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Okay, so I think this is the best place to tell this story...

I was at the gym this weekend and I see this girl in the corner of the gym in a mirror trying to take a selfie. Okay, no big deal, pretty normal. I see her twisting and contorting and it catches my attention. So I actually paid attention and she was the cute little hispanic girl, who unfortunately suffered from flatassitus! Once I see how challenged she was in the back side department it become OBVIOUS why she was contorting herself in the mirror. She was doing her absolute best to angle herself so she looked like she had at least some semblance of an ass.

Unfortunately for her she went through 3-4 shots positioning herself trying to catch an angle that made it look like she had an ass. When it hit me what she was doing and how hard she was trying to make her false advertisement look good. I laughed out loud! No, like I REALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!
I had my headphones on and didn't realize how loud I was until she glanced over and just knew it was her I was laughing at.

I almost felt bad but then I realized she was the one lying to the world about having a great ASSet... so no need for me to feel bad for finding it comical.
 
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Someone reminded me it was Twins Tuesday !!
 
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MrKleen73 said:
Okay, so I think this is the best place to tell this story...

I was at the gym this weekend and I see this girl in the corner of the gym in a mirror trying to take a selfie. Okay, no big deal, pretty normal. I see her twisting and contorting and it catches my attention. So I actually paid attention and she was the cute little hispanic girl, who unfortunately suffered from flatassitus! Once I see how challenged she was in the back side department it become OBVIOUS why she was contorting herself in the mirror. She was doing her absolute best to angle herself so she looked like she had at least some semblance of an ass.

Unfortunately for her she went through 3-4 shots positioning herself trying to catch an angle that made it look like she had an ass. When it hit me what she was doing and how hard she was trying to make her false advertisement look good. I laughed out loud! No, like I REALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!
I had my headphones on and didn't realize how loud I was until she glanced over and just knew it was her I was laughing at.

I almost felt bad but then I realized she was the one lying to the world about having a great ASSet... so no need for me to feel bad for finding it comical.
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Epic story. So many of these fake folks out there. Not just females either...
 
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MrKleen73 said:
MMMMM Proof that Mommy hips are often sexier than the young and tighter counterparts. Just Dayum!!!!
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Nothing wrong with a woman made for making babies! I'm right there with ya buddy!
 
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LiveToLift said:
Epic story. So many of these fake folks out there. Not just females either...
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I see this all the time and b like “wait a min.....”
 
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