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Irish Cannon Gets on AXIS...with AXIS (Hemodraulix + Kitchen Sink)

I got a story for you Irish...

I had a great shoulder workout today, then walked up to the top floor - because typically its where most of the good looking young females are - to hit off 20 minutes of incline jogging.

So I was right - 4 or 5 nice looking females... and no guys in the immediate vicinity. So I'm about 10 minutes in, and all of a sudden, my senses are bombarded by the stench of rotten fart. Not like an innocent fart, but a "holy sh*t my body can't handle 300 grams of whey protein fart"... So I'm like... which one of these f*cking chicks just gassed me out?! Then I'm thinking to myself, every one of these 4 or 5 females now thinks I'm f*cking pig - except of course for the chick that actually just blew out...

I'm still having a hard time coming to grips with this.
 
TimberLakers said:
I got a story for you Irish...

I had a great shoulder workout today, then walked up to the top floor - because typically its where most of the good looking young females are - to hit off 20 minutes of incline jogging.

So I was right - 4 or 5 nice looking females... and no guys in the immediate vicinity. So I'm about 10 minutes in, and all of a sudden, my senses are bombarded by the stench of rotten fart. Not like an innocent fart, but a "holy sh*t my body can't handle 300 grams of whey protein fart"... So I'm like... which one of these f*cking chicks just gassed me out?! Then I'm thinking to myself, every one of these 4 or 5 females now thinks I'm f*cking pig - except of course for the chick that actually just blew out...

I'm still having a hard time coming to grips with this.
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Aw, man. I'm sorry to hear this. I know your pain. I've been in very similar, if not the exact same situation.

My guess would be it was the one with the best looking complexion; I have a feeling that when chicks blow air that skanky that it's due more to vegetable intake than protein...You should have said, "One of you ladies ought to be ashamed of yourself!" - Covered your nose with your shirt, and went back downstairs. :lol:

But dude, to be honest, I'd take nasty skank protein farts of "feminine odor" any day. Gewww!
 
Lookn solid bro..Quads are lookn hyuge
 
Thanks, bud.

Skipped the run tonight. Everything just didn't time out well. I wasn't done eating my last meal until 10:30, so I'd have to wait until at least midnight to run, and, well, F that.

Tomorrow will be FB/FT with an emphasis on Arms/Delts. I plan on doing some Squats as well, but nothing over 225.

Au revoir.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Aw, man. I'm sorry to hear this. I know your pain. I've been in very similar, if not the exact same situation.

My guess would be it was the one with the best looking complexion; I have a feeling that when chicks blow air that skanky that it's due more to vegetable intake than protein...You should have said, "One of you ladies ought to be ashamed of yourself!" - Covered your nose with your shirt, and went back downstairs. :lol:

But dude, to be honest, I'd take nasty skank protein farts of "feminine odor" any day. Gewww!
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You guys made my lawls my fukcing ass off :toofunny:
 
I'm still having trouble coming to terms.

I've had some nasty farts myself, but this was otherworldly.

I seriously thought female farts smelled like strawberry patches up until about 3 and a half hours ago.
 
TimberLakers said:
I'm still having trouble coming to terms.

I've had some nasty farts myself, but this was otherworldly.

I seriously thought female farts smelled like strawberry patches up until about 3 and a half hours ago.
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"You think yo shat don't stank but it really smells like eww eww ewwwww!"

Truer words have never been uttered.
 
Death and Training

I went so freaking hypo today towards the end of my workout. I was shivering and shaking and barely made it outside the gym door before I plopped down on top of my backpack and fell asleep like a hobo.

I woke up in a daze, took a few sips of my whey+oats, then puked in the bushes right outside the gym windows. I'm sure everyone on the cardio equipment saw me. It wasn't much of a puke, considering I only had some water and a little whey in my system; a real quick "blep!" if you will.

Today's Exercises:

High Row - I think this is what it's called. It's where you start on the floor with a barbell, basically do a deadlift, and then bring it up to your chin like an upright row, all while driving your heels into the floor.

Overhead BB Press

BB Squats SS w/ Reverse BB Curls

Reverse Flies SS w/ Dips (angled to hit chest)

I had a few more exercises left to do, but I was friggin messed up at this point. I went in the group fitness room and basically fell over, but the air was so cold it was making me sick, so I stumbled outside into the 70% humidity 90 degree weather and sat down in the shade trying to recover.

About to cook breakfast and get a pantload of blueberries in me.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Death and Training

I went so freaking hypo today towards the end of my workout. I was shivering and shaking and barely made it outside the gym door before I plopped down on top of my backpack and fell asleep like a hobo.

I woke up in a daze, took a few sips of my whey+oats, then puked in the bushes right outside the gym windows. I'm sure everyone on the cardio equipment saw me. It wasn't much of a puke, considering I only had some water and a little whey in my system; a real quick "blep!" if you will.

Today's Exercises:

High Row - I think this is what it's called. It's where you start on the floor with a barbell, basically do a deadlift, and then bring it up to your chin like an upright row, all while driving your heels into the floor.

Overhead BB Press

BB Squats SS w/ Reverse BB Curls

Reverse Flies SS w/ Dips (angled to hit chest)

I had a few more exercises left to do, but I was friggin messed up at this point. I went in the group fitness room and basically fell over, but the air was so cold it was making me sick, so I stumbled outside into the 70% humidity 90 degree weather and sat down in the shade trying to recover.

About to cook breakfast and get a pantload of blueberries in me.
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Dude i am always puking at my gym lol. Wee are fukking hardcore!
 
hman85 said:
Dude i am always puking at my gym lol. Wee are fukking hardcore!
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What would have been even more hardcore would be walking back into the gym with oatmeal-vomit all over my beard and doing some calf raises.

I remember back at my school's gym in Pensacola, I was doing Deadlifts...ran out the door and puked a huge amount of strawberry protein, then immediately went back and continued to Deadlift. Everyone was staring at me, jaw dropped. I heard one dude go, "Did you see that?! That's dude's f*ckin hardcore!"
 
Irish Cannon said:
What would have been even more hardcore would be walking back into the gym with oatmeal-vomit all over my beard and doing some calf raises.

I remember back at my school's gym in Pensacola, I was doing Deadlifts...ran out the door and puked a huge amount of strawberry protein, then immediately went back and continued to Deadlift. Everyone was staring at me, jaw dropped. I heard one dude go, "Did you see that?! That's dude's f*ckin hardcore!"
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Funny story- I was at the gym doing deads, and i kept feeling the puke coming on. i kept trying to hold it back with water and what not but I knew it was going to happen eventually. So then on my last set I got done and immediately i felt the puke I covered my mouth trying to run to the bathroom, but i knew i wasn't going to make it. so i made it about as far as the trash can, I tried to make it all in but it didn't happen.Puke went all over the outside of the can(some made it in lol) and i was so embarrassed that i looked around and noticed that no one saw me so i wiped down my face and booked it out the door. Kinda dikk but needed for my self esteem lol
 
hman85 said:
Funny story- I was at the gym doing deads, and i kept feeling the puke coming on. i kept trying to hold it back with water and what not but I knew it was going to happen eventually. So then on my last set I got done and immediately i felt the puke I covered my mouth trying to run to the bathroom, but i knew i wasn't going to make it. so i made it about as far as the trash can, I tried to make it all in but it didn't happen.Puke went all over the outside of the can(some made it in lol) and i was so embarrassed that i looked around and noticed that no one saw me so i wiped down my face and booked it out the door. Kinda dikk but needed for my self esteem lol
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Bahahaha! Some cute little gym female worker probably had to clean that all up. Nice job. ;)
 
All of these stories have me laughing so friggin' hard! :toofunny:

Timberlaker- you will definitely be the one blamed for that stench. LOL As long as there is a guy around, the women will remain innocent. :lol: I admit, there are many advantages to my workout partner being a big man...

:toofunny:
 
babywifey said:
All of these stories have me laughing so friggin' hard! :toofunny:

Timberlaker- you will definitely be the one blamed for that stench. LOL As long as there is a guy around, the women will remain innocent. :lol: I admit, there are many advantages to my workout partner being a big man...

:toofunny:
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Supp Updates

I'll be introducing Adipo-X at 1 cap, 4x/day. I know this is basically nothing, but I've got a decent bit left, and this stuff is too strong for me to use as a regular stim, so I'm going to basically be taking it just for an appetite suppressant and mild thermo.

I'll be adding in the NEW T-911 very soon, as well as Speed V2 when I run out of AdipoX.

Question for you transdermal guys: Is it okay to apply the Formestane using a plastic sandwich bag on my hand? My hands have gotten so stinking dry from the carrier CEL uses that I have to lube them up basically every hour.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Supp Updates

I'll be introducing Adipo-X at 1 cap, 4x/day. I know this is basically nothing, but I've got a decent bit left, and this stuff is too strong for me to use as a regular stim, so I'm going to basically be taking it just for an appetite suppressant and mild thermo.

I'll be adding in the NEW T-911 very soon, as well as Speed V2 when I run out of AdipoX.

Question for you transdermal guys: Is it okay to apply the Formestane using a plastic sandwich bag on my hand? My hands have gotten so stinking dry from the carrier CEL uses that I have to lube them up basically every hour.
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:lol: You said lube.

Should be fine bro
 
Irish Cannon said:
Supp Updates

I'll be introducing Adipo-X at 1 cap, 4x/day. I know this is basically nothing, but I've got a decent bit left, and this stuff is too strong for me to use as a regular stim, so I'm going to basically be taking it just for an appetite suppressant and mild thermo.

I'll be adding in the NEW T-911 very soon, as well as Speed V2 when I run out of AdipoX.

Question for you transdermal guys: Is it okay to apply the Formestane using a plastic sandwich bag on my hand? My hands have gotten so stinking dry from the carrier CEL uses that I have to lube them up basically every hour.
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how do you like the adipo-x? I was thinking about getting some cause it is well priced.
 
WOOOOT Adipo babeh!!
 
Adipo X is nice stuff, but very strong. I'm a stim-junkie and can't even tolerate a full dose. I take one capsule up to 5x daily for appetite-suppression and mood, as well as for the additional coleus. Works very well.

Upcoming Stack

A little surprise for everyone, here. I'll be introducing a new stack very soon ASSUMING the Formestane completely rids me of gyno. The lump is significantly reduced in size, but not completely gone. I've been on Form a week today, so I've got about a week left of this bottle, and then I'll break into the second bottle if need be, but I'm hoping I won't have to. I actually upped the dose to 250mg today, so I hope that I'll wake up gyno-free.

So, the new stack will be...

PRIME
T-911
Hemodraulix
Speed V2/Adipo-X
Lean Xtreme
AlphaBurn
Eviscerate

It should be an enjoyable experience.

I should also state that if my gyno does not go away with the Form alone, then I'll suspend the introduction of the stack and be running an HD/Epi/M1D-B cycle.
 
New T-911 and New PRIME, I hope it works out killer for you. I actually introduced some LX (with my new PRIME) after my T-911 ran out. Also, I'm on SX, which I've recently found out may have beneficial effects when combined with Rhodiola and ashawgandha (of which I have both, however, have not yet tried).
 
Being on SFL has me considering pre-workout drinks again. I really like this stuff. I may give Ragnarok a go next time I want a powder...or maybe I'll even just skip over to it when I'm done with SFL.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Being on SFL has me considering pre-workout drinks again. I really like this stuff. I may give Ragnarok a go next time I want a powder...or maybe I'll even just skip over to it when I'm done with SFL.
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I think I'm the opposite. I like SFL, but I just cant do the whole pre w/o drink thing any more. When I finish this tub, I'll be done with em.
 
Irish Cannon said:
GI issues or what?

Either way, Hemodraulix stays in the mix for me. That stuff is just straight sick.
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Not really, I just dont like downing a drink pre w/o then drinking more BCAA's during. If I go back to any pre w/o stim, it will be RPM.

Hemo is sick, I may be adding some soon as well. I'll try a few sessions during PCT w/o, and then decide.
 
IC, you are a nutz with a 5/day dose of Adipo haha. Awesome stack man! Should put you right on Axis :D.

I miss me some RPM..i wants
 
I thought it was two caps/serving. Just checked. Guess I remembered wrong haha..carry on
 
Full Body, Fasted, Pec/Lat Concentration

Incline BB Bench Press x 5
Standing Dual Cable Fly x 5
HS Low Row x 5
WG Pullups x 5
Overhead Tricep Press x 3
Abductor/Adductor x 3
Donkey Calf Raise x 6

It was a real good workout. I didn't get a big ol' sweat built up or anything, but I was pushing it pretty hard. It was a good workout, but relaxing at the same time.

I can't say I'm noticing anything other than some gyno reduction with the Form. People are always saying how great this stuff is, but this is my second time using it and I just don't notice much. Libido is the same. Strength is meh. It's nothing special. - My gyno lump is still there. I don't think it reduced in size at all over night. If it's still there Monday morning then I'll start the cycle.

Edit: On second thought, I'll probably wait a little longer for the cycle regardless of what happens with the Form and my gyno. I just really don't want to run a cycle right now. - And when I do run it, if need be, I'll also be doing an SD pulse with it. So it was be HD/Epi/SD(pulsed M/W/F @ 24mg)
 
MrBigPR said:
Why not just run some Letro? Seems like you keep buying all these OTC things.
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I've used letro before and it didn't do anything for my gyno then, so I have never seen a reason to buy it again. The OTC stuff works well from my experience. I don't like having to take the stronger stuff unless I have to.

Epi is the only thing that ridded me of my steroidal AND pubertal gyno, so it's my hero. Form worked for my MMV2 gyno, so I'm using it again.
 
Irish Cannon said:
I've used letro before and it didn't do anything for my gyno then, so I have never seen a reason to buy it again. The OTC stuff works well from my experience. I don't like having to take the stronger stuff unless I have to.

Epi is the only thing that ridded me of my steroidal AND pubertal gyno, so it's my hero. Form worked for my MMV2 gyno, so I'm using it again.
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Word up. Keep it up!
 
tyler4 said:
Very Naass!! How were your results with SD the first time you ran it? Sides and gains?
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0 and 0. Haha. I don't know what was up with my body then...or my diet...or my training. SD never did crap for me, but I've never pulsed it either. I'll try it one more time.

OH! and keep in mind that this cycle will only happen if I need to use the Epi, otherwise, that stuff is staying in the cabinet. I really don't feel the need to use this stuff anymore. Too much other natural goodies out there.
 
Irish Cannon said:
0 and 0. Haha. I don't know what was up with my body then...or my diet...or my training. SD never did crap for me, but I've never pulsed it either. I'll try it one more time.

OH! and keep in mind that this cycle will only happen if I need to use the Epi, otherwise, that stuff is staying in the cabinet. I really don't feel the need to use this stuff anymore. Too much other natural goodies out there.
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Wow, maybe you got some bunk stuff?? The 0 sides part is cool though :)
 
Irish Cannon said:
0 and 0. Haha. I don't know what was up with my body then...or my diet...or my training. SD never did crap for me, but I've never pulsed it either. I'll try it one more time.

OH! and keep in mind that this cycle will only happen if I need to use the Epi, otherwise, that stuff is staying in the cabinet. I really don't feel the need to use this stuff anymore. Too much other natural goodies out there.
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+1. If I dont do a Test cycle this winter, then I'm more than likely done too. An SD pulse intrigues me, but I dont know.
 
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