What is the craziest thing someone from the opposite sex has told you?
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LizKing531
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Craziest thing I've ever heard -
Standing at the altar - she looks at me says "I do"
......if she only knew what she was gettting into...... :icon_lol:
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Standing at the altar - she looks at me says "I do"
......if she only knew what she was gettting into...... :icon_lol:
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TheSwanks
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I know a lot of men who think emotionally too. Logic seems rare these days.
tWack
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So true!
HokiePride
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Subd for Luls.
Gutterpump
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About 2-3 years ago, I was dating a girl from Europe on a very serious level. We were talking about a future together and traveled every month to each other to see one another. We had planned to one day soon, unite together in Europe. Well things were very rocky because of the distance, over time… and we eventually broke up mainly due to jealousy on her end. Things had gotten very intense so we stopped speaking at the time as well.
She was a journalist and TV News Host - one of the youngest I've ever heard of (she was 24, but looked and sounded far more mature - a great mix of South American and German), and an extremely beautiful woman. She could easily get a job anywhere. So she ended up taking a temp job with Reuters in NYC, moved to my neighborhood without me knowing, showed up at my doorstep one day and proposed!!
I've never heard of anything like this happening before, it blew my mind. We spent a final weekend together but I ultimately said no, as I knew it wasn't meant to be, but honestly how crazy romantic is that? Sorry, I know people expect random nasty stories in here, but here's a story to offset all that haha!!
She was a journalist and TV News Host - one of the youngest I've ever heard of (she was 24, but looked and sounded far more mature - a great mix of South American and German), and an extremely beautiful woman. She could easily get a job anywhere. So she ended up taking a temp job with Reuters in NYC, moved to my neighborhood without me knowing, showed up at my doorstep one day and proposed!!
I've never heard of anything like this happening before, it blew my mind. We spent a final weekend together but I ultimately said no, as I knew it wasn't meant to be, but honestly how crazy romantic is that? Sorry, I know people expect random nasty stories in here, but here's a story to offset all that haha!!
John Smeton
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nice story
TheHardOne
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No bunghole rubbing? BOOOO!!! lol
Man, thats still a crazy story though, she must have felt so bad.
Gutterpump
Banned
Yeah it was pretty bad. It took me a long time before I dated again too... was crazy indeed! Never heard of a woman proposing before, and never going to such lengths either. I kind of regret it now... hard to find a woman that committed!! I can almost look past the crazy times for someone like that again. But if you knew the hell I went through over the relationship at that moment, you'd think I did the right thing. But still... women like that are a rare find. I've dated since but never met someone of such quality since then. She's doing fine now though, living with her new man in a new condo in Europe for the past couple yrs or so.
owlicks
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Oh wow... I can think of a lot of gems... let's see...
"Why didn't you come in my mouth? I would have swallowed." -- Whilst hooking up with a girl in a Howard Johnson
"You need to find a girl who likes going to concerts and likes fingers in her butt!" -- Yelled at me by an ex during a breakup
"Call me cumdumpster!" -- Yelled by a girl during sex
I can go on...
"Why didn't you come in my mouth? I would have swallowed." -- Whilst hooking up with a girl in a Howard Johnson
"You need to find a girl who likes going to concerts and likes fingers in her butt!" -- Yelled at me by an ex during a breakup
"Call me cumdumpster!" -- Yelled by a girl during sex
I can go on...
theniteman
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owlicks said:
Go on... I think we're eskimo brothers.
scw538
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When I was in the national guard. I knew this guy who start banging out this girl gi from another btn. She would have him put plastic wrap over his face and lay on the floor and then she would sh** on his face. He thought she was way out of his league. I told him that is why she was single b/c she was f????;; crazy weird.
lukehayd
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It's called a "Steamer." Very nasty! Have no clue why anyone would want that!
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BigVida
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youre not the only one that something this ****ed would happen to
lukehayd
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I assume you meant week and not month.
nattydisaster
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Craziest thing a girl has told me....that she wants to get married
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monstermash
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Repped! Been there
stxnas
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What about, "I'm pregnant."
I heard that once and it wasn't even possible at the time, lol. Yes, she was a little crazy. :lol:
TheHardOne
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How about during some quality time with a friend....
She kept saying...
Keep pregging me! Keep pregging me!
Im preggers im preggers!!
.......
Annnnnnnnnnnd....
Flaccid.
She kept saying...
Keep pregging me! Keep pregging me!
Im preggers im preggers!!
.......
Annnnnnnnnnnd....
Flaccid.
demolition
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TheHardOne said:
WTF???????
lukehayd
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I used to hang out with this girl and I really think she had more than one person in her head! We would go to a party or the lake whatever and do something and then the next week she would tell me about it as if I wasn't there. If I tried to prove that I was there and the guy that she was talking about was me she'd say "Oh I already told you about it!" I had to quit hanging out with her because I wasn't ever sure who I'd be talking to!
Torobestia
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Steamer takes the cake. Jesus christ. I woulda punched that girl straight through her butthole all the way through her mouth if she tried that on me.
Torobestia
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Getting shat on your face isn't already as messy as it gets?
demolition
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IDK man the anal scissors was good too.
broda
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That happened to me when I was SIXTEEN. I thought I was going to die. Then the dumb bitch told me that she was lying the whole time and I seriously wanted to kill her.
tilldeath
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yeah, at least it was a one night stand.
On a side note though I did have a time in my high school days when my buddies and I were pretty rowdy. There was one night when like eight of us had all been drinking at a party and this chick wanted us to run a train on her. We were all hammered and got to it. So one by one we all started putting it to her. Then I stepped up to the plate so to say and for whatever reason I'll never know she said "No not that fu@#ing guy, not him." Naturally I was like WTF and when she just kept bitching I left the room. A few min. later I got a bright idea and decided to put it to work. I went back in while she was getting it from behind and pissed all over her, cussed her out and left. My buddies couldn't stop laughing and they finished up and we bounced. I never saw or herd from the chick again.
bigbumpkin
Member
epis-story is epic^^
EasyEJL
Never enough
Ok, so Vicki the vampire....
I was dating another girl who was kind of boring even though she gave great head (used to be bulimic, so next to no gag reflex left
). Vicki came into the Circle K I was working at, late at night, like 1am. A little bit on the chubby side, long red hair, kind of pretty, not spectacular. Talked to her a bunch, she started coming in pretty frequently, just hanging out talking. Her parents owned one of the big carnival companies, she usually stayed at their place while they were travelling running the show. A week or two later, she came in looking a bit rough. Turns out her parents hadn't paid the electric bill while they were gone and it got shut off. I told her she could stay at my place till she got a hold of them and got it turned back on, I had a 1 bedroom apartment and a pull out sofabed. Figured we'd end up screwing, so even though I had a date planned with the other girl that night (universal studios halloween horror nights) I decided i'd break up with the other girl at the end of the date. She wasn't really upset, it wasn't a high energy/passion relationship for either of us.
So later after dropping her at home, I went back to my place and crazy vicki was there. She was wearing some kind of black sexy frilly/lacy shirt. we start making out, end up moving into the bedroom. start stripping down (nice big boobs on her) she rolls on top of me, still making out. after a bit she says "hang on a sec" gets up and heads to the bathroom. comes back and has something in her hand, I can't quite tell what from the dim lights. She climbs back on top and we're making out some more and she says "I'm a vampire" and at that moment I could give a crap less. Then she goes on with "I want to make you a vampire too" and i'm still paying more attention to her boobs than what she's saying. But I ask how and she says "first i've got to bite you, and then you've got to suck my blood" and I see that what was in her hand was a razor. So she starts biting on my neck which felt great then sits back up holding the razor and makes a thin cut across the one boob and tells me to suck it. as I start that she finally slides onto my d!ck and starts screwing.
crazy crazy bitch, but fun
I was dating another girl who was kind of boring even though she gave great head (used to be bulimic, so next to no gag reflex left
). Vicki came into the Circle K I was working at, late at night, like 1am. A little bit on the chubby side, long red hair, kind of pretty, not spectacular. Talked to her a bunch, she started coming in pretty frequently, just hanging out talking. Her parents owned one of the big carnival companies, she usually stayed at their place while they were travelling running the show. A week or two later, she came in looking a bit rough. Turns out her parents hadn't paid the electric bill while they were gone and it got shut off. I told her she could stay at my place till she got a hold of them and got it turned back on, I had a 1 bedroom apartment and a pull out sofabed. Figured we'd end up screwing, so even though I had a date planned with the other girl that night (universal studios halloween horror nights) I decided i'd break up with the other girl at the end of the date. She wasn't really upset, it wasn't a high energy/passion relationship for either of us.So later after dropping her at home, I went back to my place and crazy vicki was there. She was wearing some kind of black sexy frilly/lacy shirt. we start making out, end up moving into the bedroom. start stripping down (nice big boobs on her) she rolls on top of me, still making out. after a bit she says "hang on a sec" gets up and heads to the bathroom. comes back and has something in her hand, I can't quite tell what from the dim lights. She climbs back on top and we're making out some more and she says "I'm a vampire" and at that moment I could give a crap less. Then she goes on with "I want to make you a vampire too" and i'm still paying more attention to her boobs than what she's saying. But I ask how and she says "first i've got to bite you, and then you've got to suck my blood" and I see that what was in her hand was a razor. So she starts biting on my neck which felt great then sits back up holding the razor and makes a thin cut across the one boob and tells me to suck it. as I start that she finally slides onto my d!ck and starts screwing.
crazy crazy bitch, but fun
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EasyEJL said:Ok, so Vicki the vampire....
I was dating another girl who was kind of boring even though she gave great head (used to be bulimic, so next to no gag reflex left
So later after dropping her at home, I went back to my place and crazy vicki was there. She was wearing some kind of black sexy frilly/lacy shirt. we start making out, end up moving into the bedroom. start stripping down (nice big boobs on her) she rolls on top of me, still making out. after a bit she says "hang on a sec" gets up and heads to the bathroom. comes back and has something in her hand, I can't quite tell what from the dim lights. She climbs back on top and we're making out some more and she says "I'm a vampire" and at that moment I could give a crap less. Then she goes on with "I want to make you a vampire too" and i'm still paying more attention to her boobs than what she's saying. But I ask how and she says "first i've got to bite you, and then you've got to suck my blood" and I see that what was in her hand was a razor. So she starts biting on my neck which felt great then sits back up holding the razor and makes a thin cut across the one boob and tells me to suck it. as I start that she finally slides onto my d!ck and starts screwing.
crazy crazy bitch, but fun
That is some wild shyt.
MrMarc
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Ok, so Vicki the vampire....
I was dating another girl who was kind of boring even though she gave great head (used to be bulimic, so next to no gag reflex left
So later after dropping her at home, I went back to my place and crazy vicki was there. She was wearing some kind of black sexy frilly/lacy shirt. we start making out, end up moving into the bedroom. start stripping down (nice big boobs on her) she rolls on top of me, still making out. after a bit she says "hang on a sec" gets up and heads to the bathroom. comes back and has something in her hand, I can't quite tell what from the dim lights. She climbs back on top and we're making out some more and she says "I'm a vampire" and at that moment I could give a crap less. Then she goes on with "I want to make you a vampire too" and i'm still paying more attention to her boobs than what she's saying. But I ask how and she says "first i've got to bite you, and then you've got to suck my blood" and I see that what was in her hand was a razor. So she starts biting on my neck which felt great then sits back up holding the razor and makes a thin cut across the one boob and tells me to suck it. as I start that she finally slides onto my d!ck and starts screwing.
crazy crazy bitch, but fun
If a bic*h had a razor that bic*h is out of my house ASAP. lol
MrMarc
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Ya not safe at all :/