Irish Cannon Gets on AXIS...with AXIS (Hemodraulix + Kitchen Sink)

Irish Cannon said:
I'll listen to Korn, Metallica, stuff like that...I've never liked death metal, though.

As far as "Jeezy's" sound (I put it in quotes because I'm knocking him down a peg) I actually like it, but the lyrics are such trash that there is no way I'd be able to pump it in my head like some guys do just for a workout. I've talked to plenty of guys who listen to that stuff while lifting but don't actually like it. I can't do that.

What cracks me up is that "Jeezy" (there I go again) constantly references conservative principles in his music: Hard work, self reliance and determination - yet freaking loves Obama and his hand-out policies.

Honestly, that video scares me. The way they hold up these huge banners of Obama's face; reminds me of the portraits of communist dictators hanging on big buildings in China and those types of countries.
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IC, you are a genius.
 
So I was in my new class yesterday and there is this older lady in there and I couldn't tell if she was partially deaf (I looked for hearing aids but didn't see any) or if she just had a speech impediment, but I think it's just the impediment. This dude that was a couple seats over kept looking at me and smirking and I couldn't help but laugh just because he was. I had to cover my mouth.

Don't call me an ass hole. It was funny, okay?

In the middle of class some dude was trying to answer a question and the prof just looked at him like he was retarded. I slammed my hand on the desk and yelled, "You've got to start thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy!"
 
Nice workout bro! 5 RPMS is crazeh!..but expected of you :D..what does LF mean on those presses?
 
Irish Cannon said:
So I was in my new class yesterday and there is this older lady in there and I couldn't tell if she was partially deaf (I looked for hearing aids but didn't see any) or if she just had a speech impediment, but I think it's just the impediment. This dude that was a couple seats over kept looking at me and smirking and I couldn't help but laugh just because he was. I had to cover my mouth.

Don't call me an ass hole. It was funny, okay?
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Okay, That is just mean! :p


In the middle of class some dude was trying to answer a question and the prof just looked at him like he was retarded. I slammed my hand on the desk and yelled, "You've got to start thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy!"
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That on the other hand! :toofunny: I love it! :lol:
 
but funny :lol:
 
babywifey said:
That on the other hand! :toofunny: I love it! :lol:
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I have quite a reputation among the crowd of students. I go to a satellite campus, so there aren't many students and I'm usually with basically all of the same people every class so I feel very comfortable. I'm definitely the most outspoken in there.
 
IC is the most popular kid on AM and at school!
 
Irish Cannon said:
So I was in my new class yesterday and there is this older lady in there and I couldn't tell if she was partially deaf (I looked for hearing aids but didn't see any) or if she just had a speech impediment, but I think it's just the impediment. This dude that was a couple seats over kept looking at me and smirking and I couldn't help but laugh just because he was. I had to cover my mouth.

Don't call me an ass hole. It was funny, okay?

In the middle of class some dude was trying to answer a question and the prof just looked at him like he was retarded. I slammed my hand on the desk and yelled, "You've got to start thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy!"
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:haha: F*cking classic Irish
 
Irish Cannon said:
So I was in my new class yesterday and there is this older lady in there and I couldn't tell if she was partially deaf (I looked for hearing aids but didn't see any) or if she just had a speech impediment, but I think it's just the impediment. This dude that was a couple seats over kept looking at me and smirking and I couldn't help but laugh just because he was. I had to cover my mouth.

Don't call me an ass hole. It was funny, okay?

In the middle of class some dude was trying to answer a question and the prof just looked at him like he was retarded. I slammed my hand on the desk and yelled, "You've got to start thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy!"
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lol!

damn, bro, i've missed a lot. i'm kicking off day two today w/ my hemo. looks like everything is treating you well. :head:
 
I must here more..PM if necessary
 
metroba said:
I must here more..PM if necessary
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Haha!

I was in the stockroom eating Meal 3 and processing some of the shipments. I went in the very back where her computer is and she was standing there looking for pens or something. I grabbed the scanner to check the price on a product so I could mark it down and put it out and she started just like dancing to the song that was playing. She grabbed my lanyard (has a key to the dressing rooms on it) and started tugging on it. I thought she was just screwing around but then she spun around and started grinding up and down on my junk and getting rough. I did my best to act disinterested (I have to keep the upper hand here) and she just stopped and giggled.

It's a good think I'm not on T-911.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Haha!

I was in the stockroom eating Meal 3 and processing some of the shipments. I went in the very back where her computer is and she was standing there looking for pens or something. I grabbed the scanner to check the price on a product so I could mark it down and put it out and she started just like dancing to the song that was playing. She grabbed my lanyard (has a key to the dressing rooms on it) and started tugging on it. I thought she was just screwing around but then she spun around and started grinding up and down on my junk and getting rough. I did my best to act disinterested (I have to keep the upper hand here) and she just stopped and giggled.

It's a good think I'm not on T-911.
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:damnit: F*ck that. She would have gotten pounded. :hump:

Sorry DFly.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Haha!

I was in the stockroom eating Meal 3 and processing some of the shipments. I went in the very back where her computer is and she was standing there looking for pens or something. I grabbed the scanner to check the price on a product so I could mark it down and put it out and she started just like dancing to the song that was playing. She grabbed my lanyard (has a key to the dressing rooms on it) and started tugging on it. I thought she was just screwing around but then she spun around and started grinding up and down on my junk and getting rough. I did my best to act disinterested (I have to keep the upper hand here) and she just stopped and giggled.

It's a good think I'm not on T-911.
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She would have gotten it hard. What stopped you?
 
MrBigPR said:
You mean those dudes who stick their penises in the vagina? :lol:
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If you want me to get serious I will.

I'm not one of those dudes who is so pathetic that they treat every woman as though they're three warm orfaces and nothing else. I'll give a woman respect whether it's deserved or not. The entire reason so many women act as she did is because guys, apparently like yourself, will do anything to enjoy 10 minutes of orgasm, and she's been fooled into thinking that that's how you get a guy you want.

99% of the dudes on this forum have no focking clue what it means to be a man. The mentality you have is a perfect example of why nearly every woman over 30 is so jaded.
 
Irish Cannon said:
If you want me to get serious I will.

I'm not one of those dudes who is so pathetic that they treat every woman as though they're three warm orfaces and nothing else. I'll give a woman respect whether it's deserved or not. The entire reason so many women act as she did is because guys, apparently like yourself, will do anything to enjoy 10 minutes of orgasm, and she's been fooled into thinking that that's how you get a guy you want.

99% of the dudes on this forum have no focking clue what it means to be a man. The mentality you have is a perfect example of why nearly every woman over 30 is so jaded.
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Didn't mean to attack or offend you.

I'm not one of those guys, I'll leave it at that.

PS, if a girl wants a pounding she usually gets it. Lots of chicks just want to f*ck.
 
MrBigPR said:
Didn't mean to attack or offend you.

I'm not one of those guys, I'll leave it at that.

PS, if a girl wants a pounding she usually gets it. Lots of chicks just want to f*ck.
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Think of it as career advancement.

I totally agree. A lot of girls, particularly in NY, are not looking for a husband. In fact, quite a bit of the time, I'm the one feeling used and mistreated. Them getting pounded has nothing to do with respect.
 
You're my boy Irish. I respect your opinions even when we don't see eye to eye.

Your choices are just that - a personal choice. I don't think my choices necessarily mean that I disrespect women.
 
MrBigPR said:
Didn't mean to attack or offend you.

I'm not one of those guys, I'll leave it at that.

PS, if a girl wants a pounding she usually gets it. Lots of chicks just want to f*ck.
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You didn't offend me, just annoyed me.

TimberLakers said:
Think of it as career advancement.

I totally agree. A lot of girls, particularly in NY, are not looking for a husband. In fact, quite a bit of the time, I'm the one feeling used and mistreated. Them getting pounded has nothing to do with respect.
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It has everything to do with respect.

I don't care if they're looking for a husband or not. Just because one isn't doesn't mean you have to take advantage of the situation.

Like I said before, perfect example of why every single woman over 30 is so jaded.

Just because a woman may want the c*ck it doesn't mean it's what's best for her. I'm not going to further damage a woman psychologically just so I can get off.

MrBigPR said:
That right there is a "40 year old virgin bag of sand feeling boob, I'm still a virgin" comment.
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How long would you expect your sexual bout to last in an open stockroom?
 
I know where you are coming from IC. Not that I have always upheld the same morals and strong will that I have seen out of you, but I can completely understand your reasoning.
I might have to stop by your work this weekend and see if you should tell her to stop because she might have an STD. If you don't feel like telling her to stop, then I'll put that skank in her place.
 
thenomad said:
I know where you are coming from IC. Not that I have always upheld the same morals and strong will that I have seen out of you, but I can completely understand your reasoning.
I might have to stop by your work this weekend and see if you should tell her to stop because she might have an STD. If you don't feel like telling her to stop, then I'll put that skank in her place.
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lol. I'm sure you would.

I don't really know quite how skanky she is, if at all. That may have been an out of the box thing for her to do.

By the way PR, she's got a Puerto Rican boyfriend. :lol:
 
Irish Cannon said:
By the way PR, she's got a Puerto Rican boyfriend. :lol:
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Then it was best you left that alone. They don't play, them dudes get hella yealeous, jes!


EXCELSIOR!!! [whiiiiiiiiish]

B]
 
Irish Cannon said:
lol. I'm sure you would.

I don't really know quite how skanky she is, if at all. That may have been an out of the box thing for her to do.

By the way PR, she's got a Puerto Rican boyfriend. :lol:
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i'll even tell that dood that his girlfriend is an STD infected, grinding on other dood groins, wishin she could get a real man kind of skank!!!

skank (v.)-Derogatory term for a female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, slutiness, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash or girls with boyfriend who like to grind on other doods at work
 
Isn't calling a female a skank or a hoe-bag somewhat disrespectful?

Women have needs too. It's not up to you to tell them they should live a monogamous lifestyle.

I have never "taken advantage of a situation"... I'm human. The big G gave me a weiner, and all sorts of testosterone... and the biological instinct to reproduce.

By the way, where are you meeting all these over 30 "jaded" females? I think you're watching too many Sex in the City reruns... Time to get back to reality.
 
TimberLakers said:
Women have needs too. It's not up to you to tell them they should live a monogamous lifestyle.

After reading this I am on this side of the fence. I think women are much more like guys sometimes as far as having a need and getting what they need. I don't think we should make the choice for them because they are going to get what they want from somewhere.
I think now traditional roles for the genders are very gray and people are getting it done however they want. So if you are single and able to seal the deal why not? Thats what the wome are looking to do too.
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TimberLakers said:
Isn't calling a female a skank or a hoe-bag somewhat disrespectful?
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not if the chick has a boyfriend and wants to flirt with other doods all the time. or just wants to get some wherever she can.

IC, its DAY ONE for me! I'm out of that stupid effing cast!!!!
 
wow its gotten heated in hear...I say its time for a :grouphug:

IC and Timber, were you guys in the debate team in high school?
 
thenomad said:
not if the chick has a boyfriend and wants to flirt with other doods all the time. or just wants to get some wherever she can.

IC, its DAY ONE for me! I'm out of that stupid effing cast!!!!
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I guess that makes me a skank too.

Good reasoning.

Dudes are studs, and women are whores.

I challenge your notion, and hereby say that this double standard is the reason why women in their 30s are so "jaded"...
 
thenomad said:
not if the chick has a boyfriend and wants to flirt with other doods all the time. or just wants to get some wherever she can.

IC, its DAY ONE for me! I'm out of that stupid effing cast!!!!
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I'm down IC and I'm down with JC. I hear what you're say'n, but something feels off about your zeal to pull her card Invalid Link Removed Just say'n.
 
metroba said:
wow its gotten heated in hear...I say its time for a :grouphug:

IC and Timber, were you guys in the debate team in high school?
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All we need is Rolandajoint to hop in as we open a discussion on politics and we'll all get 3rd degree burns :usa1:

At least we don't blow each other up over disagreements here, well, with the exception of PETA car bombing UCLA animal researchers, BUT APART FROM THAT.

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