation about FB friending me :( I am in fact crushed and my life will never be complete. No , no , no apology or invite will fix this, as it simply would be a hollow gesture of pity. Now I see what I really mean to you all. I thought we had something special, but now I know you just wanted me for my man boobs and big ass! (Yes for GOD SAKES, I am just messing with you all. Spent too much time with Axis II People today)
 
LOL. I just read through some of this thread from this morning. You guys continue to crack me up.
I don't know if you guys heard, but I was promoted to head rep due to all of the recent sales of Lemon RecoverPRO.
Srsly...okay, partially serious :D

I survived the legendary and epic Never Listen to Milas thread!
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^^^We need to get custom made shirts that say this.
 
stxnas said:
LOL. I just read through some of this thread from this morning. You guys continue to crack me up.
I don't know if you guys heard, but I was promoted to head rep due to all of the recent sales of Lemon RecoverPRO.
Srsly...okay, partially serious :D



^^^We need to get custom made shirts that say this.
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Are you now head rep Nate? I would congratulate you but I don't know if you are lying.

P.S. I have no idea who Joe Paterno is lol.
 
We have two head reps now and we're both named Nate.
Joe Paterno is a college football coach. He started coaching his team when dinosaurs were still around and he got fired this past week.
 
So did you get promoted to a head rep position?
 
EasyEJL said:
I'd like to be the road head rep (recieving)
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But that's too easy
 
stxnas said:
We have two head reps now and we're both named Nate.
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That is very much too confusing....so from now on there no longer be a 'Nate'....only Cletus & Larryboy (with a nickname of Pegleg Pete)...so, consdering what we know of you, I think Larryboy/Pegleg Pete most suits you....Sooooo, huge congrats on furthering the climb up the ladder of success there Larryboy!! :thumbsup:
 
A win for Nate is a win for all of us since we are a family! Congratulations mate. :)
 
Maybe I've been watching too much sports center again, joe paterno is an ancient dinosaur who knew that one of his fellow dinosaurs (who worked for pennstate, known to be mediocre at everything except for badminton) liked to take showers with the wee little boy dinos. joe paterno knew that wee little dinosaurs were getting hurt by his fellow dinosaur but joe paterno is one stone cold dinosaur and did not tell anyone about the dino-abuse. He's a sick basturd, he got what he deserved, exiled from the land before time.
 
GOING4SWELL said:
Maybe I've been watching too much sports center again, joe paterno is an ancient dinosaur who knew that one of his fellow dinosaurs (who worked for pennstate, known to be mediocre at everything except for badminton) liked to take showers with the wee little boy dinos. joe paterno knew that wee little dinosaurs were getting hurt by his fellow dinosaur but joe paterno is one stone cold dinosaur and did not tell anyone about the dino-abuse. He's a sick basturd, he got what he deserved, exiled from the land before time.
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I liked it better when you talked about being vegetation.
 
The problem is, it seems like no one likes vegetation as much as I do, otherwise I would post about it all day. But man im telling you guys, the rush that I get when I jump in bed, get down to buisness, and pretend that I am a carrot is like nothing else. I straighten out and pretend that I am orange and crunchy, its really nice to get a carrot's perspective on the world
 
What is a carrot's perspective on the global socioeconomic climate at the moment?
 
Random fact of the day to everyone else.

Did you know that the EJL at the end of Easy's name are his initials and stand for Eric John Lazarus?
 
taman6886 said:
Your face is a Snow Globe!
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Is that a dig at my pasty complexion? WTH man?!?! I can't help it I'm 1/6th Albino!!! The Sun frightens me ever so! <hides under desk with 5 watt refrigerator bulb>

bdcc said:
Random fact of the day to everyone else.

Did you know that the EJL at the end of Easy's name are his initials and stand for Eric John Lazarus?
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That's odd, I thought it meant 'Evan's Jiffy Lube'....that's what Flex told me....:boggled:
 
bdcc said:
What is a carrot's perspective on the global socioeconomic climate at the moment?
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Still waiting on this answer. How long does it take a carrot to process a thought?
And also, what kind of socioeconomic norms are carrots subject to?
If 75% of the world's carrots dress like hookers, do you feel like it is socially acceptable to dress like one as well GOING4SWELL? And to add to that, would your self confidence levels dwindle under the pressure?
 
I don't think I would mind being a carrot either. I mean, you'd always be stiff and bunnies would think you were tasty and want to nibble on you. Sounds pretty awesome to me. Now I know why this fantasy happens while in bed ;)
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Still waiting on this answer. How long does it take a carrot to process a thought?
And also, what kind of socioeconomic norms are carrots subject to?
If 75% of the world's carrots dress like hookers, do you feel like it is socially acceptable to dress like one as well GOING4SWELL? And to add to that, would your self confidence levels dwindle under the pressure?
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It is predominately a sub culture, kept mostly underground! :)
 
taman6886 said:
I don't think I would mind being a carrot either. I mean, you'd always be stiff and bunnies would think you were tasty and want to nibble on you. Sounds pretty awesome to me. Now I know why this fantasy happens while in bed ;)
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Bunnies to carrots are like playboy bunnies to men, fact.
 
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