WHY I LOVE JAGERMEISTER!

ahh dude i love those good quality non light beers. I like newcastle, all sorts of IPA's like magic hat, etc. I was on a cruise once and had Murhpy's stout, the amber kind, now i cant really find it at any stores around here.
 
AntonG42O said:
ahh dude i love those good quality non light beers. I like newcastle, all sorts of IPA's like magic hat, etc. I was on a cruise once and had Murhpy's stout, the amber kind, now i cant really find it at any stores around here.
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I have been meaning to give magic hat a try, its been appearing at more and more chicago bars. Glad to hear you like it, ill have to try it.
 
HereToStudy said:
I have been meaning to give magic hat a try, its been appearing at more and more chicago bars. Glad to hear you like it, ill have to try it.
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yea Magic Hat #9 is a very good IPA. the other ones Im not a huge fan of, crazy cat is very spicy i thought
 
AntonG42O said:
damn dude u drink more or less 4 nights a week?
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Yeah... and I know, it's not smart. Wednesday through Saturday, usually not to the point of wastedness just out on the town with friends. I know I should cut back, getting out at night is just a hell of a good time though, and otherwise I feel like I'm wasting a night watching dumb stuff on tv or the net since I rarely fall asleep before 2am anyway.
 
TheLastRonin said:
Pfft..lol.. 151 depth charges rape and pillage jager and tequila. Save the Patron for hot summer nights with shiver shots. :silly:
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one time i was so ****ed up on jager i chugged down everclear..... all imma say that night was bad...... real bad.......
 
Jayhawkk said:
Hopefully the original post is just a 'story' otherwise it's one of the most, full-on tarded things i've read in a while.
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NO, its true story....... and aparently when i talked to my buddy there were worse things that happened that night.....
 
i dont like tequila thought...... i just never had the taste for it, whats a real good tequila? i might give it a go this weekend after my jager
 
Jasen said:
one time i was so ****ed up on jager i chugged down everclear..... all imma say that night was bad...... real bad.......
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I'll never understand how anyone ever decides it would be a good idea to take everclear or golden grain straight. At least you have the excuse of being f'd up, but I've seen others do it before getting to that point and just want to punch them in the face for being an idiot. They always... ALWAYS regret it.

180 proof grain alcohol is only good for lighter fluid or making punch.

Jasen said:
i dont like tequila thought...... i just never had the taste for it, whats a real good tequila? i might give it a go this weekend after my jager
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You're not alone on this. People seem to like Patron, and even though it's smoother than the cheaper stuff I still think it's pretty bad.
 
buuzer0 said:
Yeah... and I know, it's not smart. Wednesday through Saturday, usually not to the point of wastedness just out on the town with friends. I know I should cut back, getting out at night is just a hell of a good time though, and otherwise I feel like I'm wasting a night watching dumb stuff on tv or the net since I rarely fall asleep before 2am anyway.
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lol u dont always have to drink bro, there are plenty of nights when i everyone is wasted and i dont even need to drink to have a good time. i feel like my game is better when im not slurring my words lol but of course sometimes it feels great to get trashed. just try to break out of that routine because its gotta hurt your lifting/fitness/whatever if its 4 nights a week every single week.
 
ahh c'mon support it!!!!!!!!
 
btw i only drink when i go out, many times i go by weeks w.o. drinking lmoa im not some sort of alcoholic just in case some on here have a idea i am
 
You must have one hell of a tolerance in order to sustain consciousness after downing a bottle of anything and chasing it with straight Everclear... You don't get that without serious alcoholic tendencies.
 
Jayhawkk said:
You must have one hell of a tolerance in order to sustain consciousness after downing a bottle of anything and chasing it with straight Everclear... You don't get that without serious alcoholic tendencies.
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Agreed. His liver will hate him down the road.
 
yah..... u know i got thaat same msg from ym buddy too, he was extremely shocked i finished a 750ml bottle of jager and later on in night i chuged ever clear, i thought it was vodka but once ti was down my throat...... i noticed the imense burning sensation but ti was too late. my buddy had some he ended up gettin in fight with a tree that night.
 
I AM eastern european so tolerance is high
 
anytime a Everclear bottle get popped........... unmentionable things happen :)
 
I used to love Jager and drank it for several years. There was a period in time where everyone was into Jager. Now and days I can't stomach it by itself, I have to drink it with red bull.
 
nothing can cover everclear LMAO!
 
I drank to much this pasted weekend and really F*cked my thumb up. I hit this kid with a nice left hook and my thumb got caught on him somehow and jammed the piss out of it.

Tekillya (Tequila)- Patron Silver.
 
BigBeazy said:
I drank to much this pasted weekend and really F*cked my thumb up. I hit this kid with a nice left hook and my thumb got caught on him somehow and jammed the piss out of it.

Tekillya (Tequila)- Patron Silver.
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not that good of a left hook then hmmm?
 
Ya haha probably was aiming for the wrong one
 
I won't insult you like a lot of people. Work hard. Party hard. That's cool and all, but you cant remember 80% of the night, soul you could have ended up sitting in the corner to drunk to get up and have any fun for all you know. Theres also the part where apparently you must have strolen some alcohol or something. That's not exactly nice behavior. I like to drink enough to cut lose and remember ****. It's actually easier to talk to the girls when you can still form an intelligent thought also.
 
heretostudy your posts sh**ing on jersey shore are ideally funny, as well as, in addition to, hilarious. Furthermore may I recommend 'bobby bottle service' because it also is ideally funny as well as in addition to hilarious. Just type bobby bottle service into google and enjoy

ps I loveee my muddddddda!!

pss- Why I workout?? So i can look extra sexy in the club for the ladiezz when im sportinnn my EDD HARDYYY (yeaa yeaa) shirt of a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard
 
mikemd21289 said:
heretostudy your posts sh**ing on jersey shore are ideally funny, as well as, in addition to, hilarious. Furthermore may I recommend 'bobby bottle service' because it also is ideally funny as well as in addition to hilarious. Just type bobby bottle service into google and enjoy

ps I loveee my muddddddda!!

pss- Why I workout?? So i can look extra sexy in the club for the ladiezz when im sportinnn my EDD HARDYYY (yeaa yeaa) shirt of a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard
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I LOVE BOBBY BOTTLE SERVICE.

You know I like you guys and all, but I don't respect your bodies.....Wut.
 
AntonG42O said:
it was probably a good hook but then he blacked out and now doesnt remember gouging the dude's eye out
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Ok here is the story:

Was passed out on bed (Lolz I didn't get any /tired). Woke up to people yelling "Beazy there is a fight outside, come now ect." Woke up, opened my hotel door, 5 guys where punching my buddy Colin in the face and had him in a head lock (Colin Roughly 98 lbs, 5'7). I came out swinging and got them by surprise, knocking the living S*it out of them. Colins brother Kyle was behind me punching them all upside the head aswell(Kyle 5'10, 130 lbs). They all pretty much hit the ground, we tossed Colin in my room, and started to call them pussies as i was kicking them in the face. Homeboy from down the balcony calls out "Jersey Shore ***** F*ck, ect. Nice hair ***, go back to NY" and started running at me. I turned around, waited and a full blown haymaker to his jaw. He got knocked the **** out, and i started just beating his face into the ground. (So far mostly right hand punches from what I remember). Home boy is on his side, two inch wide gash on his left cheek, I'm in my wife beat and boxers, covered in blood. Hie is leaning up against the like outside balconony thing on the floor. I again start shouting war crys egging more of them on. (Just a little background info, I put two and two together and figured out they where coming from prom of some sort, roughly 20-30 including girls where there.) Another dude wearing a vest holding a heiny bottle tried hitting me in the head with it and caught my right shoulder/trap. I turned around, ducked kinda and gave him a left uppercut/swing thing lol. Kyle then got him in a headlock while i hammerfisted the back of his head. Homeboy on the floor in his bloody ass white tee started getting up kinda, and thats when I dropped another punch into his face, making his head hit the floor. Everyone thought he was dead, and all the fighting stopped. I went back into my room after more **** talking, and washed off most of the blood. I went on to brag to these girls of what I had done when I heard a knock on my door. Figuring it was these ***s wanting more, I said kyle you open the door and I will punch. Turns out it was a security gaurd (And no i didnt hit the lil lady) and she asked what happened about a fight. I said i had no clue, she called me a liar due to the fact there was blood coming from my hotel room, leading to the other party's. At that point, I went downstairs, got my deposit, hit dennys a few feet down the road, all u can eat pancakes, $4 and a coffe and diet coke. Sobered up and drove home.

I think my left got ****ed when i hit that kid with the beer bottle.
 
BigBeazy said:
Ok here is the story:

Was passed out on bed (Lolz I didn't get any /tired). Woke up to people yelling "Beazy there is a fight outside, come now ect." Woke up, opened my hotel door, 5 guys where punching my buddy Colin in the face and had him in a head lock (Colin Roughly 98 lbs, 5'7). I came out swinging and got them by surprise, knocking the living S*it out of them. Colins brother Kyle was behind me punching them all upside the head aswell(Kyle 5'10, 130 lbs). They all pretty much hit the ground, we tossed Colin in my room, and started to call them pussies as i was kicking them in the face. Homeboy from down the balcony calls out "Jersey Shore ***** F*ck, ect. Nice hair ***, go back to NY" and started running at me. I turned around, waited and a full blown haymaker to his jaw. He got knocked the **** out, and i started just beating his face into the ground. (So far mostly right hand punches from what I remember). Home boy is on his side, two inch wide gash on his left cheek, I'm in my wife beat and boxers, covered in blood. Hie is leaning up against the like outside balconony thing on the floor. I again start shouting war crys egging more of them on. (Just a little background info, I put two and two together and figured out they where coming from prom of some sort, roughly 20-30 including girls where there.) Another dude wearing a vest holding a heiny bottle tried hitting me in the head with it and caught my right shoulder/trap. I turned around, ducked kinda and gave him a left uppercut/swing thing lol. Kyle then got him in a headlock while i hammerfisted the back of his head. Homeboy on the floor in his bloody ass white tee started getting up kinda, and thats when I dropped another punch into his face, making his head hit the floor. Everyone thought he was dead, and all the fighting stopped. I went back into my room after more **** talking, and washed off most of the blood. I went on to brag to these girls of what I had done when I heard a knock on my door. Figuring it was these ***s wanting more, I said kyle you open the door and I will punch. Turns out it was a security gaurd (And no i didnt hit the lil lady) and she asked what happened about a fight. I said i had no clue, she called me a liar due to the fact there was blood coming from my hotel room, leading to the other party's. At that point, I went downstairs, got my deposit, hit dennys a few feet down the road, all u can eat pancakes, $4 and a coffe and diet coke. Sobered up and drove home.

I think my left got ****ed when i hit that kid with the beer bottle.
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thats the gayest story I've ever heard!!
 
AntonG42O said:
LOL what is this bb.com, calling people out online? good story though, nothing better than teaching high school douches a lesson once in a while
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I am a High School Douche. Graduation is Monday!


However, I've been taking College Classes for two years now, not going to the High School at all, and working full time. Not to mention the fact that I look like I'm in my mid-early twenties. Buying beer is no problem!
 
And I call out Deeerdre on a daily basis Lol.
 
i liked the story around winter few months ago, i almost got in a fight with 20 something ppl, they saw i wasn't backing down then one of them kept pleading man i dont want no fight here so they all left. this was outside a club. it was like a scene from 300 LMAO all my friends were scared hiding and from then on everytime one of my friends says ok if there is a fight we all in, i reply **** YOU u guys did not help me against 20+ ppl i aint helping u.
 
like the saying goes, "if its **** me, then its **** you"
 
yea thats some $hitty friends man, it shouldnt matter how many ppl u gotta fight. should probably re-evaluate where you stand with those people haha
 
Rodja said:
Watch the fights. Drunken MMA has passed. Well, it was more of drunken BJJ.
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oh man i love when people try to drunk wrestle, especially if they try to take me down.... nothing is easier than putting on a triangle on an untrained person
 
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