Timber's Epi Smash

I feel bloated today fellas...
 
A little Andro-ass going on here. Getting some nasty looks from the misses...
 
I once cleared out an area at the gym with a silent bomb. Some guy next to me kept getting hit because his buddy thought he did it and wouldn't fess up. Needless to say i had the bench all to myself.
 
MrBigPR said:
I once cleared out an area at the gym with a silent bomb. Some guy next to me kept getting hit because his buddy thought he did it and wouldn't fess up. Needless to say i had the bench all to myself.
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I had a fat f*ck on a treadmill lighting off SBDs a couple months ago. I asked him to leave.
 
You asked him to leave? HAHA. That's f*cking priceless. I once saw a hot chick ripping bombs and she gave me a look. I said "My diet is on point, you may want to review yours"
 
MrBigPR said:
You asked him to leave? HAHA. That's f*cking priceless. I once saw a hot chick ripping bombs and she gave me a look. I said "My diet is on point, you may want to review yours"
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Oh man... I would pay to see the look on her face.
 
Just this last week I was downstairs in the free weight area with the whole floor to myself. I was the only one down there so I didn't think twice about letting one go. Well then I started to get careless, and realized it was almost time for the rush hour crowd to come strolling in...

I was on the bench, felt one brewing, and released it.

It echoed, I laughed.

The next thing ya know, these 2 smokinn hot chicks come down the steps about 10 seconds later... I knew they could tell how embarrassed I was by the look on my face when they walked in and were engulfed by the fumes.

:(
 
Oh man! I hate that...When the coast is totally clear, and then someone walks by you almost immediately and you know there is no way they could have NOT smelled it.
 
Irish Cannon said:
Oh man! I hate that...When the coast is totally clear, and then someone walks by you almost immediately and you know there is no way they could have NOT smelled it.
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I knoww !

The fan was right there too, I could have turned it on to at least make it fade a little by the time they walked past. :dunno:
 
We used to gas chamber people at work. A couple of us would tank the elevator while going up after lunch and laugh our asses off when some poor bastard would jump in for that long ride down. Had a few people refuse to go in! Oh the days of youth...
 
I remember baking farts in my truck.

You blow one, hold your breath, and crank up the heat real high when someone else is in there. Ohhh man that's funny. Not only does it smell but it makes them nauseous.
 
7th rep leg press working set today, about 20 or 30 so people in the free weight area, and i just kept on going. it reminded me of like a potato gun going off or something, just BOOM
 
I remember working out with a buddy doing heavy leg press sled and he ripped one. I laughed and made fun of him then I got down there and boom I had one slip.
 
yep, legs and abs...impossible to control the flatulence!

there's some funny stories up in here!
 
Day 18 - Legs / Arms

Thanks for the fart stories dudes... Cracked me up.

V Bar Press Down

Squats
12*135, 12*135, 12*225, 6*275 (2 assist), 20*205

Hack (sled)
12*2plt, 12*2plt, 12*2plt

Hammy Curl - Prone
12*110, 10*125, 11*110

Standing Calves

21s

6 miles Bike

Awesome workout... Impressed myself even. Knees feel a little dryyyy... but alas, that wont last forever.
 
12 plates for 225 reps? I'm getting confused now. ;)

...nice workout, TL.

LOL @ the 21's...Only because that dude that walks around the gym and asks if anyone needs a spot told me that 21's are what gets his arms so huge.

He also told me yesterday that he used to be "disgustingly huge" and was "on all sorts of bad stuff, like dianabol" but now he's just going for "cut rather than bulk."

But ya, 21's all the way, bro.
 
Irish Cannon said:
12 plates for 225 reps? I'm getting confused now. ;)

...nice workout, TL.

LOL @ the 21's...Only because that dude that walks around the gym and asks if anyone needs a spot told me that 21's are what gets his arms so huge.

He also told me yesterday that he used to be "disgustingly huge" and was "on all sorts of bad stuff, like dianabol" but now he's just going for "cut rather than bulk."

But ya, 21's all the way, bro.
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Haha, I do them maybe once every 6 or 8 weeks...
 
I know bro, if i was home I'd text you many humiliating things so that you surpassed that. BRING IT ON!
 
Ah yay yay.... TL rocking the widow! Can you say DOMs??? That's getting it done bubba. What's that...Oh, GF says she needs a back rub. Gotta go...
 
By the way, was that a westside connection "ah yay yay" you just wrote AZ? :toofunny:
 
TimberLakers said:
Thanks for popping in Silver - yes, you get an F for attendance this class.
Aggressiveness has been fine for the most part... Haven't really been tested lately. :lol:
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And I get a Z :D

Who cares, the comic relief was worth it...specially the latest.... Invalid Link Removed
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dragonfly said:
And I get a Z :D

Who cares, the comic relief was worth it...specially the latest.... Invalid Link Removed
:lol:
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DFly in the house...

Yes, the Smash has become a repository for odds and ends stories and rants from the dregs of the AM.com community. I'd have it no other way.
 
TimberLakers said:
DFly in the house...

Yes, the Smash has become a repository for odds and ends stories and rants from the dregs of the AM.com community. I'd have it no other way.
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I know that very well TL, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered reading 29 pages :eek:

Off topic Invalid Link Removed is necessary for the preservation of mental (in)sanity :D
 
dragonfly said:
I know that very well TL, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered reading 29 pages :eek:

Off topic Invalid Link Removed is necessary for the preservation of mental (in)sanity :D
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Damn woman... Didn't you even look at my squat numbers from last night?!?!? :worried: :worried: :worried:

:toofunny:
 
TimberLakers said:
Friday is 3 weeks already!!! Nuts!
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Time flies when you're having fun and kicking ass on the iron foe!!
This has been one sweet ride!! Keep kicking homie!!!:buttkick:
 
Irish Cannon said:
12 plates for 225 reps? I'm getting confused now. ;)

...nice workout, TL.

LOL @ the 21's...Only because that dude that walks around the gym and asks if anyone needs a spot told me that 21's are what gets his arms so huge.

He also told me yesterday that he used to be "disgustingly huge" and was "on all sorts of bad stuff, like dianabol" but now he's just going for "cut rather than bulk."

But ya, 21's all the way, bro.
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What are 21's?
 
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