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Flying Ninja Monkey Tears , what's this?

Jasen

Jasen

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It's a new Nitrate product from APS. First came the super hyped up but short lived creatine nitrate. Now they are coming out with the super anabolic Monkey-Dung-Nitrate!. It gives an incredible pump!. The bottle isn't as pretty and shiny as Creatine Nitrate but its sure to be just useless!.
 
T-Bone said:
It's a new Nitrate product from APS. First came the super hyped up but short lived creatine nitrate. Now they are coming out with the super anabolic Monkey-Dung-Nitrate!. It gives an incredible pump!. The bottle isn't as pretty and shiny as Creatine Nitrate but its sure to be just useless!.
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Have you used creatine nitrate?
 
Is anyone going to give a real answear as to what that is
 
Ev52 said:
Have you used creatine nitrate?
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Seconding this question. I absolutely loved CN.

Oh, and Flying Ninja Monkey Tears are the Bill Brasky of the supplement world ;)
 
put 85 pounds on my bench in 3 weeks
 
inb4 'how do I open glass amps?' :)
 
they are the most potent anabolic substance on earth. The price we are offering is a steal
 
AE14 said:
they are the most potent anabolic substance on earth. The price we are offering is a steal
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Most potent in the universe is more like it. 1ml is enough for an 8 week cycle...but u sure as heck better have a good PCT ready.
 
I won the lottery while using the triple filtered female ninja tears.. not cheap but I sure felt like a w-hore. Paid and only slightly violated.
 
Xerxes said:
When is it coming back for sale:-)?
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Honestly, it might not ever happen again..you see, Flying Ninja Monkeys NEVER cry....when they actually did, it came as quite a surprise and we knew that we had to act fast, barely catching a very limited run of their rare, exotic, and extremely anabolic tears....

The only reason they cried in the first place is b/c one of the employees up here split the beans and didn't watch his mouth in front of them...yes, it's sad to say that he told them that MacGyver is NOT real...that he is just an ordinary guy name Richard Dean Anderson...It's a much bigger deal than it sounds, seeing that 91.8% of their training was based off of his special skills and powers...the other 8.2% is solely based off the fact that their father (the original flying ninja monkey) knows a guy, who's sister's, friend's, uncle's, paper boy once met Chuck Norris.
 
NutraPlanet CS said:
Honestly, it might not ever happen again..you see, Flying Ninja Monkeys NEVER cry....when they actually did, it came as quite a surprise and we knew that we had to act fast, barely catching a very limited run of their rare, exotic, and extremely anabolic tears....

The only reason they cried in the first place is b/c one of the employees up here split the beans and didn't watch his mouth in front of them...yes, it's sad to say that he told them that MacGyver is NOT real...that he is just an ordinary guy name Richard Dean Anderson...It's a much bigger deal than it sounds, seeing that 91.8% of their training was based off of his special skills and powers...the other 8.2% is solely based off the fact that their father (the original flying ninja monkey) knows a guy, who's sister's, friend's, uncle's, paper boy once met Chuck Norris.
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Gotcha:-)
 
I'm surprised these are even on the market - Flying Ninja Monkeys are rare & they give ANY prohormone a run for it's money.
 
oli said:
they give ANY prohormone a run for it's money.
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Oh, dude, you're not giving them nearly enough credit. These are better than even some of the real gear out there. I'm just upset I missed out on them...:aargh:
 
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