SilentBob's (no-drama) chatroom
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ShadowFury
Active member
So many jokes I could pull right now....which one to go with....?
In mother russia, profile deletes you!
Tell Chuck Norris you are here. Problem solved.
Srsly, I dunno... I'm happy here.
Nope. Nor the first one. Have a 2 yr old. If it ain't on TV, I'm screwed.
You've become one of my favorite posters over the period of this thread :cheers:
On Paranormal Activity 2, I heard it's good. But my GF forced me to watch the first one with her a few nights ago... I was honestly bored. There were hilarious parts though. I would wait till it's out for rental TBH, unless you have a date that wants to see it. (The GF just saw 2 as well, and said it was scary as hell though)
T-AD
Well-known member
A "date"? What's that?!?!? :lol: Married for like 7 years come next April. Have a 2 yr old. I don't even remember what a "date" is...unless you're referring to things like March 31, 1788 or something...
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
A "date"? What's that?!?!? :lol: Married for like 7 years come next April. Have a 2 yr old. I don't even remember what a "date" is...unless you're referring to things like March 31, 1788 or something...
Any day that I don't pass out immediately after I return from the gym I consider a date :cheers:
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
Meh, your probably right. May wait for rental. Now the blood and guts of Saw I'm definitely seeing this weekend.
EasyEJL
Never enough
A "date"? What's that?!?!? :lol: Married for like 7 years come next April. Have a 2 yr old. I don't even remember what a "date" is...unless you're referring to things like March 31, 1788 or something...
we're married 15, and still generally do 1 date nite a week
ShadowFury
Active member
A "date"? What's that?!?!? :lol: Married for like 7 years come next April. Have a 2 yr old. I don't even remember what a "date" is...unless you're referring to things like March 31, 1788 or something...
I can't define a "date" because there's no real definition :/ It can either be a horrible thing or a great thing, a giant screw up, or just a screw. Etc...
T-AD
Well-known member
Kids are grown up, or you have a really good babysitter, or ya don't have any?we're married 15, and still generally do 1 date nite a week
Sad part is, my parents live 7 miles up the road. They watch my niece, 10 months younger than Izzie, all the time for my sister (single mom). It's spoiled them for watching their other granddaughter - something they said would never happen. Yeah, right... then throw the guy a bone every now and again and let us have a little fun! Must be because they know we're stopping at 1.
T-AD
Well-known member
Nice... Good for you, man!Kids are 2,6 and 14, so now we get the 14 year old to watch the others. before the 2 year old, we used to get grandma + grandpa (about 30 miles away) to take the 2 on 2 weekends a month
SilentBob187
Well-known member
In 3D!!!!!!!!
I cannot wait for this 3D fad to die off. Damn Fern Gully remake, making 3D popular again.
Maybe if studios came up with some ORIGINAL stories they wouldn't have to try and add some novelty to the movies to get people to see them. :zx11pissed:
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
Is it originality or technology. The tech advances have made home viewing as good if not better then going to the theater in some cases. Have to keep something novel about the experience to generate sales. Attendance keeps getting lower and lower each year.....
EasyEJL
Never enough
I have a 10 foot diagonal screen @ 1080i analog with a home theater couch about 8 feet from the screen. Since 2005
xbox 360 rocks on it.
SilentBob187
Well-known member
It's originality. Practically every movie out there is a remake or an adaptation of or the same plot with a different name. And don't get me started on Saw...how many have they made now?
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
How in the hell do you have a 120" tv?!?! How much did it cost and were can I get one???I have a 10 foot diagonal screen @ 1080i analog with a home theater couch about 8 feet from the screen. Since 2005
It's originality. Practically every movie out there is a remake or an adaptation of or the same plot with a different name. And don't get me started on Saw...how many have they made now?
If you look hard enough, everything is the same in some form or another. It's virtually impossible to make something that doesn't resemble or pull from something else. I agree on the remakes though, the karate kid was just pointless, I mean really....
How to Train Your Dragon was an excellent, quasi original flick.
EasyEJL
Never enough
I bought one of these (refurbished) back in 2005 for $3500 and its ceiling mounted
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weighs 140lbs or so, was a pain in the ass to get up there.
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
It's originality. Practically every movie out there is a remake or an adaptation of or the same plot with a different name. And don't get me started on Saw...how many have they made now?
I am not going to lie, Jackass was significantly worth the extra 5$ to see it in 3D.
bluehealer
Active member
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate!!!
DEAR DESPERATE!!!,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0!!!
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly... You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate!!!
DEAR DESPERATE!!!,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0!!!
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly... You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
bluehealer
Active member
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
REMEMBER:
SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE
IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
REMEMBER:
SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE
IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.
DreamWeaver
Legend
Ahh I'm satisfied with 98% .... wait ... that's Bull****!! I'm over the top whoo!! hoo!! :13:
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
How does the projector play movies?? Do you run it through a dvd/bluray or something?
EasyEJL
Never enough
I use an xbox 360, but could hook anything up to it with component sources. Nowadays, for the same money I could buy a decent digital projector to get the same quality. In 2005, the digital projectors under $25,000 sucked visually compared to this.
ShadowFury
Active member
Sounds pretty EASY to do :toofunny:
SilentBob187
Well-known member
It really is. Just think of the projector like a regular TV and how you hook that up to the rest of your home theater system.
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
Hmmmm, I was about to drop some dimes for a 60" Sharp Aquos, but I may have to look into this digital projector thingamabob. Does Best Buy carry these??
EasyEJL
Never enough
since we're forumacious, i'd suggest going here
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and looking at their reviews and information. My overall suggestion is a DLP, as they tend to have nicest black levels. But as far as specifics go, better to read up on whats available now and what pricing.
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
You can't.
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
You could possibly request a moderator to delete your account, I am not sure how that works.
EasyEJL
Never enough
I'm guessing that dujanw21 doesn't get written on the job applications you full out so you'll be fine.
ShadowFury
Active member
This...
:/
Blah, my GF has to work on halloween
I'm gonna be so bored now... unless I roam the neighborhood dressed as a creepy white guy... :scratchchin:
EasyEJL
Never enough
This...
:/
Blah, my GF has to work on halloween
wait, that's what I was going as
DreamWeaver
Legend
This...
:/
Blah, my GF has to work on halloween
As long as the plan doesn't invovle a trench coat and knee socks...:boggled:
bikeswimlive
Well-known member
Funny Story:
So last night a bottle of cologne spilled in my gym bag. I take my bag with me to work because I go directly to then gym after I leave the office. Well I keep my pre-workout shake powders (3/4 cups ground oats and two scoops protein) in the shaker until I'm about to leave to mix up and drink. Well apparently the smell saturated the powders and I am now drinking a shake that tastes exactly like my cologne smells. The sad part is, I kind of like it. Calvin Klein protein.
So last night a bottle of cologne spilled in my gym bag. I take my bag with me to work because I go directly to then gym after I leave the office. Well I keep my pre-workout shake powders (3/4 cups ground oats and two scoops protein) in the shaker until I'm about to leave to mix up and drink. Well apparently the smell saturated the powders and I am now drinking a shake that tastes exactly like my cologne smells. The sad part is, I kind of like it. Calvin Klein protein.
SilentBob187
Well-known member
For 'Name that you go by:' I always put SilentBob187...is that bad?
ShadowFury
Active member
Haha, nice. Now your innerds are all good smelly :icon_lol:
Instead of creepy white guy, now I'm thinking of going as a poor college student. It'd be a lot easier to dress for that.
On a side note, I just found out from a guy in my math class that you don't need to be a certified trainer to be a trainer in Indiana(from what he said, atleast... verification?). I'm debating on getting a norm job or just shooting for that(my major is Fitness Studies). Free membership as well, so it would save me about $30 a month. Anyone here lift at an Anytime Fitness?
thundergod
Well-known member
No. That's why "Jay" hired you in the first place. :icon_lol:
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thundergod
Well-known member
TOO LATE!!!
Now you're screwed. This is the first forum that the authorities look at for hardened criminals. :cop:
They'll make you rue the day you took that there creatine. :icon_lol:
EasyEJL
Never enough
I'm going as hulk hogan, shirtless. Not quite as lean as I had wanted to be, but I'll still post pics.
ShadowFury
Active member
Ah, nice.
I have Bobybuilding.com as a friend on Facebook and they've been posting up people in their costumes. There hasn't been a great hulk one yet though
There was a Kratos and a Terminator that looked freaking awesome though.
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
What do you guys think about IBE selling their company? Just read about it in their forum.
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
Heading over to read about it now.....
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
Meh, they got bought out by another forum/etailer. Looks like the prods they had are still going to hit the market too.... I'm sorry but I find it hard to feel bad for or about anything when they sell. I'm sure it was a nice chunk of change, and that all involved are more then happy.:240:
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
thebigt
Legend
winner
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
To me it depends. A company being bought can mean very good things, or the company can collapse.
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
True. Either way they got paid though. :shrug:
thundergod
Well-known member
I heard it was because they gave away all their Boladrol and no one is sufficiently logging it. :toofunny:
thebigt
Legend
boladrol looks like potent sheit, but it aint even for sale anywhere.