31. Muscletech will turn the alcohol in your blood stream to pure testosterone. You will be able to win 100% of bar fights, against up to 8 people at once. You will also always get the woman, just like in an action movie. The cops will recognize you from the muscletech bottles strewn about on the ground, and release you because you are famous. You then stride away from the bar, not looking back as it explodes in a ball of fire. You light your nanovapor cigar on a piece of debris as it flys through the air, the gravitational field of your sheer mass bringing it close enough for you to not even twitch one muscle in doing so. As you continue to grow larger from the muscletech you ingested, the earth will begin to tremble, until you disrupt the tectonic plates so much that California drops into the ocean. But then your favorite walking spot will be trashed (Venice Boardwalk) so you will become enraged, shattering the earths crust in your anguish, thus ending the world by way of molten fire. If you start dosing any muscletech stack today at the recommended doses, and keep on it, this will happen by 21DEC12.