Muscletech is awesome

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risktaker said:
HAHA, if I was skinny fat, I woudn't be here.
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Chill holmes, I'm not actually saying you are "skinny fat"... I was amused by the phrase, thus I threw it back at you in a manner I thought you would understand as being jovial- but I guess nothing gets past your keen wit does it?? Anyway- I apologize- truly i shoulda known better :) And if you were- in fact- a towel sir- I would hope you had the Muscle Tech logo screen printed or stitched across you in all its regal glory- and that perhaps you would have the honor of sopping up the vasoanabolic properties surely contained in the sweat of a Jay Cutler or a Dexter Jackson after an intense, MT-fueled set- they are def NOT skinny fat,l n they wholeheartedly swear by Cell Tech! -this is common knowledge bro read up on it
 
Gakic anyone? :shocked: Just to clarify, the kids in the back took celltech before entering the trunk, the man deadlifting took celltech hardcore. This is what they considered the best way to show the power of the new hardcore series!
 

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Guys, I just applied to MTU !!

Bad news: $130k a year :(

Good news: Free MuscleTech Lab coat, and an official MuscleTech pen ! :)
 
AK32408 said:
Guys, I just applied to MTU !!

Bad news: $130k a year :(

Good news: Free MuscleTech Lab coat, and an official MuscleTech pen ! :)
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$130,000 a year...

That's only 1,625 tubs of Cell-Tech Hardcore!

Also, don't forget to use your Gold Card when you apply for an additional 20% off tuition!
 
hoopem6 said:
$130,000 a year...

That's only 1,625 tubs of Cell-Tech Hardcore!

Also, don't forget to use your Gold Card when you apply for an additional 20% off tuition!
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Ahh, I knew I forgot something !

...but I think that 20% discount is only good for the 1st 7 days in the new month. I'll have to call financial aid and see if I can get reimbursed with free Nitro-Tech and Gakic on May 1st :thumbsup:
 
AK32408 said:
Ahh, I knew I forgot something !

...but I think that 20% discount is only good for the 1st 7 days in the new month. I'll have to call financial aid and see if I can get reimbursed with free Nitro-Tech and Gakic on May 1st :thumbsup:
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LOL
 
Coppied this from the muscle tech website! haha.... This is Jay Cutlers meal plan. haha.....

These individuals are extraordinary athletes. Always read the label before use.
Remember to consult your doctor before starting any diet and/or training program.
MuscleTech.com

Meal 1 15 egg whites and 2 yolks 4 slices Ezekiel toast 1 cup (dry) Ezekiel
Hydroxycut Hardcore X

Meal 2 10 oz. of steak
2 cups of rice

Pre-workout
supplements
Cell-Tech Hardcore Pro Series
Nitro-Tech Hardcore Pro Series
Hydroxycut Hardcore X

Intra Workout
supplements
IntraVol

Post-workout
supplements
Nitro-Tech Hardcore Pro Series
Cell-Tech Hardcore Pro Series

Meal 3 10 oz. of chicken
4 cups of rice (cooked)

Meal 4 10 oz. of buffalo meat
2 cups of rice
Alpha Amino Prototype 216

Meal 5 10 oz. of turkey
1 cup of Ezekiel cereal
2 slices of Ezekiel bread
Nitro-Tech Hardcore Pro Series

Meal 6 Nitro-Tech Hardcore Pro Series
4 slices of Ezekiel bread
 
madds87 said:
Coppied this from the usplabs website! haha.... This is Jay Cutlers meal plan. haha.....

These individuals are extraordinary athletes. Always read the label before use.
Remember to consult your doctor before starting any diet and/or training program.
usplabsdirect.com

Meal 1 15 egg whites and 2 yolks 4 slices Ezekiel toast 1 cup (dry) Ezekiel
3 caps of usplabs prime

Meal 2 10 oz. of steak
2 cups of rice, 15 min before meal2: usplabs anabolic pump

Pre-workout
supplements 1 hour after eating meal 2
usplabs PowerFull(3caps), usplabs jack3d 30 min before training

Intra Workout
supplements
x-tend

Post-workout
supplements
usplabs anabolic pump 15 min before meal 3


Meal 3 10 oz. of chicken
4 cups of rice (cooked)
3caps of usplabs prime

Meal 4 10 oz. of buffalo meat
2 cups of rice


Meal 5 10 oz. of turkey
1 cup of Ezekiel cereal
2 slices of Ezekiel bread
3 caps of usplabs prime

Meal 6 Nitro-Tech Hardcore Pro Series
4 slices of Ezekiel bread, one hour after meal 6: 3 caps of usplabs PowerFull 30 min before bed.
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Fixed***
 
AK32408 said:
Guys, I just applied to MTU !!

Bad news: $130k a year :(

Good news: Free MuscleTech Lab coat, and an official MuscleTech pen ! :)
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just think one day your name could be listed in fantastically accurate MT articles all around the world! I am jealous of course
 
does anybody else here like sex?
 
rochabp said:
does anybody else here like sex?
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By sex, are you referring to risktaker's 'adult entertainment' thread?

If so, I would suggest he check out MuscleTech's website. Not only do they have pictures of oiled up men flexing in thongs, but their video section rivals that of pornhubs. :type:
 
This thread was fun but risktaker's ignorance is killing it for me........ I need to suck down a couple of servings of anabolic halo
 
Frequency said:
This thread was fun but risktaker's ignorance is killing it for me........ I need to suck down a couple of servings of anabolic halo
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Anabolic Halo clearly ICES any of the so-called competition, man it's hot where i'm sitting n plus my forearms have been swelling from all this typing (thx to a lil naNO vapor with my cereal this morning :))- I could also go for a couple servings right now! Oh- n PLEASE gimme some naNO X9 over "Anabolic Pump" or whatever this usplabs company has...come on we all know that **** isn't backed by the kind of science that MT puts behind each n every product they put out
 
Dcell22 said:
Anabolic Halo clearly ICES any of the so-called competition, man it's hot where i'm sitting n plus my forearms have been swelling from all this typing (thx to a lil naNO vapor with my cereal this morning :))- I could also go for a couple servings right now! Oh- n PLEASE gimme some naNO X9 over "Anabolic Pump" or whatever this usplabs company has...come on we all know that **** isn't backed by the kind of science that MT puts behind each n every product they put out
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oh really, well try usplabs products yourself and you will grow faster than muscletech products.
 
Frequency said:
This thread was fun but risktaker's ignorance is killing it for me........ I need to suck down a couple of servings of anabolic halo
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thats what she said
 
MT has the new Gakic patch...
you just put on 20 patches on your body and youll go into a deep anabolic state...but to assess tolerance to powerfull power of Gakic start of with just 19 patches
 
rochabp said:
MT has the new Gakic patch...
you just put on 20 patches on your body and youll go into a deep anabolic state...but to assess tolerance to powerfull power of Gakic start of with just 19 patches
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FOR REAL? Where can I get this at? I haven't seen it...?? PLZ HELP!
 
risktaker said:
oh really, well try usplabs products yourself and you will grow faster than muscletech products.
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I appreciate your input bro, as I understand you just DON'T understand the power of Muscle Tech products, but yeah I believe in being smart and not wasting my hard-earned $ on over-priced hyped-up crap, sorry. If usplabs is so great, where are their lengthy articles complete with testimonials of real pros and actual pics of them using the products during training? and scientists diligently holding clipboards n helping to merge the gap between the lab and the gym? the vague references to prestigious scientific journals? huh? where is all this- oh that's right- "usplabs" ain't got it brotha!
 
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Dcell22 said:
I appreciate your input bro, as I understand you just DON'T understand the power of Muscle Tech products, but yeah I believe in being smart and not wasting my hard-earned $ on over-priced hyped-up crap, sorry. If usplabs is so great, where are their lengthy articles complete with testimonials of real pros and actual pics of them using the products during training? and scientists diligently holding clipboards n helping to merge the gap between the lab and the gym? the vague references to prestigious scientific journals? huh? where is all this- oh that's right- "usplabs" ain't got it brotha!
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uh yeah it does, you just don't realize that usplabs are used by natural guys not juiced up bodybuilders like jay cutler and dexter jackson and is not hype, is the real deal.
 
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