schizm
Well-known member
Effort 1
Hi everyone...My name is Steven and I have a gambling ‘problem’. Now, I say ‘problem’, because as I see it, it’s only a problem when I lose and lately I’ve been losing my Phenibut off, which is why I’m here. Last month I went on a Phenadrine bender and headed to the race track but not before stopping at a near by gas station to pick up a 2 liter of my favorite mountain dew knock off, Yellow Thunder, a 1 pound bag of skittles and being a car enthusiast, the latest copy of Nitrozine. Within minutes of pulling into the parking lot of the race track, I had guzzled the entire 2 liters of Yellow thunder, had remnants of the entire bag of skittles stuck in my teeth and thumbed through Nitrozine not once or twice but 4 times. I quickly made my way into the lobby, made an emergency ‘pit stop’, (man that yellow thunder goes thru me like water!!) and plopped down 2 large on my usual pick, Mesomorph, who had been having quite the winning streak that last few weeks. I should have known better, I should have weighed the odds and taken into account the amount of rain we had just gotten the night before, but I didn’t and I lost, I lost big time. Apparently Mesomorph wasn’t a mudder (even though his mother was a mudder, go figure) and not knowing that fact cost me because you see, the 2 large I had just bet and lost was supposed to have paid for my wife’s Testalensis reduction. She, being a former competitive bodybuilder with a history of Testatropin abuse, hasn’t competed in 8 years and spends most of her days watching Oprah and eating cheese and among other things still suffers from an ‘alpha male’ mentality, a Barry White bass voice and knuckles so hairy she often braids them. So now, I’m spending most of my time traveling around the area to different blood banks donating my Plasmagen Nitrate to raise the funds for her Testalensis procedure, so I can get my life back on track, be ‘Winning’ and have my wife believe me when I tell her: ‘Yo baby, Icariin’. Thank you for listening to my sob story. Donations can be pay pal’d to: schizm.
ps: extra credit/over achiever for using 2 extra products??
Hi everyone...My name is Steven and I have a gambling ‘problem’. Now, I say ‘problem’, because as I see it, it’s only a problem when I lose and lately I’ve been losing my Phenibut off, which is why I’m here. Last month I went on a Phenadrine bender and headed to the race track but not before stopping at a near by gas station to pick up a 2 liter of my favorite mountain dew knock off, Yellow Thunder, a 1 pound bag of skittles and being a car enthusiast, the latest copy of Nitrozine. Within minutes of pulling into the parking lot of the race track, I had guzzled the entire 2 liters of Yellow thunder, had remnants of the entire bag of skittles stuck in my teeth and thumbed through Nitrozine not once or twice but 4 times. I quickly made my way into the lobby, made an emergency ‘pit stop’, (man that yellow thunder goes thru me like water!!) and plopped down 2 large on my usual pick, Mesomorph, who had been having quite the winning streak that last few weeks. I should have known better, I should have weighed the odds and taken into account the amount of rain we had just gotten the night before, but I didn’t and I lost, I lost big time. Apparently Mesomorph wasn’t a mudder (even though his mother was a mudder, go figure) and not knowing that fact cost me because you see, the 2 large I had just bet and lost was supposed to have paid for my wife’s Testalensis reduction. She, being a former competitive bodybuilder with a history of Testatropin abuse, hasn’t competed in 8 years and spends most of her days watching Oprah and eating cheese and among other things still suffers from an ‘alpha male’ mentality, a Barry White bass voice and knuckles so hairy she often braids them. So now, I’m spending most of my time traveling around the area to different blood banks donating my Plasmagen Nitrate to raise the funds for her Testalensis procedure, so I can get my life back on track, be ‘Winning’ and have my wife believe me when I tell her: ‘Yo baby, Icariin’. Thank you for listening to my sob story. Donations can be pay pal’d to: schizm.
ps: extra credit/over achiever for using 2 extra products??
