While I was recently a puny 200lb guy, I boasted a strong 300lb Hammer Strength press AND 400lb Leg Press, so you know I'm pretty jacked, some would say most jacked pound for pound. But that's neither here nor there. I recently went on a binge and now I'm about 350 and I have to say jeans are not meant for large people like us Tomahawk88, we live in Mu-Mus and shifts until we can cut down. Out of fashion? Nay I say to you, refer to the Simpsons and the joys Homer experienced. We are just ahead of our time! Would people laugh at Jay Cutler in a floral pattern mu-mu? It's all about confidence!
Now turning my attention to the "Jorts" comments, that goes beyond the whole "confidence" realm into the straight up "no-no" realm. If you're heterosexual and trying to attract females, then I would stay away from Jorts and stick with the mu-mu. Just look at the Arabian Sheiks, they wear mu-mus and look at the Harems they have! Do you EVER see them in Jorts? Nope. Same thing with the Mormons, no Jorts but lots of mu-mus, and they have several wives.
In closing, I would like to add that the linked thread regarding never listening to me about RecoverPro is one of the most lurid and perverse threads I have graced. I feel dirty just mentioning it. Don't go there, and whatever you do, do not read it or join in the conversation, you will not be happy with yourself. Trust me on this one... and on the mu-mus.