Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym

ygbodybuilder

ygbodybuilder

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Why must you be so nasty? come on now is it that hard to walk in small corner it let that **** out?

Why must you let out one out that stink super bad and than walk around the gym why u do it? come on nowwww!

and than why do yall try to be slick with it and fart and leave the spot, now when someone comes over there to the spot that i happen to be at they think thats me smelling like that
 
It's not always intentional. Sometimes one with just squeak out while leg pressing or ab crunches. Oops, that's the cost of whole wheat
 
Ah yes, like someone mentioned above, crop dusting! I just got back from the Arnold and I had quite a few crop dusting encounters.

:moon:
 
specmike said:
LOL....**** happens.
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John Smeton said:
Everyone farts man. If you eat a lot of protein and carbs its going to happen some time or another
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Yeah i know that,but i dont do it and than walk around the whole gym. people do that sh-it on purpose so someone else can be blame for the smell


Also i walk over to a corner if i feel as thou its going to be a smelly one

I'm not talking about those that fart while doing a heavy movement
 
I'm guilty of crop dusting as well....usually going past my girlfriend in the grocery store so people think it was her LOL.....it must be love because she hasn't left me yet :D
 
LOL.....Walking to a corner will not disperse a really good protein fart. It's going to cling and follow.
 
If its the choice of complete my rep or hold in a fart, we all know what's going to happen.

It's the best when a really hot chick is nearby. Everyone looks at you, and you just point and act like it was her.
 
Damn YG. Why are you calling people out? What next? Are you going to start "calling out who ever works for sci fit"

Got My Scoopa!!!

Welcome to AM YG. You've cracked me up quite a bit over at BB.com.
 
I've put a hurting on the entire free weight section at LA Fitness before. They don't know who did it when the whole place smells like poopie.
 
it happens because people eat way too frikken much to try and grow. I can eat 400 grams of protein/day but if I'm eating clean I dont fart at all hardly. Eating is necessary to grow, yes, but there comes a point when people just need to let genetics take their course and back off a little bit. I agree, its rude as hell
 
I'm guilty but I usually do it past the douches curling in the squat rack
 
You mean "douches squatting at the curl rack," right? :lol:
 
Cottage cheese = fun times at the gym. I don't do it intentionally but when I do, I make sure to find the biggest douche.
 
People follow me around the gym ... I can't really find a vacant corner to slice it.

Besides, the culture has changed. The other day I saw a young girl grunting it out on the leg-press and she laid out a toad that made me jealous as hell.

And after she ripped it - she turned to me and grinned from ear to ear.

It's the "in" thing now - get with the program!
 
Laid a toad? I don't even know what that means...:lol:

EDIT: I misread your post. After reading it again, I get it.
 
I've always trained early (4 am) I used to go to this snooty gym in L.A. and my workout partner and I would take turns leaving the weight room to fart by the people on treadmills. 6 days a week, real thick protein goodness.
 
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