Would you get on Britney ?

Would you get on Britney Spears ?

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ReaperX

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Would you get on Britney Spears ? Not the 'old school version', the 'Post pregnancy, Post Kevin Federline' version.
 
I don't know dude. She was like the dream girl...8 years ago when I was in high school. And her first video came out in that sexy catholic school girl outfit. But now that pretty much everyone has been up in that, hittin it hard, not to mention the drug/alcohol abuse (rumored). Oh, almost forgot the fact that she's nucking futs now. If I was heavily under the influence, had been a long time without any, and was ready to pretty much give up on life in general...then I'd do it. But until then SKANKTASTIC Now her sister is another story:run:
 
Nabisco said:
I don't know dude. She was like the dream girl...8 years ago when I was in high school. And her first video came out in that sexy catholic school girl outfit. But now that pretty much everyone has been up in that, hittin it hard, not to mention the drug/alcohol abuse (rumored). Oh, almost forgot the fact that she's nucking futs now. If I was heavily under the influence, had been a long time without any, and was ready to pretty much give up on life in general...then I'd do it. But until then SKANKTASTIC Now her sister is another story:run:
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Nabisco-


All good things must eventually come to an end.


Her younger sister is def. do-able though.
 
If ur reading this thread, u better be voting. I have a pet peeve for people who view poll threads and don't vote, esp. of such an urgent topic (such as this post).
 
guys guys guys.....

think about it. this girl is crazy ... she shaved her head out of mental distress, remember?

who wants to mess with that?
oh and BTW I can't vote b/c it doesnt pertain to me, so :p
 
bassgirl said:
guys guys guys.....

think about it. this girl is crazy ... she shaved her head out of mental distress, remember?

who wants to mess with that?
oh and BTW I can't vote b/c it doesnt pertain to me, so :p
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Then shes probably a freak in the sack.....PEEEEERRRRRFFFEEEECT
 
Just picture this, you wake up after doing the nasty, and I"m talking naaaaaaassssssty, with brits. She's smiling down at you in bed when you notice she's holding something in either hand but can't quite focus. You also suddenly notice a damp feeling at your groin and blood red sheets, the song she seems to be singing is "oops I did it again" when it strikes you she is holding a huge knife and your severed 2 incher in the other hand!!!

Amor Est Vitae Essentia,

Neoborn
 
neoborn said:
Just picture this, you wake up after doing the nasty, and I"m talking naaaaaaassssssty, with brits. She's smiling down at you in bed when you notice she's holding something in either hand but can't quite focus. You also suddenly notice a damp feeling at your groin and blood red sheets, the song she seems to be singing is "oops I did it again" when it strikes you she is holding a huge knife and your severed 2 incher in the other hand!!!

Amor Est Vitae Essentia,

Neoborn
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wow thats..... pretty vivid


personal experience.!?:nutkick::toofunny:
 
bassgirl said:
guys guys guys.....

think about it. this girl is crazy ... she shaved her head out of mental distress, remember?

who wants to mess with that?
oh and BTW I can't vote b/c it doesnt pertain to me, so :p
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Britney has a lot of money. She also has very low standards (i.e. Kevin Federline)..


I think that's what all men wish for....hot women (who don't know their hot so there is no attitude) and loaded with lotsa money.
 
neoborn said:
Just picture this, you wake up after doing the nasty, and I"m talking naaaaaaassssssty, with brits. She's smiling down at you in bed when you notice she's holding something in either hand but can't quite focus. You also suddenly notice a damp feeling at your groin and blood red sheets, the song she seems to be singing is "oops I did it again" when it strikes you she is holding a huge knife and your severed 2 incher in the other hand!!!

Amor Est Vitae Essentia,

Neoborn
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neo-

You are a crackhead.
 
Jayhawkk said:
Yup, simply because I know some of my past experiences with women of lesser caliber and no money :)
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:hammer::goodpost: Amen brother!
 
mash her out.. Maybe she will get hot again and call you...haha... you never know..Plus crazy chick are usually freeks...
 
I just want to remind all you sick bastards who would get on Britney that Kevin's penis got there first. Just so you are aware.
 
And?? Do you think that his penis was left behind insie of her when he was done and you'll somehow touch it with your penis? Not liking Kfed is cool but to act like he's any worse than most of your women's ex's on a regular basis is pretty naive. If you spend all your time comparing and thinking about your girlfriend's past sexual encounters; you're going to be one lonely bastard.
 
Jayhawkk said:
And?? Do you think that his penis was left behind insie of her when he was done and you'll somehow touch it with your penis? Not liking Kfed is cool but to act like he's any worse than most of your women's ex's on a regular basis is pretty naive. If you spend all your time comparing and thinking about your girlfriend's past sexual encounters; you're going to be one lonely bastard.
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Bingo :thumbsup:

P.S. I stil think Reaper has a thing for Britny, and am starting to think maybe a man crush on K-fed :lol:
 
Britney, independent of which version, was never my style and will never be!
 
ReaperX said:
I just want to remind all you sick bastards who would get on Britney that Kevin's penis got there first. Just so you are aware.
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:think:.............who gives a sh*t?
 
CHA0S said:
:icon_lol: really, so you're saying if she came to your door drunk and naked you would just close the door on her.
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Oh hell no bro!! I'd nail that like Bob Villa building a gazebo. My point was who gives a sh*t if k-fag hit that first..I'd tear it up son!....is her little sister legal?
 
I'd hit it, though I would likely need some alcoholic lubrication of the will first. Not to get over the way she looks, but what a skank she is. I mean, when you're like me and have been whacked out on mind altering drugs and aren't even sure if you ****ed some women, well your standards are up for grabs, so I'd definitely do it with a little help. For example, I think I nailed this pudgy townie with a welfare scam going up in Oneanta when I was younger. Last I remember she was puking in the toilet and I was waiting to hit it in the next room. I wake up with my pants off, somewhat sticky, next to her with her clothing disheveled but mostly still on. Go figure, I don't have a clue what happened to this day.

From that to Spears? It's a step up.
 
I date way hotter chicks than current Britney, I hope most of you can say the same...she is NASTY. Now go back some years and its a different story...
 
CDB said:
It's not like you're planting a flag anyway though, know what I mean?
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I hear ya, it's just she is so sloppy and her horrible personality is written all over her fvcked up face. I'm sure after a fifth of Beam I would be singing a different story:lol::food:
 
Alexander said:
I hear ya, it's just she is so sloppy and her horrible personality is written all over her fvcked up face. I'm sure after a fifth of Beam I would be singing a different story:lol::food:
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Well hell, if everybody you nail is a well put together psychological masterpiece, well it wouldn't be as fun. Everyone needs to have an occasional misfit ****.
 
Like i said...she might get hot again... and if you laid the pipe well she might call you.... or at least introduce you to some other hot famouse wh*res...
 
Be just my luck that some pap would snap a picture of me with her and my wife would kill me. No freaken way
 
Once upon a time no questions asked. I would also nail it like Bob Villa putting up a gazebo(great quote)
Now, shes still hot, but It would have to be a one night stand. I'd need a few cold ones too.
 
bassgirl said:
guys guys guys.....

think about it. this girl is crazy ... she shaved her head out of mental distress, remember?

who wants to mess with that?
oh and BTW I can't vote b/c it doesnt pertain to me, so :p
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Mental instability is a plus in this instance. While you're viewing Britney as someone a guy would attempt to have a relationship with, our discussion pertains to more like a notch in the bedpost and never talk to her again. I guess the best way to understand why a guy would want to hook up with a crazy broad is to think of it like this: she's crazy in public, imagine how crazy she'll be in the bedroom :twisted Is there flaws to such assumptions? Of course, as with any kind of assumption, but I hope this helps you to empathize the male track of mind.
 
Nabisco said:
Even more so now that she's preggers!:stick:

I kid, I kid...maybe:wtf:
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I don't. Seriously, what is the probability of nailing a pregnant broad? I'd be all over a pregnant broad in a heartbeat, simply for the novelty of doing it with a pregnant woman.


It's like a two-and-a-half-some. :D
 
well id hit it if i was really horny and had a camera of something to take evidence with. I would give her a crazy facial...that would be a nice pic to show off. I say its for the fact that it is Britney, thats y i would and probably she'd hook up some expensive gifts too...

I dont know its hard sometimes to say you would or wouldnt with a certain female until it comes down to it.
 
pistonpump said:
well id hit it if i was really horny and had a camera of something to take evidence with. I would give her a crazy facial...that would be a nice pic to show off. I say its for the fact that it is Britney, thats y i would and probably she'd hook up some expensive gifts too...

I dont know its hard sometimes to say you would or wouldnt with a certain female until it comes down to it.
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Piston-creampie-pump they call him.
 
whatastud08 said:
I date way hotter chicks than current Britney, I hope most of you can say the same...she is NASTY. Now go back some years and its a different story...
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So does that mean you're knockin' on the doors of the 6 beer beauties? LOL, just had to throw that in because way hotter than current Britney could easily still be kinda groady. :P
 
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