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Trauma1's Atomic Meltdown Experience Floridian Style!

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Well everyone i figured it's about time i tried out this amazing product for myself. I will be logging my experiences and updating my progress. I will ONLY be using the florida sun to attain my color. In all honesty, tanning bed skeve me out bigtime!! Now keep in mind i'm irish and can have issues tanning at times. Once i get some color i usually hold it pretty well however. I will begin this saturday and use it as often as my job permits me to be in the sun. I plan on being a jacked, lean, and tan mofo by the olympia!!!!


Here is a brief write-up for the product:

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Atomic Meltdown
Yep...you got it. We finally have everything in place.

Lean and Tan: a beautiful bronze sculpture come to life - in the reflection of the mirror and the eyes of everyone around you. You work hard for your body, now let Atomic Meltdown become your secret weapon.

Containing a potent blend of accelerators, moisturizes, bronzers, subtle tinglers, and a cutting edge topical fat burning formula, Atomic Meltdown promises to blast the fat, improve skin tone, and give you the richest color possible.

This is a cutting edge formula, indeed. Containing the most kickass topical fatburner ever made - Avant Research's 'Napalm' - RPN has taken it to a whole new level. Designed to interact with UV light (from either a tanning bed or sunbathing), as well as dealing with VAT issues, Atomic Meltdown is poised to completely annihilate fat deposits leaving you bronzed, ripped, and ready to rumble.



Directions:

Apply liberally before UV exposure. Keep away from eyes and other sensitive areas. Keep out of reach of Children.


Ingredients:

Aqua, Aloe Vera, Shea Butter, Cetearyl Isononanoate, Ceteareth-20, Dimethicone, Cissus Quadrangularis,Green Coffee Bean Extract, DHA Bronzer, Cetearyl Alcohol, Seaweed and Apple polyphenol complex, Glyceryl Stearate, Sesamin, L-Tyrosine & Actibronze complex, Bio-tanning complex, Propionyl-L.Carnitine, Benzyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Alcohol, Triglyceride complex, Glycerrhetinic Acid, Beta-Alanine, Glycerin, Ceteareth-12, Caffeine, Raspberry Ketones, n-methyl-2-pyrrolidinone, Laurocapram, l-menthol, Yohimbine HCl, Cetyl Palmitate, Sodium Polyacrylate, Propylene Glycol, Fragrance.
 
In for the transformation from Ghostly to awesome.
 
Don't Irish just get brighter red hair and freckles? I'm in for the before/after pictures. The napalm part will probably yield some great results stacked with the 3-AD.
 
I didn't do it, I'm just calling it like I see it!
 
SilentBob187 said:
Don't Irish just get brighter red hair and freckles? I'm in for the before/after pictures. The napalm part will probably yield some great results stacked with the 3-AD.
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My facial hair is pretty red when i grows in. Not too many freckles, but a few. ;) I really look forward to this! It's going to be in the 80's all weekend. I will be taking advantage of this wonderful florida sun. :)
 
Rock on my fellow floridian brothers!! I hear it's going to be in the 80's here tomorrow too, however i have to work. Suddenly.....i'm beginning to feel a tad "Flu-ish." :sick:;)
 
Is it Saturday yet? Dangit whiteboy, make time go faster.
 
Atomic Meltdown Session 1


It was a beautiful day here in florida yesterday. It was 80 degrees and sunny! :) I was eager to get out and try my Atomic Meltdown. I applied the Atomic Meltdown and laid in the sun for approx 20 minutes to let it dry in. I then applied SPF 15 to my body. I stayed out there for about 1.5 hours. I can honestly say i'm amazed at the color i got just from 1 session in the florida sun. I think my method of applying and laying out for 20 minutes before SPF 15 application worked well.

It's funny because i didn't even say anything to my wife and she kept asking me what the hell smells like syrup LMFAO!! It's very cloudy here today, so i won't be able to get in a second session. I plan on doing it tomorrow though. So far, i'm very impressed even after 1 session!:cheers:
 
Trauma1 said:
Atomic Meltdown Session 1


It was a beautiful day here in florida yesterday. It was 80 degrees and sunny! :) I was eager to get out and try my Atomic Meltdown. I applied the Atomic Meltdown and laid in the sun for approx 20 minutes to let it dry in. I then applied SPF 15 to my body. I stayed out there for about 1.5 hours. I can honestly say i'm amazed at the color i got just from 1 session in the florida sun. I think my method of applying and laying out for 20 minutes before SPF 15 application worked well.

It's funny because i didn't even say anything to my wife and she kept asking me what the hell smells like syrup LMFAO!! It's very cloudy here today, so i won't be able to get in a second session. I plan on doing it tomorrow though. So far, i'm very impressed even after 1 session!:cheers:
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Hahaha EVERYONE says that to me!
 
Alright, it's partly cloudy today, but i'm going to get out there for my second session today if possible. I'll update later peeps. :thumbsup:
 
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I'm buying the tester bottle with my Nutraplanet order soon. I must admit I've always been skeptical with topical fat loss agents especially since the general concensus on a lot of forums is that they're bogus. The reputations and experience of the people who have been reporting positive effects on Atomic Meltdown have perked my interests so I think I'll give it a go.

I don't suppose you have some before and after shots?
 
flu1d said:
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I'm buying the tester bottle with my Nutraplanet order soon. I must admit I've always been skeptical with topical fat loss agents especially since the general concensus on a lot of forums is that they're bogus. The reputations and experience of the people who have been reporting positive effects on Atomic Meltdown have perked my interests so I think I'll give it a go.

I don't suppose you have some before and after shots?
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I'll see if i can get up some pics soon. I think you will enjoy this product. You can't beat a product that produces very effective lean and tan results. ;)
 
EasyEJL said:
is matt still looking to trade stuff for clear edge? :) or did he find enough
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Still interested.

BTW, you should check out Crader's massive Flex-conduit veinage in her arms. Turns me on big time, but she's very self-conscious about it.

AM seems to be leaning her arms/forearms very rapidly, same with me.
 
crader said:
Aye are you still Irish white, or are you Killians dark now..lol
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LOL! I'd say i'm on my way to killian's dark, but certainly not a pale ale anymore haha. :) I was only able to get out for 20 minutes today. Damn rain came in. I'll be back out wednesday and friday this week.
 
Mr T lives in Florida and is moving to a better half of Florida..lol Or maybe a more corrupt half..he is our rebel.
 
oh I must have missed where you actually moved down :D I remember you talking about it, just hadn't seen a post about you moving
 
crader said:
Mr T lives in Florida and is moving to a better half of Florida..lol Or maybe a more corrupt half..he is our rebel.
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Corrupt hahahahaha!!:twisted:

It's definitely the better half of florida where i'm going. I miss the tampa area. :(
 
EasyEJL said:
oh I must have missed where you actually moved down :D I remember you talking about it, just hadn't seen a post about you moving
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Yeah man don't you remember i lived in tampa palms? I've been here for 5 years this year. We moved over to the daytona area*yuck*, but are thankfully moving back to T-town.:)
 
Trauma1 said:
Yeah man don't you remember i lived in tampa palms? I've been here for 5 years this year. We moved over to the daytona area*yuck*, but are thankfully moving back to T-town.:)
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yeah, I somehow forgot you were on the east coast of FL, and thought you were in some other godforsaken state that got winters or something horrifying like that. Well, the Tampa Bay contingent of AM is bigger now. When did you move back to tampa? which hospital did you get into? we're going to be giving birth at UCH next month :)
 
EasyEJL said:
yeah, I somehow forgot you were on the east coast of FL, and thought you were in some other godforsaken state that got winters or something horrifying like that. Well, the Tampa Bay contingent of AM is bigger now. When did you move back to tampa? which hospital did you get into? we're going to be giving birth at UCH next month :)
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We will hopefully be back sometime in june/july. I think i'm going to go back to St. Joseph's Hospital(off of MLK.) I was there for 3 years before we moved to the east coast. I liked it there.....plenty of trauma haha, thus where the name stems from. :). Who knows though, i may end up at UCH. Good luck with the new child too bro!!
 
EasyEJL said:
if only california would too
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Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid ****, silly ****, stupid ****...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Mom is going to fix it all soon,
Mom is coming round to put it back
the way it oughtta be...

Learn to swim.

**** L Ron Hubbard and
**** all his clones.
**** all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

**** retro anything.
**** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and
**** your short memory.

Learn to swim.

**** smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
 
dsade said:
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid ****, silly ****, stupid ****...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Mom is going to fix it all soon,
Mom is coming round to put it back
the way it oughtta be...

Learn to swim.

**** L Ron Hubbard and
**** all his clones.
**** all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

**** retro anything.
**** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and
**** your short memory.

Learn to swim.

**** smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
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:lol: Nice dsade nice..
 
I'm going to get out there for my 3rd Atomic Meltdown session tomorrow. I should also be able to hit up friday and saturday this week. I could be a tan mofo by the end of next week!! I shall keep all you very eager followers updated. ;):afro:
 
Hank Vangut said:
i think i need some atomic meltdown
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I really think you will like it hank. Fantastic results thusfar for my irish azz. While you may smell all syrupy, just tell the wife your a pancake and to DIG IN! ;)
 
Trauma1 said:
I really think you will like it hank. Fantastic results thusfar for my irish azz. While you may smell all syrupy, just tell the wife your a pancake and to DIG IN! ;)
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WHERE ARE THE BEFORE AND AFTERS? Get on it!! :D I wanna see the fat loss coupled with the tan potential. It should be pretty quick looking, especially since tan always tricks the eye.

Tricky, Tricky RPN.

Also, how much Napalm is actually in there? say per ounce how many pumps from a bottle of napalm would that be?

Adams
 
DAdams91982 said:
Also, how much Napalm is actually in there? say per ounce how many pumps from a bottle of napalm would that be?
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This is proprietary...to estimate, though, the bottles are about 1/4 pure napalm.

****...I guess I just blew the whole "proprietary" thing. Then again, do the math....you are getting around 2 ounces of Napalm, around 3 ounces of Flawless, some extras, and the tanning matrix...all for $40-$50.

EDIT: Enjoy the info...I will be deleting this later, so please do not use the quote function.
 
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