You know you're a supplement junkie when:

Your car is out of gas, you own one pair of jeans, have nothing but promotional t-shirts, and you still are taking full advantage of nutraplanet's newest sale.
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LMFAO!!!!!!
Let me see, which Nutra-T should I wear with my jeans? ****, the pants are dirty... Which Nutra-T should I wear with my shorts?
 
your kitchen looks like a drug transaction because you have supplements every where and walking in to my room supps on the floor every where including my closet.
 
When your parents visit you and they think you have a drug problem because they see bottles of supplements lying around the house as if each bottle has a designated living space.

When paying rent is not prioritized above buying your supplements.

When alcoholics tell you that you have some issues which require professional help.

When you didn't pay your brother what you owed him because you wanted to try new stuff. You figured that the supps helped you get big enough that you can just beat him up if he asks for his money.

When you take more pills then your grandparents combined.
 
When all of your friends refer to you for supplement advice and when you can tell them how much it will roughly cost them and how many servings are in each product.
 
bludevil said:
when your whole day (when you eat, what you eat, when you workout) is layed out to coincide with your supplements.
1. Wake up, take supps, then wait an hour before eating any meals.
2. Need to wait # of minutes before hitting gym, so supp's will be fully kicked in.
3. No honey, I'm not eating any carbs tonight because it would interfere with (name supp here) absorption.
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oh wow.. this is me..

long lost brother? lol
 
Why do people buy so many supplements when there are probably less than a dozen that actually give any noticeable effects? Doesn't it seem strange?
 
or, your house smells of supplements all the time like a health food store even after you clean, mop, or put on cologne. :lol:
 
* When you contemplate going without cable TV, heating, and air conditioning because you coud buy a good chunk of supplements with that $$$.

* When you think about which supplements you could have bought with the money you spend on other things. For example, I might spend $1K on x-mas and automatically come up with how much Powerfull and fish oil that comes out to.

* When you sell a kidney for supplement money.

* When you carry a pill case with you everywhere.
 
Iron Warrior said:
* When you think about which supplements you could have bought with the money you spend on other things. For example, I might spend $1K on x-mas and automatically come up with how much Powerfull and fish oil that comes out to.
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when an hour after receiving money for christmas, you are on AM and comtemplating what supps i could buy with my new cash supply!

very sad.:nono:
 
when you walk into a hotel room and theres your family, friends, and that guy from the show "intervention"! ha...no but seriously they do get you hooked fast
 
...when you dissolve all your tablet-form supps in water overnight to ensure complete absorption. (Tabs often don't completely dissolve in your belly, so you end up pooping out half the tablet = crapping cash.)
 
You go camping for the weekend and have an entire duffel bag full of supplements. (and then 1 or 2 more hidden in your clothing bag in ziplocks)

You can mix in 10 plus different supplements into a ziplock and know what each one is by looking at it.

You buy at least 3 months in bulk next time because you were like a crack addict on withdrawel when you ran out, and no local stores carry it. (Happened to me with Extend)

When you DON'T budget supplements into your financial plan anymore...because knowing just hurts too much...
 
when you're pissed that you got gift cards from relatives knowing that you cant spend it at np so you ask yourself the following question: "who can i sell this to in order to get money to buy supps at np?"
 
when the fed-ex guy knows you on a first name basis

when you lie to others at the gym about how many supps you take, so they dont think your crazy

when your friend in med school calls you to ask what a certain compound is used for
 
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